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| 'nother tidbit [message #45989] |
Sa, 05 März 2005 14:00 |
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Alltrista Consumer Products Company has become Jarden Home Brands.
(Hey, it's early and I've been up since 5:30. There should be a law
against the energy level of a 3-year-old. She was sent back to bed at
4:30 and at 5:30 I heard the pitter patter of little feetsies. "Where's
Grandpa? I want to play with him. " Oy. Light a candle.)
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-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> Sweet Potato Follies added 2/24/05.
"I read recipes the way I read science fiction: I get to the end and
say,'Well, that's not going to happen.'" - Comedian Rita Rudner,
performance at New York, New York, January 10, 2005.
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| Re: 'nother tidbit [message #46000 ] |
Sa, 05 März 2005 18:43 |
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Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> Alltrista Consumer Products Company has become Jarden Home Brands.
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> (Hey, it's early and I've been up since 5:30. There should be a law
> against the energy level of a 3-year-old. She was sent back to bed at
> 4:30 and at 5:30 I heard the pitter patter of little feetsies. "Where's
> Grandpa? I want to play with him. " Oy. Light a candle.)
Kittens are good for that. They'll be up at the same time.
B/
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| Re: 'nother tidbit [message #47786 ] |
Di, 08 März 2005 02:11 |
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A bit off topic -- It's good to see Barb's postings online again. Not
that you were gone; I was -- had to find a new newsgroup reader and
different ISP .
I remember Barb whenever I bake. Have a whole book of nuthin' but
brownie recipes, but still return to her "O" recipe. I bring goodies
to the office frequently, and can that bunch eat.
I sometimes make little signs labelling the foods. One day the card
read, "Barb's Orgasmic Brownies." They were certainly a hit, from the
tasting, after the attention-getting name. Alas, our boss, the one
who brings in the most food (but healthy food, veggies and stuff, so it
doesn't get eaten much - meow), objected to the name of the brownies,
as "obscene." She left me an email pointing out the impropriety, and
she had tornout part of the card to remove the offending middle word..
Sheesh! I debated, pointing out it was good enough for public display
at the Minnesota State Fair, etc., etc., but lost. I would have taken
them all back home, but of course there were none left after a couple
of hours. So I left the platter of crumbs displayed for days with
the torn card, with another card, "Censored by management."
Next time, for a dept. meeting, I brought in carrots and celery, and
water instead of coffee. Everyone asked where were the cookies and
brownies. I replied that I had been instructed to not bring in obscene
food. (Well, she's dept chair, but I'm older, tenured, and higher
paid.)
In proper parliamentary procedure, a motion was made and carried:
"Barb's Orgasmic Brownies" are the official food of the department.
Harrumph!! (tm)
Good to be back. And, yes, kittens are good in the morning. I have
several recipes.
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| Re: 'nother tidbit [message #47787 ] |
Di, 08 März 2005 03:30 |
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In article <1110244303.840016.83700 [at] z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
j-lattie [at] neiu.edu wrote:
> A bit off topic -- It's good to see Barb's postings online again. Not
> that you were gone; I was -- had to find a new newsgroup reader and
> different ISP .
>
> I remember Barb whenever I bake. Have a whole book of nuthin' but
> brownie recipes, but still return to her "O" recipe. I bring goodies
> to the office frequently, and can that bunch eat.
>
> I sometimes make little signs labelling the foods. One day the card
> read, "Barb's Orgasmic Brownies." They were certainly a hit, from the
> tasting, after the attention-getting name. Alas, our boss, the one
> who brings in the most food (but healthy food, veggies and stuff, so it
> doesn't get eaten much - meow), objected to the name of the brownies,
> as "obscene." She left me an email pointing out the impropriety, and
> she had tornout part of the card to remove the offending middle word..
> Sheesh! I debated, pointing out it was good enough for public display
> at the Minnesota State Fair, etc., etc., but lost. I would have taken
> them all back home, but of course there were none left after a couple
> of hours. So I left the platter of crumbs displayed for days with
> the torn card, with another card, "Censored by management."
>
> Next time, for a dept. meeting, I brought in carrots and celery, and
> water instead of coffee. Everyone asked where were the cookies and
> brownies. I replied that I had been instructed to not bring in obscene
> food. (Well, she's dept chair, but I'm older, tenured, and higher
> paid.)
>
> In proper parliamentary procedure, a motion was made and carried:
> "Barb's Orgasmic Brownies" are the official food of the department.
OMG! Marry me, Jim! That's the best story I've heard in a long time!
ROTFLMAO!!
>
> Harrumph!! (tm)
>
> Good to be back. And, yes, kittens are good in the morning. I have
> several recipes.
La Twerp was up at 5:30 yesterday morning and her mama tells me she was
zonked out on the sofa at home at 4:00 -- didn't sleep on the ride home,
though.
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> Sweet Potato Follies added 2/24/05.
"I read recipes the way I read science fiction: I get to the end and
say,'Well, that's not going to happen.'" - Comedian Rita Rudner,
performance at New York, New York, January 10, 2005.
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| Re: 'nother tidbit [message #50370 ] |
Sa, 12 März 2005 05:01 |
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Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> OMG! Marry me, Jim! That's the best story I've heard in a long
time!
> ROTFLMAO!!
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Ogee, a proposal! I'm flattered. But first my ducal family would want
to examine the dowry. Me, I'd rather examine the contents of the
fruit cellar, the wine cellar, the silver and crystal ....
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| Re: 'nother tidbit [message #53949 ] |
Mo, 21 März 2005 16:08 |
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On Sat, 05 Mar 2005 07:00:04 -0600, Melba's Jammin'
<thisisbogus [at] macbogus.com> wrote:
>Alltrista Consumer Products Company has become Jarden Home Brands.
>
>(Hey, it's early and I've been up since 5:30. There should be a law
>against the energy level of a 3-year-old. She was sent back to bed at
>4:30 and at 5:30 I heard the pitter patter of little feetsies. "Where's
>Grandpa? I want to play with him. " Oy. Light a candle.)
Grandpa should consider himself lucky. I have not seen my grandkids
for 6 months. My daughter is in the Air Force and stationed in
Germany. I will not get to see them until June. I can't wait for my
grand daughter to do a swan dive off the stairs into PaPa's arms. I
always catch her but pay for it the next day with back pain. Of
course I would never tell anyone.......it's worth it.
And I have to mention my stereo comes on everyday at 11:30 AM. The
last time the kids were here my grandson did a text message routine to
my stereo. He was just hitting buttons and programmed it. I don't
know how to unprogram it, nor do I want to. It makes me think of my
little man everyday.
Off topic, sorry, but Gramps was in a blubbery mood.
Dave G
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| Re: 'nother tidbit [message #53951 ] |
Mo, 21 März 2005 16:28 |
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dave wrote:
> On Sat, 05 Mar 2005 07:00:04 -0600, Melba's Jammin'
> <thisisbogus [at] macbogus.com> wrote:
>
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>>Alltrista Consumer Products Company has become Jarden Home Brands.
>>
>>(Hey, it's early and I've been up since 5:30. There should be a law
>>against the energy level of a 3-year-old. She was sent back to bed at
>>4:30 and at 5:30 I heard the pitter patter of little feetsies. "Where's
>>Grandpa? I want to play with him. " Oy. Light a candle.)
>
> Grandpa should consider himself lucky. I have not seen my grandkids
> for 6 months. My daughter is in the Air Force and stationed in
> Germany. I will not get to see them until June. I can't wait for my
> grand daughter to do a swan dive off the stairs into PaPa's arms. I
> always catch her but pay for it the next day with back pain. Of
> course I would never tell anyone.......it's worth it.
>
> And I have to mention my stereo comes on everyday at 11:30 AM. The
> last time the kids were here my grandson did a text message routine to
> my stereo. He was just hitting buttons and programmed it. I don't
> know how to unprogram it, nor do I want to. It makes me think of my
> little man everyday.
>
> Off topic, sorry, but Gramps was in a blubbery mood.
>
> Dave G
I know what you mean Dave, haven't seen my two youngest grandkids in
nearly two years. Our son is being an a-hole for some reason and we're
suffering for it. Hope you see yours soon. Grandkids are much better
than your own kids, you don't have to change diapers and you can spoil
them recklessly. <VBG>
George
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