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#1: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-01 20:06:33 by rescyou

On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 18:20:11 GMT, &quot;Jack Sloan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:jqsloan&#64;verizon.net" target="_blank">jqsloan&#64;verizon.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;
&gt;&quot;Brian D.&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:b.donovan2&#64;verison.net" target="_blank">b.donovan2&#64;verison.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;news:%H55g.7588$<a href="mailto:t_2.6253&#64;trnddc07..." target="_blank">t_2.6253&#64;trnddc07...</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:joepetedvdvr&#64;excite.com" target="_blank">joepetedvdvr&#64;excite.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt; news:<a href="mailto:1146412359.055053.291430&#64;u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com..." target="_blank">1146412359.055053.291430&#64;u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; What kind of &quot;camping&quot; trip did you say this was?
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; A hunting trip. We were going to hunt quail and ducks, but on second
&gt;&gt; &gt; thought, where do you live? We could always hunt dumbshits.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; Game On!!
&gt;&gt;
&gt;Ain't no duck or quail season open anywhere now.

As anyone would know who bothers to check his facts before posting
nonsense to the Usernet (tm), which is something I ALWAYS do.

But wait a minute. Why would anyone post obvious nonsense like that?
What possible reason could someone have?

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#2: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-01 20:19:20 by Jack Sloan

&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:gejc52p0s7do528l5rol830g8qln57i1mi&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">gejc52p0s7do528l5rol830g8qln57i1mi&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 18:20:11 GMT, &quot;Jack Sloan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:jqsloan&#64;verizon.net" target="_blank">jqsloan&#64;verizon.net</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&quot;Brian D.&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:b.donovan2&#64;verison.net" target="_blank">b.donovan2&#64;verison.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; &gt;news:%H55g.7588$<a href="mailto:t_2.6253&#64;trnddc07..." target="_blank">t_2.6253&#64;trnddc07...</a>
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:joepetedvdvr&#64;excite.com" target="_blank">joepetedvdvr&#64;excite.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; &gt;&gt; news:<a href="mailto:1146412359.055053.291430&#64;u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com..." target="_blank">1146412359.055053.291430&#64;u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...</a>
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; What kind of &quot;camping&quot; trip did you say this was?
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; A hunting trip. We were going to hunt quail and ducks, but on second
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; thought, where do you live? We could always hunt dumbshits.
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; Game On!!
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;Ain't no duck or quail season open anywhere now.
&gt;
&gt; As anyone would know who bothers to check his facts before posting
&gt; nonsense to the Usernet (tm), which is something I ALWAYS do.
&gt;
&gt; But wait a minute. Why would anyone post obvious nonsense like that?
&gt; What possible reason could someone have?

Thanks , Kevin, for not omitting me. Perhaps the answer could be to
demonstrate that joepeterpaulandmary is somebody's sockpuppet...like yours.
Jack

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#3: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-01 20:24:03 by Otto Bahn

&quot;Jack Sloan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:jqsloan&#64;verizon.net" target="_blank">jqsloan&#64;verizon.net</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; What kind of &quot;camping&quot; trip did you say this was?
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; A hunting trip. We were going to hunt quail and ducks, but on second
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; thought, where do you live? We could always hunt dumbshits.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Game On!!
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Ain't no duck or quail season open anywhere now.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; As anyone would know who bothers to check his facts before posting
&gt;&gt; nonsense to the Usernet (tm), which is something I ALWAYS do.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; But wait a minute. Why would anyone post obvious nonsense like that?
&gt;&gt; What possible reason could someone have?
&gt;
&gt; Thanks , Kevin, for not omitting me. Perhaps the answer could be to
&gt; demonstrate that joepeterpaulandmary is somebody's sockpuppet...like yours.

ARK is a family newsgroup. Please don't use words like
&quot;sockpuppet&quot;, even if your average teenage boy uses one
IRL.

TIA,

--oTTo--

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#4: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-01 20:32:28 by rescyou

On Mon, 01 May 2006 18:19:20 GMT, &quot;Jack Sloan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:jqsloan&#64;verizon.net" target="_blank">jqsloan&#64;verizon.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;
&gt;&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;news:<a href="mailto:gejc52p0s7do528l5rol830g8qln57i1mi&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">gejc52p0s7do528l5rol830g8qln57i1mi&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 18:20:11 GMT, &quot;Jack Sloan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:jqsloan&#64;verizon.net" target="_blank">jqsloan&#64;verizon.net</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&quot;Brian D.&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:b.donovan2&#64;verison.net" target="_blank">b.donovan2&#64;verison.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt; &gt;news:%H55g.7588$<a href="mailto:t_2.6253&#64;trnddc07..." target="_blank">t_2.6253&#64;trnddc07...</a>
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:joepetedvdvr&#64;excite.com" target="_blank">joepetedvdvr&#64;excite.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; news:<a href="mailto:1146412359.055053.291430&#64;u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com..." target="_blank">1146412359.055053.291430&#64;u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; What kind of &quot;camping&quot; trip did you say this was?
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; A hunting trip. We were going to hunt quail and ducks, but on second
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; thought, where do you live? We could always hunt dumbshits.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Game On!!
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Ain't no duck or quail season open anywhere now.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; As anyone would know who bothers to check his facts before posting
&gt;&gt; nonsense to the Usernet (tm), which is something I ALWAYS do.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; But wait a minute. Why would anyone post obvious nonsense like that?
&gt;&gt; What possible reason could someone have?
&gt;
&gt;Thanks , Kevin, for not omitting me. Perhaps the answer could be to
&gt;demonstrate that joepeterpaulandmary is somebody's sockpuppet...like yours.

Well, go right ahead and demonstrate it, if you feel froggy. We'll
wait.

PS: You're not real clear on the concept of sockpuppets, are you?

PPS: You have something shiny hanging from your lip.

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#5: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-01 20:37:43 by Jack Sloan

&quot;Otto Bahn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com" target="_blank">GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:e35ihh$k8o$<a href="mailto:1&#64;gargoyle.oit.duke.edu..." target="_blank">1&#64;gargoyle.oit.duke.edu...</a>
&gt; &quot;Jack Sloan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:jqsloan&#64;verizon.net" target="_blank">jqsloan&#64;verizon.net</a>&gt; wrote
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; What kind of &quot;camping&quot; trip did you say this was?
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; A hunting trip. We were going to hunt quail and ducks, but on
second
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; thought, where do you live? We could always hunt dumbshits.
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Game On!!
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Ain't no duck or quail season open anywhere now.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; As anyone would know who bothers to check his facts before posting
&gt; &gt;&gt; nonsense to the Usernet (tm), which is something I ALWAYS do.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; But wait a minute. Why would anyone post obvious nonsense like that?
&gt; &gt;&gt; What possible reason could someone have?
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; Thanks , Kevin, for not omitting me. Perhaps the answer could be to
&gt; &gt; demonstrate that joepeterpaulandmary is somebody's sockpuppet...like
yours.
&gt;
&gt; ARK is a family newsgroup. Please don't use words like
&gt; &quot;sockpuppet&quot;, even if your average teenage boy uses one
&gt; IRL.
&gt;
&gt; TIA,
&gt;
&gt; --oTTo--
&gt;
Boy Howdy, I'm REAL sorry about that. I didn't realize Kevin had
crossthreaded this.
TFN,
Jack

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#6: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-01 20:39:31 by rescyou

On Mon, 01 May 2006 18:37:43 GMT, &quot;Jack Sloan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:jqsloan&#64;verizon.net" target="_blank">jqsloan&#64;verizon.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Boy Howdy, I'm REAL sorry about that. I didn't realize Kevin had
&gt;crossthreaded this.

Crossthreaded?

Whatever it is, you did it again while apologizing for doing it. A guy
almost has to work at doing something like that.

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#7: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-02 02:37:25 by Dan Krueger

Jack Sloan wrote:

&gt; &quot;Otto Bahn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com" target="_blank">GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:e35ihh$k8o$<a href="mailto:1&#64;gargoyle.oit.duke.edu..." target="_blank">1&#64;gargoyle.oit.duke.edu...</a>
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;Jack Sloan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:jqsloan&#64;verizon.net" target="_blank">jqsloan&#64;verizon.net</a>&gt; wrote
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;What kind of &quot;camping&quot; trip did you say this was?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;A hunting trip. We were going to hunt quail and ducks, but on
&gt;
&gt; second
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;thought, where do you live? We could always hunt dumbshits.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Game On!!
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Ain't no duck or quail season open anywhere now.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;As anyone would know who bothers to check his facts before posting
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;nonsense to the Usernet (tm), which is something I ALWAYS do.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;But wait a minute. Why would anyone post obvious nonsense like that?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;What possible reason could someone have?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Thanks , Kevin, for not omitting me. Perhaps the answer could be to
&gt;&gt;&gt;demonstrate that joepeterpaulandmary is somebody's sockpuppet...like
&gt;
&gt; yours.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;ARK is a family newsgroup. Please don't use words like
&gt;&gt;&quot;sockpuppet&quot;, even if your average teenage boy uses one
&gt;&gt;IRL.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;TIA,
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;--oTTo--
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Boy Howdy, I'm REAL sorry about that. I didn't realize Kevin had
&gt; crossthreaded this.
&gt; TFN,
&gt; Jack
&gt;
&gt;

Our hero has to look cool to his moronic &quot;friends&quot;.

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#8: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-02 02:39:54 by Captain Infinity

Once Upon A Time Dan Krueger wrote:

&gt;Our hero has to look cool to his moronic &quot;friends&quot;.

What's *your* excuse?


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#9: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-02 02:47:56 by rescyou

On Tue, 02 May 2006 00:39:54 GMT, Captain Infinity
&lt;<a href="mailto:Infinity&#64;captaininfinity.us" target="_blank">Infinity&#64;captaininfinity.us</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Once Upon A Time Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Our hero has to look cool to his moronic &quot;friends&quot;.
&gt;
&gt;What's *your* excuse?
&gt;
&lt;SNORK!&gt;

A good question. Why does Dank hang out in alt.religion.kibology and
hump legs there, even continuing the crosspost to do so?

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#10: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-02 04:02:09 by unknown

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Posted on 2006-05-02 04:03:29 by unknown

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#12: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-02 04:50:14 by TMG

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt; On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 18:20:11 GMT, &quot;Jack Sloan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:jqsloan&#64;verizon.net" target="_blank">jqsloan&#64;verizon.net</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;Brian D.&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:b.donovan2&#64;verison.net" target="_blank">b.donovan2&#64;verison.net</a>&gt; wrote in message

&gt;&gt;Ain't no duck or quail season open anywhere now.


Uses recursion.&quot;

(Duck Season!

Rabbit Season!)

((Duck Season!!

Rabbit Season!!))

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#13: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-02 12:26:43 by Adam Funk

On 2006-05-01, Jack Sloan &lt;<a href="mailto:jqsloan&#64;verizon.net" target="_blank">jqsloan&#64;verizon.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; Boy Howdy, I'm REAL sorry about that. I didn't realize Kevin had
&gt; crossthreaded this.

I'm sure he knows better than to damage his nuts by doing that.

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#14: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-02 12:30:00 by Adam Funk

On 2006-05-01, Kevin S Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; As anyone would know who bothers to check his/her nonsense before posting
&gt; facts to the Usernet (tm), which is something I ALWAYS do.

IFYPFY.

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#15: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-02 18:06:23 by Otto Bahn

&quot;Steve Wertz&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt;&gt;Our hero has to look cool to his moronic &quot;friends&quot;.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; What's *your* excuse?
&gt;
&gt; Looks like KSW needs help, too. Reminds me of a gang of Idaho
&gt; 5th graders trying to look cool.

Just because he's black doesn't mean he's in a gang
you know.

--oTTo--

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#16: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-02 18:09:12 by Chris McGonnell

On Mon, 1 May 2006 21:03:29 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:

&gt;On Mon, 01 May 2006 18:47:56 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On Tue, 02 May 2006 00:39:54 GMT, Captain Infinity
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:Infinity&#64;captaininfinity.us" target="_blank">Infinity&#64;captaininfinity.us</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Once Upon A Time Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Our hero has to look cool to his moronic &quot;friends&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;What's *your* excuse?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &lt;SNORK!&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Oh, gawd. Looks at these guys drool all over each other. What a
&gt;hoot.

Bird, thou never Wertz.

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Harming humanity since 1951.
&quot;What do you expect from a bunch of kiwi smoking sheep herders?&quot; --
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#17: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-02 18:19:12 by Chris McGonnell

On Mon, 1 May 2006 21:02:09 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:

&gt;On Tue, 02 May 2006 00:39:54 GMT, Captain Infinity wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Once Upon A Time Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Our hero has to look cool to his moronic &quot;friends&quot;.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; What's *your* excuse?
&gt;
&gt;Looks like KSW needs help, too. Reminds me of a gang of Idaho
&gt;5th graders trying to look cool.

Ooh, so you're not one of danky's hundreds of buddies whom he claims
support him in email? You just waddled over here, gravy dripping off
your triple chins, to attack Captain Infinity with guilt by
association for no reason? You *are* dank's butthole buddy, aren't
you? I notice the Teutonicity in your last names and conclude that
neither of you are true Americans, or you'd have changed those names
to Anglo-Saxon or Celtic ones! So why do you hate America and love
biting at shiny metal lures?

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
&quot;What do you expect from a bunch of kiwi smoking sheep herders?&quot; --
oTTo


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#18: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-03 02:01:23 by Dan Krueger

Chris McGonnell wrote:
&gt; On Mon, 1 May 2006 21:02:09 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Tue, 02 May 2006 00:39:54 GMT, Captain Infinity wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Once Upon A Time Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Our hero has to look cool to his moronic &quot;friends&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;What's *your* excuse?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Looks like KSW needs help, too. Reminds me of a gang of Idaho
&gt;&gt;5th graders trying to look cool.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Ooh, so you're not one of danky's hundreds of buddies whom he claims
&gt; support him in email? You just waddled over here, gravy dripping off
&gt; your triple chins, to attack Captain Infinity with guilt by
&gt; association for no reason? You *are* dank's butthole buddy, aren't
&gt; you? I notice the Teutonicity in your last names and conclude that
&gt; neither of you are true Americans, or you'd have changed those names
&gt; to Anglo-Saxon or Celtic ones! So why do you hate America and love
&gt; biting at shiny metal lures?
&gt;
&gt; --
&gt; Chris McG.
&gt; Harming humanity since 1951.
&gt; &quot;What do you expect from a bunch of kiwi smoking sheep herders?&quot; --
&gt; oTTo
&gt;
&gt;
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Post these &quot;claims&quot;. I'll wait...

Didn't think so.

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#19: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-03 18:28:44 by Chris McGonnell

On Wed, 03 May 2006 00:01:23 GMT, DanK wrote:

&gt;Chris McGonnell wrote:
&gt;&gt; On Mon, 1 May 2006 21:02:09 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;On Tue, 02 May 2006 00:39:54 GMT, Captain Infinity wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Once Upon A Time Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Our hero has to look cool to his moronic &quot;friends&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;What's *your* excuse?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Looks like KSW needs help, too. Reminds me of a gang of Idaho
&gt;&gt;&gt;5th graders trying to look cool.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Ooh, so you're not one of danky's hundreds of buddies whom he claims
&gt;&gt; support him in email? You just waddled over here, gravy dripping off
&gt;&gt; your triple chins, to attack Captain Infinity with guilt by
&gt;&gt; association for no reason? You *are* dank's butthole buddy, aren't
&gt;&gt; you? I notice the Teutonicity in your last names and conclude that
&gt;&gt; neither of you are true Americans, or you'd have changed those names
&gt;&gt; to Anglo-Saxon or Celtic ones! So why do you hate America and love
&gt;&gt; biting at shiny metal lures?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;Post these &quot;claims&quot;. I'll wait...
&gt;
&gt;Didn't think so.

And yet you keep on biting ...

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Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
&quot;What do you expect from a bunch of kiwi smoking sheep herders?&quot; --
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#20: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-03 18:51:23 by rescyou

On Wed, 03 May 2006 12:28:44 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 03 May 2006 00:01:23 GMT, DanK wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Chris McGonnell wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; On Mon, 1 May 2006 21:02:09 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Tue, 02 May 2006 00:39:54 GMT, Captain Infinity wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Once Upon A Time Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Our hero has to look cool to his moronic &quot;friends&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;What's *your* excuse?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Looks like KSW needs help, too. Reminds me of a gang of Idaho
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;5th graders trying to look cool.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Ooh, so you're not one of danky's hundreds of buddies whom he claims
&gt;&gt;&gt; support him in email? You just waddled over here, gravy dripping off
&gt;&gt;&gt; your triple chins, to attack Captain Infinity with guilt by
&gt;&gt;&gt; association for no reason? You *are* dank's butthole buddy, aren't
&gt;&gt;&gt; you? I notice the Teutonicity in your last names and conclude that
&gt;&gt;&gt; neither of you are true Americans, or you'd have changed those names
&gt;&gt;&gt; to Anglo-Saxon or Celtic ones! So why do you hate America and love
&gt;&gt;&gt; biting at shiny metal lures?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Post these &quot;claims&quot;. I'll wait...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Didn't think so.
&gt;
&gt;And yet you keep on biting ...

Dank is the Energizer Bunny when it comes to biting shiny lures. He
just HAS to &quot;correct&quot; what everyone else recongizes as obvious
nonsense. There are a lot of bozos like him in AFB, but none quite so
.. . . um . . . . unrelentingly gullible.

Teutonically,
Wilhelm Hanz von Clanz, III

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#21: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-04 01:58:06 by Dan Krueger

Chris McGonnell wrote:
&gt; On Wed, 03 May 2006 00:01:23 GMT, DanK wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Chris McGonnell wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;On Mon, 1 May 2006 21:02:09 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Tue, 02 May 2006 00:39:54 GMT, Captain Infinity wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Once Upon A Time Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Our hero has to look cool to his moronic &quot;friends&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;What's *your* excuse?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Looks like KSW needs help, too. Reminds me of a gang of Idaho
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;5th graders trying to look cool.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Ooh, so you're not one of danky's hundreds of buddies whom he claims
&gt;&gt;&gt;support him in email? You just waddled over here, gravy dripping off
&gt;&gt;&gt;your triple chins, to attack Captain Infinity with guilt by
&gt;&gt;&gt;association for no reason? You *are* dank's butthole buddy, aren't
&gt;&gt;&gt;you? I notice the Teutonicity in your last names and conclude that
&gt;&gt;&gt;neither of you are true Americans, or you'd have changed those names
&gt;&gt;&gt;to Anglo-Saxon or Celtic ones! So why do you hate America and love
&gt;&gt;&gt;biting at shiny metal lures?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Post these &quot;claims&quot;. I'll wait...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Didn't think so.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; And yet you keep on biting ...
&gt;
&gt; --
&gt; Chris McG.
&gt; Harming humanity since 1951.
&gt; &quot;What do you expect from a bunch of kiwi smoking sheep herders?&quot; --
&gt; oTTo
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; *** Posted via a free Usenet account from <a href="http://www.teranews.com" target="_blank">http://www.teranews.com</a> ***

So when you post bullshit that you can't document it's suddenly a troll?
Easy to fall back on that one, right?

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#22: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-04 01:59:38 by Dan Krueger

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

&gt; On Wed, 03 May 2006 12:28:44 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Wed, 03 May 2006 00:01:23 GMT, DanK wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Chris McGonnell wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Mon, 1 May 2006 21:02:09 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Tue, 02 May 2006 00:39:54 GMT, Captain Infinity wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Once Upon A Time Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Our hero has to look cool to his moronic &quot;friends&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;What's *your* excuse?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Looks like KSW needs help, too. Reminds me of a gang of Idaho
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;5th graders trying to look cool.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Ooh, so you're not one of danky's hundreds of buddies whom he claims
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;support him in email? You just waddled over here, gravy dripping off
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;your triple chins, to attack Captain Infinity with guilt by
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;association for no reason? You *are* dank's butthole buddy, aren't
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;you? I notice the Teutonicity in your last names and conclude that
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;neither of you are true Americans, or you'd have changed those names
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;to Anglo-Saxon or Celtic ones! So why do you hate America and love
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;biting at shiny metal lures?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Post these &quot;claims&quot;. I'll wait...
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Didn't think so.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;And yet you keep on biting ...
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Dank is the Energizer Bunny when it comes to biting shiny lures. He
&gt; just HAS to &quot;correct&quot; what everyone else recongizes as obvious
&gt; nonsense. There are a lot of bozos like him in AFB, but none quite so
&gt; . . . um . . . . unrelentingly gullible.
&gt;
&gt; Teutonically,
&gt; Wilhelm Hanz von Clanz, III

You're right. I fell for that obvious nonsense you posted for MONTHS
about emailing your boss. NOW the truth comes out.

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#23: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-04 02:05:41 by Marc Goodman

Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt; So when you post bullshit that you can't document it's suddenly a troll?
&gt; Easy to fall back on that one, right?

Welcome to alt.religion.kibology. Have you read the FAQ yet?

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#24: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-04 02:57:13 by Rich Holmes

Marc Goodman &lt;<a href="mailto:marc.goodman&#64;comcast.net" target="_blank">marc.goodman&#64;comcast.net</a>&gt; writes:

&gt; Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt; &gt; So when you post bullshit that you can't document it's suddenly a
&gt; &gt; troll? Easy to fall back on that one, right?
&gt;
&gt; Welcome to alt.religion.kibology.

That Marc. What a kidder!

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disqualified on grounds of pigs not being cows, even when on fire.
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#25: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-04 04:05:51 by Barbara

On Wed, 03 May 2006 23:59:38 GMT, Dan Krueger
&lt;<a href="mailto:dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com" target="_blank">dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On Wed, 03 May 2006 12:28:44 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;On Wed, 03 May 2006 00:01:23 GMT, DanK wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Chris McGonnell wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Mon, 1 May 2006 21:02:09 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Tue, 02 May 2006 00:39:54 GMT, Captain Infinity wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Once Upon A Time Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Our hero has to look cool to his moronic &quot;friends&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;What's *your* excuse?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Looks like KSW needs help, too. Reminds me of a gang of Idaho
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;5th graders trying to look cool.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Ooh, so you're not one of danky's hundreds of buddies whom he claims
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;support him in email? You just waddled over here, gravy dripping off
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;your triple chins, to attack Captain Infinity with guilt by
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;association for no reason? You *are* dank's butthole buddy, aren't
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;you? I notice the Teutonicity in your last names and conclude that
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;neither of you are true Americans, or you'd have changed those names
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;to Anglo-Saxon or Celtic ones! So why do you hate America and love
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;biting at shiny metal lures?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Post these &quot;claims&quot;. I'll wait...
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Didn't think so.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;And yet you keep on biting ...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Dank is the Energizer Bunny when it comes to biting shiny lures. He
&gt;&gt; just HAS to &quot;correct&quot; what everyone else recongizes as obvious
&gt;&gt; nonsense. There are a lot of bozos like him in AFB, but none quite so
&gt;&gt; . . . um . . . . unrelentingly gullible.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Teutonically,
&gt;&gt; Wilhelm Hanz von Clanz, III
&gt;
&gt;You're right. I fell for that obvious nonsense you posted for MONTHS
&gt;about emailing your boss. NOW the truth comes out.

So you're claiming that you didn't e-mail is boss but you fell for his
obvious nonsense, thus coming to believe that you did e-mail his boss?

Nice trolling, Kevin!

BW

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#26: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-04 05:27:57 by Rich Holmes

<a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> writes:

&gt; So you're claiming that you didn't e-mail is boss but you fell for his
&gt; obvious nonsense, thus coming to believe that you did e-mail his boss?
&gt;
&gt; Nice trolling, Kevin!

Wait 'til he finds out his name isn't really Dan.

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disqualified on grounds of pigs not being cows, even when on fire.
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#27: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-04 16:39:52 by rescyou

On Wed, 03 May 2006 22:05:51 -0400, <a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:

&gt;On Wed, 03 May 2006 23:59:38 GMT, Dan Krueger
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com" target="_blank">dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; On Wed, 03 May 2006 12:28:44 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Wed, 03 May 2006 00:01:23 GMT, DanK wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Chris McGonnell wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Mon, 1 May 2006 21:02:09 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Tue, 02 May 2006 00:39:54 GMT, Captain Infinity wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Once Upon A Time Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Our hero has to look cool to his moronic &quot;friends&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;What's *your* excuse?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Looks like KSW needs help, too. Reminds me of a gang of Idaho
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;5th graders trying to look cool.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Ooh, so you're not one of danky's hundreds of buddies whom he claims
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;support him in email? You just waddled over here, gravy dripping off
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;your triple chins, to attack Captain Infinity with guilt by
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;association for no reason? You *are* dank's butthole buddy, aren't
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;you? I notice the Teutonicity in your last names and conclude that
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;neither of you are true Americans, or you'd have changed those names
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;to Anglo-Saxon or Celtic ones! So why do you hate America and love
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;biting at shiny metal lures?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Post these &quot;claims&quot;. I'll wait...
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Didn't think so.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;And yet you keep on biting ...
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Dank is the Energizer Bunny when it comes to biting shiny lures. He
&gt;&gt;&gt; just HAS to &quot;correct&quot; what everyone else recongizes as obvious
&gt;&gt;&gt; nonsense. There are a lot of bozos like him in AFB, but none quite so
&gt;&gt;&gt; . . . um . . . . unrelentingly gullible.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Teutonically,
&gt;&gt;&gt; Wilhelm Hanz von Clanz, III
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;You're right. I fell for that obvious nonsense you posted for MONTHS
&gt;&gt;about emailing your boss. NOW the truth comes out.
&gt;
&gt;So you're claiming that you didn't e-mail is boss but you fell for his
&gt;obvious nonsense, thus coming to believe that you did e-mail his boss?

Innit curious how every few months or so Dank gets all guiltily
defensive, with no prompting from anyone, and once again brings up the
FACT that he e-mailed my boss to complain about me posting to the
Usernet (tm)? You'd think by now he would've screwed up the courage to
take responsibility for his actions and admit it.

&gt;Nice trolling, Kevin!

Please. We're talking about Dank here. Congratulating me on trolling
him is like congratulating water for running downhill.

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#28: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-04 16:40:58 by rescyou

On 04 May 2006 00:44:39 -0400, Rich
Holmes&lt;rsholmes+<a href="mailto:usenet&#64;mailbox.syr.edu" target="_blank">usenet&#64;mailbox.syr.edu</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;<a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> writes:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; So you're claiming that you didn't e-mail is boss but you fell for his
&gt;&gt; obvious nonsense, thus coming to believe that you did e-mail his boss?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Nice trolling, Kevin!
&gt;
&gt;Wait 'til he finds out his name isn't really Dan.

Dank is a real schmart guy. &lt;--- Bet ya he falls for it.

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#29: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-04 18:13:24 by Chris McGonnell

On Wed, 03 May 2006 23:58:06 GMT, Dank wrote:

&gt;Chris McGonnell wrote:
&gt;&gt; On Wed, 03 May 2006 00:01:23 GMT, DanK wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Chris McGonnell wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Mon, 1 May 2006 21:02:09 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Tue, 02 May 2006 00:39:54 GMT, Captain Infinity wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Once Upon A Time Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Our hero has to look cool to his moronic &quot;friends&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;What's *your* excuse?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Looks like KSW needs help, too. Reminds me of a gang of Idaho
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;5th graders trying to look cool.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Ooh, so you're not one of danky's hundreds of buddies whom he claims
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;support him in email? You just waddled over here, gravy dripping off
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;your triple chins, to attack Captain Infinity with guilt by
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;association for no reason? You *are* dank's butthole buddy, aren't
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;you? I notice the Teutonicity in your last names and conclude that
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;neither of you are true Americans, or you'd have changed those names
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;to Anglo-Saxon or Celtic ones! So why do you hate America and love
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;biting at shiny metal lures?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Post these &quot;claims&quot;. I'll wait...
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Didn't think so.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; And yet you keep on biting ...
&gt;
&gt;So when you post bullshit that you can't document it's suddenly a troll?
&gt; Easy to fall back on that one, right?

I ALWAYS check my facts before posting nonsense to the Usernet, Dank.
Everything written above is Scientifically Proven, and you bit again.
You like biting, don't you, Dank?

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Harming humanity since 1951.
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#30: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-04 18:16:00 by Chris McGonnell

On Wed, 03 May 2006 20:05:41 -0400, Marc Goodman wrote:

&gt;Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;&gt; So when you post bullshit that you can't document it's suddenly a troll?
&gt;&gt; Easy to fall back on that one, right?
&gt;
&gt;Welcome to alt.religion.kibology. Have you read the FAQ yet?

He's too busy biting at all the shiny twirly things to read the FAQ.
I'll bet he posts a &quot;STFU&quot; response to this.

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#31: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-05 04:22:51 by TMG

Dan Krueger wrote:

&gt; So when you post bullshit that you can't document it's suddenly a troll?
&gt; Easy to fall back on that one, right?

Yet, those that can read and follow multiple threads, can often see the
troll coming. We wait for it, see it develop, and watch while Kevin (et
al) put the nice shiny lure up on the tee for you to snap at.

She isn't &quot;posting bullshit&quot;, but making you post over and over with a
cleverly calculated troll.

Thems that can read understand this.

You will now flop around and muddle along.

Carry on.

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#32: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-05 17:53:23 by rescyou

On Thu, 04 May 2006 22:22:51 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; So when you post bullshit that you can't document it's suddenly a troll?
&gt;&gt; Easy to fall back on that one, right?
&gt;
&gt;Yet, those that can read and follow multiple threads, can often see the
&gt;troll coming. We wait for it, see it develop, and watch while Kevin (et
&gt;al) put the nice shiny lure up on the tee for you to snap at.
&gt;
&gt;She isn't &quot;posting bullshit&quot;, but making you post over and over with a
&gt;cleverly calculated troll.

Actually, McGonnell hooked him and then released him in the direction
of Barbara's well-aimed cast.

&gt;Thems that can read understand this.
&gt;
&gt;You will now flop around and muddle along.

Indubitably.

&gt;Carry on.

He will. He didn't geddit even after it was 'splained to him and CAL
by that noted cultural critic X Scott Craver, as follows:

I find it endearing that Internet people need to come up with a
half-dozen jargon terms to explain the concept of a &quot;joke.&quot;
`Here, read my 5-page FAQ explaining what a &quot;troll&quot; is and how
to identify one.'

For all the rest of us, this thread looks like this:

KEVIN: You know, if you stick your hand in the garbage disposal,
it plays &quot;It's a Small World After All.&quot;
POSTER: No it doesn't! You're so wrong! You're dumb! I'll prove
it!
*WHRRRRR*
KEVIN: No, you did it wrong. Use your left hand.
POSTER: You're wrong again! This *is* my left hand! I'll show you!
*WHRRRRR*
KEVIN: Well, you have to do it three times.
POSTER: What?! That's such a cop-out. Here, look!
*WHRRRRR*
KEVIN: 1981? Try something from the 20th century.
POSTER: What?? 1981 *IS* the 20th century! You're making no sense!
*WHRRRRR*
KEVIN: It's not like the Internet was around back then.
POSTER: Wait til I tell my friends how dumb you are.
*WHRRRRR*
[repeat 500 times with the same 2 or 3 people]

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#33: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-05 18:50:45 by Chris McGonnell

On Thu, 04 May 2006 22:22:51 -0400, TMG wrote:

&gt;Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; So when you post bullshit that you can't document it's suddenly a troll?
&gt;&gt; Easy to fall back on that one, right?
&gt;
&gt;Yet, those that can read and follow multiple threads, can often see the
&gt;troll coming. We wait for it, see it develop, and watch while Kevin (et
&gt;al) put the nice shiny lure up on the tee for you to snap at.
&gt;
&gt;She isn't &quot;posting bullshit&quot;, but making you post over and over with a
&gt;cleverly calculated troll.
&gt;
&gt;Thems that can read understand this.
&gt;
&gt;You will now flop around and muddle along.

It's as if he can't grasp the concept of tag-team 'rasslin'. He gets
all pissy, and another poster jumps in and says &quot;you're all pissy,&quot;
and he foams at the mouth, muttering &quot;moron,&quot; and &quot;I meant to do
that,&quot; in the same post.

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#34: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-05 18:55:35 by rescyou

On Fri, 05 May 2006 12:50:45 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Thu, 04 May 2006 22:22:51 -0400, TMG wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; So when you post bullshit that you can't document it's suddenly a troll?
&gt;&gt;&gt; Easy to fall back on that one, right?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Yet, those that can read and follow multiple threads, can often see the
&gt;&gt;troll coming. We wait for it, see it develop, and watch while Kevin (et
&gt;&gt;al) put the nice shiny lure up on the tee for you to snap at.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;She isn't &quot;posting bullshit&quot;, but making you post over and over with a
&gt;&gt;cleverly calculated troll.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Thems that can read understand this.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;You will now flop around and muddle along.
&gt;
&gt;It's as if he can't grasp the concept of tag-team 'rasslin'. He gets
&gt;all pissy, and another poster jumps in and says &quot;you're all pissy,&quot;
&gt;and he foams at the mouth, muttering &quot;moron,&quot; and &quot;I meant to do
&gt;that,&quot; in the same post.

We should have been keeping a list. In the end, though, the list
consists of &quot;Anyone Who Has Ever Followed Up to Dank.&quot; Has he ever
replied in ARK with anything other than bile and venom? I don't think
he even repaid in kind the kissing-up he used to get from CAL.

(Where'd that particular moron slink off to, anyway?)

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#35: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-05 19:33:07 by Adam Funk

On 2006-05-05, Kevin S Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; `Here, read my 5-page FAQ explaining what a &quot;troll&quot; is and how
&gt; to identify one.'

Have you got an earl for that?

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#36: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-06 02:13:55 by dbd

TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;Now, if I could troll a Latin (or another &quot;Classics&quot;) major into finding
&gt;the grammatical faults with the following, it'd be sweet. But, that
&gt;would be wrong.
&gt;
&gt;Confiteor Deo omnipotenti, &gt;beatæ Mariæ semper Virgini,
&gt;beato Michæli Archangelo, &gt;beatæ Ioanni Baptistæ,
&gt;sanctis Apostolis Petro et Paulo,
&gt;omnibus Sanctis, et vobis, fratres (et tibi pater), &gt;quia peccavi
&gt;nimis cogitatione, verbo et opere: &gt;mea culpa, &gt;mea culpa, &gt;mea maxima culpa.
&gt;Ideo precor beatam Mariam &gt;semper Virginem, &gt;beatum Michæli Archangelo,
&gt;beatum Ioanni Baptistæ, &gt;sanctos Apostolos Petrum et Paulum,
&gt;omnes Sanctos, et vos, fratres (et te, pater),
&gt;orare pro me ad Dominum Deum nostrum.

Worst starting lineup for the 436 AD Cleveland Browns EVER!

Dave &quot;testing for illegal oracular substances&quot; DeLaney
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It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family&quot; - R&amp;P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable&lt;BLINK&gt;
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#37: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-06 02:35:58 by TMG

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

&gt; Actually, McGonnell hooked him and then released him in the direction
&gt; of Barbara's well-aimed cast.

Yes - I realized that 2.78 seconds after hitting &quot;send&quot;.

Mea culpa.


Now, if I could troll a Latin (or another &quot;Classics&quot;) major into finding
the grammatical faults with the following, it'd be sweet. But, that
would be wrong.

Confiteor Deo omnipotenti,
beatæ Mariæ semper Virgini,
beato Michæli Archangelo,
beatæ Ioanni Baptistæ,
sanctis Apostolis Petro et Paulo,
omnibus Sanctis, et vobis, fratres (et tibi pater),
quia peccavi
nimis cogitatione, verbo et opere:
mea culpa,
mea culpa,
mea maxima culpa.
Ideo precor beatam Mariam
semper Virginem,
beatum Michæli Archangelo,
beatum Ioanni Baptistæ,
sanctos Apostolos Petrum et Paulum,
omnes Sanctos, et vos, fratres (et te, pater),
orare pro me ad Dominum Deum nostrum.

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#38: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-06 19:13:17 by Chris McGonnell

On Fri, 05 May 2006 20:35:58 -0400, TMG wrote:

&gt;Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Actually, McGonnell hooked him and then released him in the direction
&gt;&gt; of Barbara's well-aimed cast.
&gt;
&gt;Yes - I realized that 2.78 seconds after hitting &quot;send&quot;.
&gt;
&gt;Mea culpa.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Now, if I could troll a Latin (or another &quot;Classics&quot;) major into finding
&gt;the grammatical faults with the following, it'd be sweet. But, that
&gt;would be wrong.
&gt;
&gt;Confiteor Deo omnipotenti,
&gt;beatæ Mariæ semper Virgini,
&gt;beato Michæli Archangelo,
&gt;beatæ Ioanni Baptistæ,
&gt;sanctis Apostolis Petro et Paulo,
&gt;omnibus Sanctis, et vobis, fratres (et tibi pater),
&gt;quia peccavi
&gt;nimis cogitatione, verbo et opere:
&gt;mea culpa,
&gt;mea culpa,
&gt;mea maxima culpa.
&gt;Ideo precor beatam Mariam
&gt;semper Virginem,
&gt;beatum Michæli Archangelo,
&gt;beatum Ioanni Baptistæ,
&gt;sanctos Apostolos Petrum et Paulum,
&gt;omnes Sanctos, et vos, fratres (et te, pater),
&gt;orare pro me ad Dominum Deum nostrum.

Bringing up pre-Vatican II Nicene Creed -- PLONK!

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
&quot;What do you expect from a bunch of kiwi smoking sheep herders?&quot; --
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#39: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-06 19:56:39 by rescyou

On Sat, 06 May 2006 13:05:19 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Reading afb only shows that dank and a buncha other danks are
&gt;circle-jerking, while boasting about the size of their weinies and
&gt;patting each other on the back for using expensive propane grills.

You give them too much credit. Mostly it's a bunch of old ladies
repeating the same tired &quot;jokes&quot; that weren't funny the first time and
posting about the weather in East Nowhere, Florida. &lt;--- IANMTU

That is, when they're not talking about &quot;Martin Luther Koon, Jr.&quot; A
real classy bunch. You should've seen the spittle fly when I trolled
them into thinking I was black. It was &quot;nigger this&quot; and &quot;nigger that&quot;
for weeks, including impotent threats of physical violence. Good
times, good times.

Also, Dank hardly ever posts there except to hump my leg. He kind of
shut up after getting slapped by a few people for e-mailing my boss to
complain about me posting to Usenet.

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#41: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-06 21:32:44 by Rich Holmes

Steve Wertz &lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; writes:

&gt; Kevin is to AFB what you folks consider Dan K is to ARK.

I've seen what passes for intelligent repartee on AFB. Not to mention
what passes for spelling and grammar.

California is east of New York. No, really. It is, in the sense that
if you go east from New York, way to the east, waaaaaaaaaaaaay to the
east, you're so far east that you're west.

Kevins is stupider than Dank. No, really. He is, in the sense
that...

&gt; He's takes a licking, but still keeps ticking. He's our honorary
&gt; Village Iditot and punching bag.

Look, I *said* I wasn't going to mention what passes for spelling and
grammar on AFB.

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disqualified on grounds of pigs not being cows, even when on fire.
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#43: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-06 22:50:40 by rescyou

On Sat, 6 May 2006 15:00:11 -0500, Steve Wertz
&lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On 06 May 2006 15:32:44 -0400, Rich Holmes wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Not to mention what passes for spelling and grammar.
&gt;...
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Kevins is stupider than Dank.
&gt;
&gt;Sucks, don't it?

Whoosh!

Right over his head, Rich.

Of course, he could be purposely acting obtuse. It's a favorite
strategy of his, I suppose because it comes quite naturally.

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#44: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-07 02:32:37 by TMG

Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt; On 06 May 2006 15:32:44 -0400, Rich Holmes wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Not to mention what passes for spelling and grammar.
&gt;
&gt; ...
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Kevins is stupider than Dank.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Sucks, don't it?

That sound, wooshing over your head, was A point.

You missed it.

It could have been clearer, but it's tough to write in one letter words.

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#45: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-07 03:04:41 by Rich Holmes

Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; writes:

&gt; Of course, he could be purposely acting obtuse. It's a favorite
&gt; strategy of his, I suppose because it comes quite naturally.

&quot;Obtuse&quot;? How can you call &quot;obtuse&quot; a man capable of such witticisms
as

&gt; Sucks, don't it?

and

&gt; &lt;yawn&gt;

and

&gt; RULES, by the Observation of which, a Man of Wit and Learning may
&gt; nevertheless make himself a disagreeable Companion.
&gt;
&gt; Your Business is to shine; therefore you must by all means prevent
&gt; the shining of others, for their Brightness may make yours the less
&gt; distinguish'd. To this End,
&gt;
&gt; ....
&gt;
&gt; 2. If when you are out of Breath, one of the Company should seize the
&gt; Opportunity of saying something; watch his Words, and, if possible,
&gt; find somewhat either in his Sentiment or Expression, immediately to
&gt; contradict and raise a Dispute upon. Rather than fail, criticise even
&gt; his Grammar.
&gt;
&gt; ...
&gt;
&gt; Thus you will be sure to please yourself. The polite Man aims at pleasing
&gt; others, but you shall go beyond him even in that. A Man can be present
&gt; only in one Company, but may at the same time be absent in twenty. He can
&gt; please only where he is, you where-ever you are not.

Well, OK, that last bit was Benjamin Franklin; but give the guy credit
for knowing he was intellectually in over his head and should fall
back on quoting someone a lot smarter than he.

Also, he apparently figured out how to cut and paste text from the web
into his newsreader, thereby displaying more sophistication than his
prose ever has. Unless, of course, he got his mom to do it for him.

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disqualified on grounds of pigs not being cows, even when on fire.
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#46: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-07 03:30:55 by rescyou

On Sat, 06 May 2006 20:32:37 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;&gt; On 06 May 2006 15:32:44 -0400, Rich Holmes wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Not to mention what passes for spelling and grammar.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; ...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Kevins is stupider than Dank.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Sucks, don't it?
&gt;
&gt;That sound, wooshing over your head, was A point.
&gt;
&gt;You missed it.
&gt;
&gt;It could have been clearer, but it's tough to write in one letter words.

Don't you know it.

Try one-syllable words, then, just on the off chance that they might
stick:

We. Think. Dank. Is. Dumb.

We. Like. It. When. He. Proves. Us. Right.

We. Aim. To. Please.

Still don't get it, son?

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#47: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-07 03:33:28 by rescyou

On 06 May 2006 21:04:41 -0400, Rich
Holmes&lt;rsholmes+<a href="mailto:usenet&#64;mailbox.syr.edu" target="_blank">usenet&#64;mailbox.syr.edu</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Well, OK, that last bit was Benjamin Franklin; but give the guy credit
&gt;for knowing he was intellectually in over his head and should fall
&gt;back on quoting someone a lot smarter than he.

A man has to know his limits. In Swertz's case, that's no doubt a
life-long study, with fresh material to be memorized every day.

PS: That's about the eleventeenth time he's demonstrated that he
knows he is &quot;intellectually in over his head and should fall
back on quoting someone a lot smarter than he.&quot; Each time with the
same quote, too.

I know. It's sad.

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#48: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-07 03:38:16 by rescyou

On Sat, 06 May 2006 21:07:59 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;&gt; TMG wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; You can't resist, so you post.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; So we win!!!!
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Flawless victory!
&gt;
&gt;&gt; If that's the case, then break open the piggy bank and take your family
&gt;&gt; to the Red Lobster! Don't forget to tip the waitress.
&gt;
&gt;Ladies and gents, I give you Dank....

ARK's Village Idiot, and the King of the Non-Sequitur and the Impotent
&quot;Flame.&quot;

The sad thing is, after 10 minutes of beetle-browed pondering, the
best he can do is &quot;Don't forget to tip the waitress.&quot; Even sadder, he
thinks it's clever.

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Posted on 2006-05-07 04:41:15 by Mark Edwards

[snips]

No cluons were harmed when Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;Also, Dank hardly ever posts there [afb]except to hump my leg. He
&gt;kind of shut up after getting slapped by a few people for
&gt;e-mailing my boss to complain about me posting to Usenet.

Waitaminute. You've been posting to Usenet? Man, I have suddenly lost
all respect for you.

Oh. Um, never mind.


Mark Edwards
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#51: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-07 04:46:46 by rescyou

On Sun, 07 May 2006 02:41:15 -0000, Mark Edwards
&lt;<a href="mailto:Mark-Edwards&#64;comcast.net" target="_blank">Mark-Edwards&#64;comcast.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;[snips]
&gt;
&gt;No cluons were harmed when Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;Also, Dank hardly ever posts there [afb]except to hump my leg. He
&gt;&gt;kind of shut up after getting slapped by a few people for
&gt;&gt;e-mailing my boss to complain about me posting to Usenet.
&gt;
&gt;Waitaminute. You've been posting to Usenet? Man, I have suddenly lost
&gt;all respect for you.
&gt;
I'm sorry. I meant to say &quot;the Usernet (tm).&quot;

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#52: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-07 05:01:23 by Mark Edwards

[afb says Swilson is dumm]

No cluons were harmed when Dan Krueger &lt;<a href="mailto:dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com" target="_blank">dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com</a>&gt;
wrote:
&gt;Now that will make Swilson cry. Stop it!!

Don't listen to Dank - KevinS uses the salt in his tears to give his
barbecue that special, personal flavor. Dammit, Dank, quit trying to
ruin a good feed!

Also, Dank, you *do* realize that you are allowed to have fun here,
instead of being so dumb, right?


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#53: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-07 05:44:39 by Mark Edwards

[snips]

No cluons were harmed when Steve Wertz &lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt;
wrote:
&gt;So what *is* the purpose of ARK other than sitting around
&gt;masturbating each others egos?

There *is* no higher purpose than masturbating my ego. If you find a
higher purpose, shoot it.

Actually, our purpose is pure, raw, lemon-freshened (with new borax
gel crystals!) hatred. We each hate one another, in ways that suggest
to outsiders, a strong network of ego support and high self esteem,
bound by a love of freshly baked muffins and rich, thick Turkish
coffee in small demitasse cups.

But here in ARK, there exists a burning core of sharp and unrefined
hatred, pulsing in that little space right behind the eye, and a
millimeter or so toward the center of the optic nerve, that makes you
want to lash out and melt the plastic keyboards of all other ARKians.
Sometimes this works, other times an innocent bystander is eaten by
the mind leeches.

But we persevere in our self-flagellations, rabid free-for-alls and
illegal genetic depredations, much to the dismay of those who have
just eaten.

Oh, and surprise. And nuclear proliferation, but only on a galactic
level, and never when the city council is out of chambers. Even if
they DO have the antidote. You know the one I mean.

&gt;Doesn't your brain get kinda raw
and irritated from all that vibration?

No, it gets raw and irritated from the monthly Drano flushes. You
wouldn't like me when I don't flush.


Mark Edwards
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#54: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-07 15:33:06 by Barbara

On Sun, 07 May 2006 03:44:39 -0000, Mark Edwards
&lt;<a href="mailto:Mark-Edwards&#64;comcast.net" target="_blank">Mark-Edwards&#64;comcast.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;[snips]
&gt;
&gt;No cluons were harmed when Steve Wertz &lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:
&gt;&gt;So what *is* the purpose of ARK other than sitting around
&gt;&gt;masturbating each others egos?
&gt;
&gt;There *is* no higher purpose than masturbating my ego. If you find a
&gt;higher purpose, shoot it.
&gt;
&gt;Actually, our purpose is pure, raw, lemon-freshened (with new borax
&gt;gel crystals!) hatred. We each hate one another, in ways that suggest
&gt;to outsiders, a strong network of ego support and high self esteem,
&gt;bound by a love of freshly baked muffins and rich, thick Turkish
&gt;coffee in small demitasse cups.
&gt;
&gt;But here in ARK, there exists a burning core of sharp and unrefined
&gt;hatred, pulsing in that little space right behind the eye, and a
&gt;millimeter or so toward the center of the optic nerve, that makes you
&gt;want to lash out and melt the plastic keyboards of all other ARKians.
&gt;Sometimes this works, other times an innocent bystander is eaten by
&gt;the mind leeches.
&gt;
&gt;But we persevere in our self-flagellations, rabid free-for-alls and
&gt;illegal genetic depredations, much to the dismay of those who have
&gt;just eaten.
&gt;
&gt;Oh, and surprise. And nuclear proliferation, but only on a galactic
&gt;level, and never when the city council is out of chambers. Even if
&gt;they DO have the antidote. You know the one I mean.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Doesn't your brain get kinda raw
&gt;and irritated from all that vibration?
&gt;
&gt;No, it gets raw and irritated from the monthly Drano flushes. You
&gt;wouldn't like me when I don't flush.

I don't think he likes you now.

BW

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Posted on 2006-05-07 15:57:01 by rescyou

On Sun, 07 May 2006 03:01:23 -0000, Mark Edwards
&lt;<a href="mailto:Mark-Edwards&#64;comcast.net" target="_blank">Mark-Edwards&#64;comcast.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Also, Dank, you *do* realize that you are allowed to have fun here,
&gt;instead of being so dumb, right?

Even CAL tried to have fun in ARK, after a fashion and in spite of his
severe limitations. Dank seems to be utterly lacking a humor gene. Has
he ever posted ANYTHING in ARK that isn't bitter, acrimonious,
spiteful, hateful, and meeny-headed?

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Posted on 2006-05-07 17:05:42 by Mark Edwards

No cluons were harmed when <a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:
&gt;On Sun, 07 May 2006 03:44:39 -0000, Mark Edwards
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:Mark-Edwards&#64;comcast.net" target="_blank">Mark-Edwards&#64;comcast.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;[snips]
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;No cluons were harmed when Steve Wertz &lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;So what *is* the purpose of ARK other than sitting around
&gt;&gt;&gt;masturbating each others egos?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;There *is* no higher purpose than masturbating my ego. If you find
&gt;&gt;a
&gt;&gt;higher purpose, shoot it.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Actually, our purpose is pure, raw, lemon-freshened (with new borax
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;gel crystals!) hatred. We each hate one another, in ways that
&gt;&gt;suggest
&gt;&gt;to outsiders, a strong network of ego support and high self esteem,
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;bound by a love of freshly baked muffins and rich, thick Turkish
&gt;&gt;coffee in small demitasse cups.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;But here in ARK, there exists a burning core of sharp and unrefined
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;hatred, pulsing in that little space right behind the eye, and a
&gt;&gt;millimeter or so toward the center of the optic nerve, that makes
&gt;&gt;you
&gt;&gt;want to lash out and melt the plastic keyboards of all other
&gt;&gt;ARKians.
&gt;&gt;Sometimes this works, other times an innocent bystander is eaten by
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;the mind leeches.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;But we persevere in our self-flagellations, rabid free-for-alls and
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;illegal genetic depredations, much to the dismay of those who have
&gt;&gt;just eaten.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Oh, and surprise. And nuclear proliferation, but only on a galactic
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;level, and never when the city council is out of chambers. Even if
&gt;&gt;they DO have the antidote. You know the one I mean.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Doesn't your brain get kinda raw
&gt;&gt;and irritated from all that vibration?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;No, it gets raw and irritated from the monthly Drano flushes. You
&gt;&gt;wouldn't like me when I don't flush.
&gt;
&gt;I don't think he likes you now.
&gt;
&gt;BW

One can only hope.


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Posted on 2006-05-07 19:49:36 by Marc Goodman

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt; Has
&gt; he ever posted ANYTHING in ARK that isn't bitter, acrimonious,
&gt; spiteful, hateful, and meeny-headed?

Who were we talking about again? This description
is FAR TOO VAGUE to identify which Kibologist we're
talking about.

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Posted on 2006-05-07 21:09:32 by Rich Holmes

Steve Wertz &lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; writes:

&gt; This is where Kevin would normally jump in and start crying about
&gt; both of you for quoting all 40 lines of the previous post, just
&gt; to add one moronic reply.

He would, except he knows Barbara and Mark wouldn't take that kind of
bait. It only works in places like AFB.

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Posted on 2006-05-07 23:41:24 by Barbara

On Sun, 7 May 2006 16:26:27 -0500, Steve Wertz
&lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; wrote:


&gt;Being an asshole isn't trolling.

True. But being an asshole and trolling IS trolling. And doing a
letter-perfect imitation of an asshole and trolling IS trolling.

Not that I'm accusing you of trolling. Or of impersonating an
asshole.

BW

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Posted on 2006-05-08 00:20:39 by Otto Bahn

&quot;Steve Wertz&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; wrote

&gt; So what *is* the purpose of ARK other than sitting around
&gt; masturbating each others egos?

You tell us, pretzel boy. At least we have partners,
Mr. Hans Solo.

BTW, what's up with puerile follow-ups game?

--oTTo--

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Posted on 2006-05-08 03:10:31 by rescyou

On Sun, 7 May 2006 18:20:39 -0400, &quot;Otto Bahn&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com" target="_blank">GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&quot;Steve Wertz&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; wrote
&gt;
&gt;&gt; So what *is* the purpose of ARK other than sitting around
&gt;&gt; masturbating each others egos?
&gt;
&gt;You tell us, pretzel boy. At least we have partners,
&gt;Mr. Hans Solo.

Indeed. Let him do his own homework. Then again, Swertz claims to be a
graybeard when it comes to the Usernet (tm), so it's quite possible
that he's once again being willfully obtuse when he claims not to be
familiar with ARK. I think he even claimed to have been around when
Usernet (tm) was first invented at Stanford.

&gt;BTW, what's up with puerile follow-ups game?
&gt;
He's a wanker?

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Posted on 2006-05-08 03:13:52 by rescyou

On 07 May 2006 15:09:32 -0400, Rich
Holmes&lt;rsholmes+<a href="mailto:usenet&#64;mailbox.syr.edu" target="_blank">usenet&#64;mailbox.syr.edu</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Steve Wertz &lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; writes:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; This is where Kevin would normally jump in and start crying about
&gt;&gt; both of you for quoting all 40 lines of the previous post, just
&gt;&gt; to add one moronic reply.
&gt;
&gt;He would, except he knows Barbara and Mark wouldn't take that kind of
&gt;bait. It only works in places like AFB.

Or maybe it's because I know that Barbara and Mark know what they're
doing, and presumably have a good reason for leaving the quoted text,
rather than leaving it because they're a couple of bumpkins just
arrived in town off of the latest turnip truck without the knowledge
to even SPELL Usernet, much less use it effectively -- you know, like
an AFB regular.

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Posted on 2006-05-08 03:15:13 by rescyou

On Sun, 07 May 2006 17:41:24 -0400, <a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:

&gt;On Sun, 7 May 2006 16:26:27 -0500, Steve Wertz
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Being an asshole isn't trolling.
&gt;
&gt;True. But being an asshole and trolling IS trolling. And doing a
&gt;letter-perfect imitation of an asshole and trolling IS trolling.
&gt;
&gt;Not that I'm accusing you of trolling. Or of impersonating an
&gt;asshole.
&gt;
You can rule out trolling. Trolling requires a sense of humor,
cunning, and facility with language.

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#67: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-08 03:27:15 by TMG

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

&gt; Indeed. Let him do his own homework. Then again, Swertz claims to be a
&gt; graybeard when it comes to the Usernet (tm), so it's quite possible
&gt; that he's once again being willfully obtuse when he claims not to be
&gt; familiar with ARK. I think he even claimed to have been around when
&gt; Usernet (tm) was first invented at Stanford.

Familiar with whut?

Hell, for all she knows, I might be one of the two primary authors of &quot;B&quot;.

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Posted on 2006-05-08 10:21:07 by Adam Funk

On 2006-05-07, Kevin S Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; &quot;Don't forget to tip the waitress.&quot;

That doesn't work, because they don't really sleep standing up.

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Posted on 2006-05-08 16:35:22 by Otto Bahn

&quot;Adam Funk&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:a24061&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">a24061&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt; &quot;Don't forget to tip the waitress.&quot;
&gt;
&gt; That doesn't work, because they don't really sleep standing up.

And you know this exactly how?

--oTTo--

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Posted on 2006-05-08 16:38:24 by Otto Bahn

&quot;TFM®&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt; rather than leaving it because they're a couple of bumpkins
&gt;
&gt; I'm yer dingleberry!

IFYPFY.

BTW, what is it with AFB and lame header games?
Are you all puerile wankers?

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Posted on 2006-05-08 18:14:09 by Chris McGonnell

On Sat, 6 May 2006 13:16:44 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:

&gt;On Sat, 06 May 2006 11:56:39 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; That is, when they're not talking about &quot;Martin Luther Koon, Jr.&quot; A
&gt;&gt; real classy bunch. You should've seen the spittle fly when I trolled
&gt;&gt; them into thinking I was black. It was &quot;nigger this&quot; and &quot;nigger that&quot;
&gt;&gt; for weeks, including impotent threats of physical violence. Good
&gt;&gt; times, good times.
&gt;
&gt;Kevin is to AFB what you folks consider Dan K is to ARK. He's
&gt;takes a licking, but still keeps ticking. He's our honorary
&gt;Village Iditot and punching bag.

This one of those racists, Kevin? Maybe I'll ask him &quot;What's the
weather in Mexico?&quot; and watch him froth at the mouth.

Vic Wertz is ashamed of him.

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Harming humanity since 1951.
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Posted on 2006-05-08 18:21:15 by Chris McGonnell

On Sun, 07 May 2006 03:44:39 -0000, Mark Edwards wrote:

&gt;[snips]
&gt;
&gt;No cluons were harmed when Steve Wertz &lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:
&gt;&gt;So what *is* the purpose of ARK other than sitting around
&gt;&gt;masturbating each others egos?
&gt;
&gt;There *is* no higher purpose than masturbating my ego. If you find a
&gt;higher purpose, shoot it.
&gt;
&gt;Actually, our purpose is pure, raw, lemon-freshened (with new borax
&gt;gel crystals!) hatred. We each hate one another, in ways that suggest
&gt;to outsiders, a strong network of ego support and high self esteem,
&gt;bound by a love of freshly baked muffins and rich, thick Turkish
&gt;coffee in small demitasse cups.
&gt;
&gt;But here in ARK, there exists a burning core of sharp and unrefined
&gt;hatred, pulsing in that little space right behind the eye, and a
&gt;millimeter or so toward the center of the optic nerve, that makes you
&gt;want to lash out and melt the plastic keyboards of all other ARKians.
&gt;Sometimes this works, other times an innocent bystander is eaten by
&gt;the mind leeches.
&gt;
&gt;But we persevere in our self-flagellations, rabid free-for-alls and
&gt;illegal genetic depredations, much to the dismay of those who have
&gt;just eaten.
&gt;
&gt;Oh, and surprise. And nuclear proliferation, but only on a galactic
&gt;level, and never when the city council is out of chambers. Even if
&gt;they DO have the antidote. You know the one I mean.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Doesn't your brain get kinda raw
&gt;and irritated from all that vibration?
&gt;
&gt;No, it gets raw and irritated from the monthly Drano flushes. You
&gt;wouldn't like me when I don't flush.

You purposely left out the Ladder of Hate -- you no-good bastid!

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Posted on 2006-05-08 18:32:35 by Chris McGonnell

On Sun, 7 May 2006 17:12:35 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:

&gt;On Sun, 07 May 2006 17:41:24 -0400, <a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On Sun, 7 May 2006 16:26:27 -0500, Steve Wertz
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Being an asshole isn't trolling.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; True. But being an asshole and trolling IS trolling. And doing a
&gt;&gt; letter-perfect imitation of an asshole and trolling IS trolling.
&gt;
&gt;You're not as familiar with Kevin's history in AFB to know
&gt;better. We know better. I guess you guys just can't satisfy
&gt;him.

Golly, wouldn't it be nice if there was a site on the 'net that
archived Usenet posts so we could verify Steve's claims? Boy, I'd give
a $googol to have such a place.

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Posted on 2006-05-08 18:35:34 by Chris McGonnell

On Mon, 8 May 2006 10:38:24 -0400, Otto Bahn wrote:

&gt;&quot;TFM®&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; rather than leaving it because they're a couple of bumpkins
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I'm yer dingleberry!
&gt;
&gt;IFYPFY.
&gt;
&gt;BTW, what is it with AFB and lame header games?
&gt;Are you all puerile wankers?

From what I've read -- yes. Add racist to your adjectives when
discussing them.

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Posted on 2006-05-08 18:36:46 by Otto Bahn

&quot;Chris McGonnell&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Being an asshole isn't trolling.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; True. But being an asshole and trolling IS trolling. And doing a
&gt;&gt;&gt; letter-perfect imitation of an asshole and trolling IS trolling.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;You're not as familiar with Kevin's history in AFB to know
&gt;&gt;better. We know better. I guess you guys just can't satisfy
&gt;&gt;him.
&gt;
&gt; Golly, wouldn't it be nice if there was a site on the 'net that
&gt; archived Usenet posts so we could verify Steve's claims? Boy, I'd give
&gt; a $googol to have such a place.

TSTG

I need a new Acronym
One that just fits
One that will make them feel three feet tall
and give them the shits

I need a new Acronym
One that's real frugal
One that hits the old nail on the head:
Too Stupid To Google

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Posted on 2006-05-08 18:43:29 by rescyou

On Mon, 08 May 2006 12:14:09 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Sat, 6 May 2006 13:16:44 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Sat, 06 May 2006 11:56:39 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; That is, when they're not talking about &quot;Martin Luther Koon, Jr.&quot; A
&gt;&gt;&gt; real classy bunch. You should've seen the spittle fly when I trolled
&gt;&gt;&gt; them into thinking I was black. It was &quot;nigger this&quot; and &quot;nigger that&quot;
&gt;&gt;&gt; for weeks, including impotent threats of physical violence. Good
&gt;&gt;&gt; times, good times.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Kevin is to AFB what you folks consider Dan K is to ARK. He's
&gt;&gt;takes a licking, but still keeps ticking. He's our honorary
&gt;&gt;Village Iditot and punching bag.
&gt;
&gt;This one of those racists, Kevin?

Dunno. Swertz was schmart enough to keep his mouth shut the whole time
I was trolling AFB into believing I was black. In that respect he's
marginally more intelligent than the mouth-breathing racists. It
shoujld be noted, though, that keeping his mouth shut also meant that
he was NOT among those who smacked the racists around. Kind of like
Switzerland, only more of a fraidy-cat. (You may have noticed he plays
the X-ARCHIVE: NO game, foolishly believing that doing so means that
he can't be held accountable for what he says.)

In the end, you're known by the company you keep, and Swertz is
buddy-buddy with the most virulent, unabashed, and shameless racsists
in AFB. Draw your own conclusions. I have.

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Posted on 2006-05-08 18:45:46 by rescyou

On Mon, 8 May 2006 12:36:46 -0400, &quot;Otto Bahn&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com" target="_blank">GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;
&gt; TSTG
&gt;
&gt;I need a new Acronym
&gt;One that just fits
&gt;One that will make them feel three feet tall
&gt;and give them the shits
&gt;
&gt;I need a new Acronym
&gt;One that's real frugal
&gt;One that hits the old nail on the head:
&gt;Too Stupid To Google
&gt;
<a href="http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/" target="_blank">http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/</a>

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Posted on 2006-05-08 18:52:08 by rescyou

On Mon, 08 May 2006 12:19:30 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Sun, 07 May 2006 18:06:32 GMT, TFM® Harndawg wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;But the quote is so very appropriate when it's aimed at you my dear Kevvie.
&gt;
&gt;This from a cracker who can't spell &quot;horndog.&quot;

Meet the author of the &quot;Martin Luther Koon, Jr.&quot; post that led to me
trolling him and his racist buddies into thinking I was black. Also
the author of most of the posts calling me a &quot;nigger&quot; and threatening
physical violence. Trust me, you've barely seen the tip of the
illiteracy iceberg.

&gt;I'll bet Larry the
&gt;Cable Guy justs makes him roar with laughter. Hey TFM: &quot;Git 'er Done!&quot;

HAW! HAW!

Or, as David Spade says, &quot;Get 'er dumb!&quot;

&gt;It's gonna be awhile before he composes himself enough to call me a
&gt;liar.

ITYM &quot;gets drunk enough.&quot; It won't be long.

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Posted on 2006-05-08 19:15:18 by Adam Funk

On 2006-05-08, Otto Bahn &lt;<a href="mailto:GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com" target="_blank">GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &quot;Adam Funk&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:a24061&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">a24061&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &quot;Don't forget to tip the waitress.&quot;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; That doesn't work, because they don't really sleep standing up.
&gt;
&gt; And you know this exactly how?

A friend told me.

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Posted on 2006-05-08 21:07:45 by Glenn Knickerbocker

&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; wrote:
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com" target="_blank">GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;Too Stupid To Google
&gt; <a href="http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/" target="_blank">http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/</a>

Works even better if you give it a search argument:

<a href="http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/?q=tstg" target="_blank">http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/?q=tstg</a>

¬R

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Posted on 2006-05-08 22:23:13 by rescyou

On Mon, 8 May 2006 14:34:50 -0500, Steve Wertz
&lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Here you are, &quot;Bozo with Two Kamados&quot;, standing in puddle of your
&gt;own piss: <a href="http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/bbqMVC-370S.html" target="_blank">http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/bbqMVC-370S.html</a>
&gt;And my favorite: <a href="http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/fool.htm" target="_blank">http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/fool.htm</a>

We have k00k sign, folks.

Swertz, you just joined the ranks of creepy 'Net k00k, right alongside
Dank. How long before you start e-mailing my boss, too?

Did it take you long to find that directory? Or are you going to
pretend you weren't directory listing the site to see what you could
sniff out? Hope you weren't too disappointed at what you found, creep.

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#85: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-08 22:26:14 by rescyou

On Mon, 08 May 2006 17:27:05 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;I'm the harndawg's wife.

You have my most profound sympathy.

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#86: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-09 01:05:53 by TOliver

&quot;Adam Funk&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:a24061&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">a24061&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote...
&gt; On 2006-05-08, Otto Bahn &lt;<a href="mailto:GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com" target="_blank">GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt; &quot;Adam Funk&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:a24061&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">a24061&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &quot;Don't forget to tip the waitress.&quot;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; That doesn't work, because they don't really sleep standing up.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; And you know this exactly how?
&gt;
&gt; A friend told me.

My friend too. He writ the famous pome:

&quot;Get off the table, Mabel. The quarter's for the beer.&quot;

TM &quot;Round-heeled and tippable in me youth&quot; Oliver

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#87: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-09 01:19:19 by unknown

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#88: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-09 01:31:34 by Hatunen

On Mon, 08 May 2006 23:05:53 GMT, &quot;TOliver&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:toliverjrFIX&#64;Hot.rr.com" target="_blank">toliverjrFIX&#64;Hot.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;
&gt;&quot;Adam Funk&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:a24061&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">a24061&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote...
&gt;&gt; On 2006-05-08, Otto Bahn &lt;<a href="mailto:GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com" target="_blank">GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; &quot;Adam Funk&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:a24061&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">a24061&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &quot;Don't forget to tip the waitress.&quot;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; That doesn't work, because they don't really sleep standing up.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; And you know this exactly how?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; A friend told me.
&gt;
&gt;My friend too. He writ the famous pome:
&gt;
&gt;&quot;Get off the table, Mabel. The quarter's for the beer.&quot;
&gt;
&gt;TM &quot;Round-heeled and tippable in me youth&quot; Oliver

I've heard that gag since the early 1950s. It was based on the
Carling's Black Label Beer commercials which exclaimed, &quot;Hey,
Mabel. Black Label&quot; which became &quot;Hey, Mabel. Off the table. The
quarter's for the beer.&quot;

The twenty-five cent beer pretty much sets the time period.

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#89: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-09 03:48:00 by Hugh Gibbons

In article &lt;e3njo0$8pl$<a href="mailto:1&#64;gargoyle.oit.duke.edu" target="_blank">1&#64;gargoyle.oit.duke.edu</a>&gt;,
&quot;Otto Bahn&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com" target="_blank">GoAheadKissMyAss&#64;Blew.Devels.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; &quot;Adam Funk&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:a24061&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">a24061&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote
&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &quot;Don't forget to tip the waitress.&quot;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt; That doesn't work, because they don't really sleep standing up.
&gt;
&gt; And you know this exactly how?
&gt;
I'm pretty sure I've witnessed it and am otherwise at a loss
to explain the service I've not had, at times.

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#90: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-09 04:02:49 by Glenn Knickerbocker

On Mon, 8 May 2006 18:19:19 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;So did you complain to my ISP yet? You call Dan K trash for
&gt;supposedly emailing your boss, yet you admit you complain to
&gt;people's ISP's for trolling and OT's posts.

&quot;Admit&quot; is far too weak a word. He PROMISES it.

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#91: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-09 16:52:48 by rescyou

On Mon, 8 May 2006 18:19:19 -0500, Steve Wertz
&lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Mon, 08 May 2006 14:23:13 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On Mon, 8 May 2006 14:34:50 -0500, Steve Wertz
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Here you are, &quot;Bozo with Two Kamados&quot;, standing in puddle of your
&gt;&gt;&gt;own piss: <a href="http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/bbqMVC-370S.html" target="_blank">http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/bbqMVC-370S.html</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt;And my favorite: <a href="http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/fool.htm" target="_blank">http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/fool.htm</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; We have k00k sign, folks.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Swertz, you just joined the ranks of creepy 'Net k00k, right alongside
&gt;&gt; Dank. How long before you start e-mailing my boss, too?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Did it take you long to find that directory?
&gt;
&gt;8... 10 seconds, tops.
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Hope you weren't too disappointed at what you found, creep.
&gt;
&gt;Nothing I hadn't seen a few years ago when you posted them.
&gt;
You mean besides a party invitation that wasn't ever posted? You know,
the one you had to go sniffing for, creepy 'Net stalker. You and Dank,
reunited at last.

Do you really think those amateurish games with the follow-ups are
fooling anyone?

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#92: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-09 16:54:15 by rescyou

On Mon, 08 May 2006 22:02:49 -0400, Glenn Knickerbocker
&lt;<a href="mailto:NotR&#64;bestweb.net" target="_blank">NotR&#64;bestweb.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Mon, 8 May 2006 18:19:19 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;&gt;So did you complain to my ISP yet? You call Dan K trash for
&gt;&gt;supposedly emailing your boss, yet you admit you complain to
&gt;&gt;people's ISP's for trolling and OT's posts.
&gt;
&gt;&quot;Admit&quot; is far too weak a word. He PROMISES it.

Oh, yes, indeed. Sadly, Swertz can't come up with an example.

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#93: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-09 17:07:48 by rescyou

On 08 May 2006 18:11:44 -0400, Rich
Holmes&lt;rsholmes+<a href="mailto:usenet&#64;mailbox.syr.edu" target="_blank">usenet&#64;mailbox.syr.edu</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Chris McGonnell &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; writes:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On Mon, 8 May 2006 10:38:24 -0400, Otto Bahn wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;BTW, what is it with AFB and lame header games?
&gt;&gt; &gt;Are you all puerile wankers?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; From what I've read -- yes. Add racist to your adjectives when
&gt;&gt; discussing them.
&gt;
&gt;I haven't read AFB much. Today I took a peek at the archives.
&gt;
&gt;A couple of things struck me:
&gt;
&gt;(1) If Kevins is indeed the hated and despised laughingstock of AFB,
&gt; it's probably because nearly anyone else with any intelligence,
&gt; taste, or decency has been driven away by some of the AFB
&gt; regulars.
&gt;
&gt;(2) What you tend not to see in the crossposted crossfire is that
&gt; there ARE some other people with intelligence, taste, and decency
&gt; in AFB. Why they bother, I don't know.
&gt;
&gt;Anyway, just to give you a few snapshots of a few of the AFB regulars,
&gt;I'll quote a couple of messages. They ain't pretty.
&gt;

Yep, that's the heart-and-soul of AFB, captured here for posterity. Of
course, you've just reposted a small sample of the racist, bigoted
frothing that spews forth regularly from AFB. By necessity, you've
also had to omit the resounding silence from many of the AFB regulars
when their colleagues were spewing forth this slime, silence that I
consider complicity, or at the least, agreement and approval.

I'm leaving in the reposted slime. Let's see 'em defend their words
now.

My favorite has to be this barking loon, trolled to the point of
impotent rage:

&quot;From: &quot;David amos&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:amo...&#64;columbus.rr.com" target="_blank">amo...&#64;columbus.rr.com</a>&gt;
&quot;Message-ID: &lt;CqcQa.15666$<a href="mailto:ND.9470&#64;fe2.columbus.rr.com" target="_blank">ND.9470&#64;fe2.columbus.rr.com</a>&gt;
&quot;Date: Sun, 13 Jul 2003 12:40:02 GMT
&quot;you should be thankful that we Don't play Cowboys and
Niggers...cause if you and the rest of yer black buddies that don't
comform to the laws of this country.. one of these day there is going
to be a big round up&quot;


&gt;&gt; From: &quot;Brick&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:hrbric...&#64;direcway.com" target="_blank">hrbric...&#64;direcway.com</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; Subject: Re: (WAS: Re: Oak wood chunks available in Ocala FL?)
&gt;&gt; Date: Fri, 11 Jul 2003 23:26:46 -0400
&gt;&gt; Message-ID: &lt;benv4q$<a href="mailto:60r&#64;library2.airnews.net" target="_blank">60r&#64;library2.airnews.net</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; [...]
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Sure and you're right, at least among the politically correct. The
&gt;&gt; word 'Nigger' has evolved from the 1860's when it meant a black slave
&gt;&gt; to modern times when it mostly means a no account individual of any
&gt;&gt; particular color who expects to exist on handouts from the general
&gt;&gt; population. Sign me up with TFM®. I know several 'niggers' and they
&gt;&gt; sure and the hell ain't all black. In fact some of them are members of
&gt;&gt; our united states congress.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Brick
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt; From: &quot;The Fat Man®²°°³&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:hornd...&#64;niggapleaze.net" target="_blank">hornd...&#64;niggapleaze.net</a>&gt;
&gt; ^^^^^^^^^^^ [note -- RSH]
&gt;&gt; Subject: Re: Oak wood chunks available in Ocala FL?
&gt;&gt; Date: Fri, 11 Jul 2003 06:02:25 -0400
&gt;&gt; Message-ID: &lt;<a href="mailto:vgt2rgnbthph32&#64;corp.supernews.com" target="_blank">vgt2rgnbthph32&#64;corp.supernews.com</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; [...]
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; When you get off 75, turn east which is labeled south and go to Martin
&gt;&gt; Luther Koon Blvd and take a left.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; [...]
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Subject: Re: (WAS: Re: Oak wood chunks available in Ocala FL?)
&gt;&gt; From: &quot;David amos&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:amo...&#64;columbus.rr.com" target="_blank">amo...&#64;columbus.rr.com</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; Message-ID: &lt;CqcQa.15666$<a href="mailto:ND.9470&#64;fe2.columbus.rr.com" target="_blank">ND.9470&#64;fe2.columbus.rr.com</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; Date: Sun, 13 Jul 2003 12:40:02 GMT
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; On 13-Jul-2003, Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:resc...&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">resc...&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; really, really, really want to know what you really think. So let's
&gt;&gt; &gt; hear it.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;I am really trying to be nice so don't push it ! !
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; Sadly, you don't get to dictate what I post to Usenet.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; --
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Kevin... you remind me of the Stupid ASS NIGGERS I see marching up an down
&gt;&gt; the streets on TV always complaining how
&gt;&gt; you is owed a living and how youse come from a family of Slaves...an all of
&gt;&gt; the other unfair treatment youse all git..
&gt;&gt; Well if you an others would just clean up yer act may you sorry ass's would
&gt;&gt; not be filling the jails and yer wimmen would not be out Selling their Black
&gt;&gt; ass's too....Now for this Martin Luther thing.. well when it was declared a
&gt;&gt; holiday.. most people up here that I know...call it National Nigger
&gt;&gt; Day....an some refer it as James Earl Ray day too....
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Now for the Rest of the Story... cinn. Ohio.. police shoot Black Kid..
&gt;&gt; Niggers riot... Yep that Black kid Had a rap Sheet longer than my Leg..
&gt;&gt; What the hell is it about the Blacks that make them think that they can Riot
&gt;&gt; and tear up the Public stuff and knock out windows of shop
&gt;&gt; owners ..Be very Happy I was not one of them there shop owners...cause yes I
&gt;&gt; would fear for my life and I would be forced to fill a whole bunch of body
&gt;&gt; bags...an ya know the police are feeling the same way...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Ya know... some friends of mine came to this country about 8 years ago....
&gt;&gt; they work hard and we had a talk about their workers one night..
&gt;&gt; They have Mexican people and people from Asia and a few other Countries..I
&gt;&gt; ask him why not hire a black guy... he said that Blacks are Lazy an want it
&gt;&gt; all handed to them without working... I ask him.. where did you git that
&gt;&gt; idea... he said watch the news and see how they act on the streets...an all
&gt;&gt; the drugs... Blacks not good...he say....an this person is very welll
&gt;&gt; educated too...an works his ass off from 7 AM to 10PM every day except
&gt;&gt; Sunday an then he only work 8 hours....
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; So now for more.... If you don't like the Word Koon tough Shit... live with
&gt;&gt; it... an if you don't like it then go back to Africa....I think that a
&gt;&gt; collection
&gt;&gt; could be gotten up to send yer sorry ass back... go live on the plains and
&gt;&gt; beat on a log...go have Sex with a few Monkeys ! ! die of Aids
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; So have I gotten the point across...or do I need to say more..... hell why I
&gt;&gt; am at it...you should be thankful that we Don't play Cowboys and
&gt;&gt; Niggers...cause if you and the rest of yer black buddies that don't comform
&gt;&gt; to the laws of this country.. one of these day there is going to be a big
&gt;&gt; round up.... and then maybe the rest of citizens of this country will be
&gt;&gt; able to unlock their doors again at night and leave a few windows open at
&gt;&gt; night.. we would not have to lock all our stuff up so that the Damn nigger
&gt;&gt; would not be trying to steal it all the time...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; White Ameica has given ya every chance that it can to straighten up an fly
&gt;&gt; right... I don't care about who's family was brought here on a slave ship..
&gt;&gt; Hell you were brought from Africa where you had nothing and at least here
&gt;&gt; you were Given food and a roof over yer heads in exchange for work...an if
&gt;&gt; you showed disrespect for your Master yes you where beaten or even killed...
&gt;&gt; that was apart of the Law... so live with it...
&gt;&gt; There were also White Slaves too just remember that too....
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Now for more.... in a civilized place there are certain laws... you don't
&gt;&gt; steal, kill an try to obey the laws an customs of where you live.. if you do
&gt;&gt; this then you is one happy camper...also help yer friends and neighbors out
&gt;&gt; with projects that improve where you live...
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; So to sum it up... &quot;if it talks like a nigger and acts like a nigger and
&gt;&gt; dresses like a pimp.. then it sure the hell ain't a Duck&quot;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I call it like I sees it...... So Wilson... Git off my Ass you is begun to
&gt;&gt; kinda piss me off BOY ! ! an I did not say ROY ! !
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Mister Amos...

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Posted on 2006-05-09 18:29:11 by Chris McGonnell

On Mon, 8 May 2006 14:34:50 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:

&gt;On Mon, 08 May 2006 10:52:08 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Meet the author of the &quot;Martin Luther Koon, Jr.&quot; post that led to me
&gt;&gt; trolling him and his racist buddies into thinking I was black.
&gt;
&gt;Oh, please - stop playing the Drama Queen (over and over again).
&gt;Nobody except that Amos dude and his sock puppet believed you
&gt;were black. It's nice how you keep exaggerating the facts more
&gt;and more over time just to impress your masturbation group. Is
&gt;this what you folks consider foreplay?

Sure you ain't yankin' your crank right now, Steverino? As for judging
white trash, you think you're uniquely qualified because you live in
your VistaCruiser? I'll bet your idea of bbq is to get the hibachi out
and slather KC Masterpiece on your roadkill du jour.

--
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Harming humanity since 1951.
&quot;What do you expect from a bunch of kiwi smoking sheep herders?&quot; --
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Posted on 2006-05-09 18:44:11 by Chris McGonnell

On Mon, 8 May 2006 14:36:39 -0500, SWertz wrote:

&gt;On Mon, 08 May 2006 12:32:35 -0400, Chris McGonnell wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Golly, wouldn't it be nice if there was a site on the 'net that
&gt;&gt; archived Usenet posts so we could verify Steve's claims? Boy, I'd give
&gt;&gt; a $googol to have such a place.
&gt;
&gt;Oh, so you've read it? Didn't think so.

Read enough to know SWilson's right about the ignorance AND the
Order-style racism. But just reading your praise of dank was enough to
realize the enormous imbecility on a.f.b.

&gt;Brilliant post. Not sure what the point was, but it was just
&gt;brilliant!

Don't get many points, do you, Swertzie?

&gt;&lt;yawn&gt;

Now that's a dank response! You two oughtta just hump each other's leg
from now on and spare us the bandwidth.

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#96: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-09 18:55:28 by rescyou

On Tue, 09 May 2006 12:37:05 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Mon, 08 May 2006 20:33:10 GMT, TFM® corndog wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; On Mon, 08 May 2006 12:19:30 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Sun, 07 May 2006 18:06:32 GMT, TFM® Harndawg wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;But the quote is so very appropriate when it's aimed at you my dear Kevvie.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;This from a cracker who can't spell &quot;horndog.&quot;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Meet the author of the &quot;Martin Luther Koon, Jr.&quot; post that led to me
&gt;&gt;&gt; trolling him and his racist buddies into thinking I was black. Also
&gt;&gt;&gt; the author of most of the posts calling me a &quot;nigger&quot;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Author of 'most' of the posts calling you a nigger?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Are there others that have called you what you are Kevvie?
&gt;
&gt;Ooh, my, be vewy, vewy quiet we're hunting racists!

You don't have to be quiet with this one. He's downright PROUD of his
inbred hillbilly ignorance. You don't even have to poke him with a
pointy stick to get him to spout his racist nonsense.

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Posted on 2006-05-09 23:56:12 by rescyou

On Tue, 09 May 2006 21:50:33 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Anyway, just to give you a few snapshots of a few of the AFB regulars,
&gt;&gt;&gt;I'll quote a couple of messages. They ain't pretty.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Yep, that's the heart-and-soul of AFB, captured here for posterity. Of
&gt;&gt; course, you've just reposted a small sample of the racist, bigoted
&gt;&gt; frothing that spews forth regularly from AFB. By necessity, you've
&gt;&gt; also had to omit the resounding silence from many of the AFB regulars
&gt;&gt; when their colleagues were spewing forth this slime, silence that I
&gt;&gt; consider complicity, or at the least, agreement and approval.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I'm leaving in the reposted slime. Let's see 'em defend their words
&gt;&gt; now.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;From: &quot;The Fat Man®²°°³&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:hornd...&#64;niggapleaze.net" target="_blank">hornd...&#64;niggapleaze.net</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; ^^^^^^^^^^^ [note -- RSH]
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Subject: Re: Oak wood chunks available in Ocala FL?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Date: Fri, 11 Jul 2003 06:02:25 -0400
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Message-ID: &lt;<a href="mailto:vgt2rgnbthph32&#64;corp.supernews.com" target="_blank">vgt2rgnbthph32&#64;corp.supernews.com</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;[...]
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;When you get off 75, turn east which is labeled south and go to Martin
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Luther Koon Blvd and take a left.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;And you have the nerve to call Swertz a 'creepy net stalker'.

You don't really understand how attributions work in Usenet, do you,
racist? I didn't repost your racist ramblings this time. And, yeah,
Swertz is a creepy net stalker. Big difference between looking
something up on google and Swertz sniffing around my web site thinking
he's a l33t ha&gt;&lt;0r d00d.

You don't like people looking up your racists rants on Google? Then
don't post 'em.

&gt;Goddamn, when will you ever get over it?

You want to act as if that was a one-time instance, when the truth is
that you've posted similar stuff many, many times over many, many
months. You probably don't remember, drunkard, but I'll prove it to
you if you'd like.

&gt;I bet you have that post of mine tattooed on your scrawny little chest.

Sorry you said it now, racist bigot scum?

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#98: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-09 23:59:02 by rescyou

On Tue, 09 May 2006 21:50:33 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Anyway, just to give you a few snapshots of a few of the AFB regulars,
&gt;&gt;&gt;I'll quote a couple of messages. They ain't pretty.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Yep, that's the heart-and-soul of AFB, captured here for posterity. Of
&gt;&gt; course, you've just reposted a small sample of the racist, bigoted
&gt;&gt; frothing that spews forth regularly from AFB. By necessity, you've
&gt;&gt; also had to omit the resounding silence from many of the AFB regulars
&gt;&gt; when their colleagues were spewing forth this slime, silence that I
&gt;&gt; consider complicity, or at the least, agreement and approval.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I'm leaving in the reposted slime. Let's see 'em defend their words
&gt;&gt; now.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;From: &quot;The Fat Man®²°°³&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:hornd...&#64;niggapleaze.net" target="_blank">hornd...&#64;niggapleaze.net</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; ^^^^^^^^^^^ [note -- RSH]
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Subject: Re: Oak wood chunks available in Ocala FL?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Date: Fri, 11 Jul 2003 06:02:25 -0400
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Message-ID: &lt;<a href="mailto:vgt2rgnbthph32&#64;corp.supernews.com" target="_blank">vgt2rgnbthph32&#64;corp.supernews.com</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;[...]
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;When you get off 75, turn east which is labeled south and go to Martin
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Luther Koon Blvd and take a left.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;And you have the nerve to call Swertz a 'creepy net stalker'.

Why do you keep snipping AFB out of the follow-ups, racist? Don't want
your buddies there to see what an ignorant bigot you are?

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#99: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 00:07:08 by rescyou

On Tue, 09 May 2006 21:43:17 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;&gt; On Tue, 09 May 2006 12:37:05 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;On Mon, 08 May 2006 20:33:10 GMT, TFM® corndog wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Mon, 08 May 2006 12:19:30 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Sun, 07 May 2006 18:06:32 GMT, TFM® Harndawg wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;But the quote is so very appropriate when it's aimed at you my dear Kevvie.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;This from a cracker who can't spell &quot;horndog.&quot;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Meet the author of the &quot;Martin Luther Koon, Jr.&quot; post that led to me
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;trolling him and his racist buddies into thinking I was black. Also
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;the author of most of the posts calling me a &quot;nigger&quot;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Author of 'most' of the posts calling you a nigger?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Are there others that have called you what you are Kevvie?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Ooh, my, be vewy, vewy quiet we're hunting racists!
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You don't have to be quiet with this one. He's downright PROUD of his
&gt;&gt; inbred hillbilly ignorance. You don't even have to poke him with a
&gt;&gt; pointy stick to get him to spout his racist nonsense.
&gt;
&gt;True dat, my nigga!
&gt;
&gt;Let me correct you on one error however. I may be an ignorant
&gt;hillbilly, but I'm not inbred.
&gt;
&gt;BTW, why is it others have called you a nigger?
&gt;
&gt;Could it be you have all the mannerisms?
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;For the rest of Usenet: I sent this to ARK only. If you see it summers
&gt;else, spnack Kevvie Biatch.

You're welcome.

Why don't you want your pals in AFB to see your racist rantings?

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#100: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 00:12:01 by rescyou

On Tue, 09 May 2006 21:43:17 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;BTW, why is it others have called you a nigger?

I don't know. Do you?

&gt;Could it be you have all the mannerisms?

I don't know. Before I can answer, you'd have to describe those
mannerisms, so I can see if I exhibit them or not.

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#101: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 00:53:21 by rescyou

On Tue, 09 May 2006 22:39:23 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

You forgot to post this to AFB, racist.

&gt;nigger
&gt;
&gt; The word used to describe any person of African descent.
^^^
You could have stopped there, having said everything we need to know
about you and your views on the subject.

&gt; Oddly, only the before mentioned individuals themselves are allowed to
&gt;say the word... anybody else who says the word will be considered
&gt;racist. or, as they say, a &quot;racist ass cracker honkey white boy&quot;.
&gt;
&gt; Although lately, many have re-defined the word as not simply meaning
&gt;any person of African descent, but a more specific group. Those who are
&gt;&quot;ghetto&quot; and/or &quot;gangsta&quot;. thugs.
&gt;
&gt;The ones who do not speak proper English. Who will shoot you for wearing
&gt;&quot;the wrong color&quot; or simply &quot;walking down the wrong street&quot;. They are
&gt;often always angry. they often steal things.
&gt;Before some ignorant person starts screaming THAT'S RACIST OMG I CANT
&gt;BELIEVE YOU DROPPED THE N-BOMB YOU RACIST ASS CRACKER HONKEY WHITE BOY
&gt;MM HMM...
&gt;Note that the above description does NOT refer to all black people. just
&gt;to a specific group.
&gt;
&gt;See that person over there? The black one in the baggy pants rambling
&gt;incoherently? That's a nigger, and they are the enemy.

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#102: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 00:54:17 by rescyou

On Tue, 09 May 2006 22:29:51 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;I'm speaking to you among *your* peers. You have none in AFB.
&gt;
You're right about that. I'm not a half-literate racist bigot.

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#103: Re: Obvious case of OCD?

Posted on 2006-05-10 00:57:03 by rescyou

On Tue, 09 May 2006 22:27:16 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;And you have the nerve to call Swertz a 'creepy net stalker'.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You don't really understand how attributions work in Usenet, do you,
&gt;&gt; sire? I didn't repost your troll this time. And, yeah,
&gt;&gt; Swertz is my idol. Big difference between looking
&gt;&gt; something up on google and Swertz sniffing around my web site thinking
&gt;&gt; he's a l33t ha&gt;&lt;0r d00d.
&gt;
&gt;Website, fuckstick. Public information last time I checked. Or did he
&gt;haxor you? If so it's even funnier.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You don't like people looking up your racists rants on Google? Then
&gt;&gt; don't post 'em.
&gt;
&gt;Go fuck yerself, nigger.
&gt;(once again, posted *ONLY* to A.R.K. Spank KWS for any crossposting of
&gt;my filth)
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Goddamn, when will you ever get over it?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You want to act as if that was a one-time instance, when the truth is
&gt;&gt; that you've posted similar stuff many, many times over many, many
&gt;&gt; months. You probably don't remember, drunkard, but I'll prove it to
&gt;&gt; you if you'd like.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;I bet you have that post of mine tattooed on your scrawny little chest.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Sorry you said it now, racist bigot scum?
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Your eyes may water and your teeth may grit, but that apology you'll
&gt;never get.
&gt;
&gt;I wasn't bitching because you keep reposting it. I was simply wondering
&gt;if you have anything else in your life to occupy your time other than my
&gt;racism.
&gt;
&gt;Oh wait, I answered my own question.
&gt;
&gt;You may re-post it any time you feel so inclined. It obviously bothers
&gt;you a lot more than it does me.
&gt;
&gt;And if it makes your kreepy little net-friends like me that much less,
&gt;who gives a shit?

You're welcome.

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#104: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 01:17:37 by Harndawg

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt; On Tue, 09 May 2006 22:39:23 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; You forgot to post this to AFB, sir.


No, I figured I'd let you handle it.

You are, after all, only posting filth gleaned from another newsgroup.

How commendable of you.

Put something up from alt.troll for us to read next, biatch.


You may think you're winning, but you're only looking more foolish.



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#105: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 01:19:27 by Harndawg

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt; On Tue, 09 May 2006 22:29:51 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;I'm speaking to you among *your* peers. You have none in AFB.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt; You're right about that. I'm not a half-literate racist bigot.
&gt;

We know. You're a faggot liberal.

Your point?

Go fuck yerself.


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#106: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 02:30:52 by Rich Holmes

Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; writes:

&gt; Why do you keep snipping AFB out of the follow-ups, racist? Don't want
&gt; your buddies there to see what an ignorant bigot you are?

And more to the point, why does he send it to ARK? Does he think his
brand of filth has an audience here?

Because it doesn't. Fuck off, TFM. Go put on your hood and have a
little circle jerk with your own kind. If you can't find any, look
around you at the bottom of my killfile; you'll find a few.

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disqualified on grounds of pigs not being cows, even when on fire.
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#107: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 02:52:21 by Dan Krueger

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt; On Sat, 06 May 2006 21:07:59 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;TMG wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;You can't resist, so you post.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;So we win!!!!
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Flawless victory!
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;If that's the case, then break open the piggy bank and take your family
&gt;&gt;&gt;to the Red Lobster! Don't forget to tip the waitress.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Ladies and gents, I give you Dank....
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; ARK's Village Idiot, and the King of the Non-Sequitur and the Impotent
&gt; &quot;Flame.&quot;
&gt;
&gt; The sad thing is, after 10 minutes of beetle-browed pondering, the
&gt; best he can do is &quot;Don't forget to tip the waitress.&quot; Even sadder, he
&gt; thinks it's clever.

Strange thing is that I never included this group, Kevin. Why the
crossposting?

BTW - You're not funny to any reasonable person and a joke if you are
really a teacher.

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#108: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 02:53:14 by Dan Krueger

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

&gt; On Sat, 06 May 2006 20:32:37 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;On 06 May 2006 15:32:44 -0400, Rich Holmes wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Not to mention what passes for spelling and grammar.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;...
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Kevins is stupider than Dank.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Sucks, don't it?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;That sound, wooshing over your head, was A point.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;You missed it.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;It could have been clearer, but it's tough to write in one letter words.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Don't you know it.
&gt;
&gt; Try one-syllable words, then, just on the off chance that they might
&gt; stick:
&gt;
&gt; We. Think. Dank. Is. Dumb.
&gt;
&gt; We. Like. It. When. He. Proves. Us. Right.
&gt;
&gt; We. Aim. To. Please.
&gt;
&gt; Still don't get it, son?

Who is &quot;we&quot;? Are you the leader of some insane group of idiots?

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#109: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 02:58:19 by Dan Krueger

Steve Wertz wrote:

&gt; On Sun, 07 May 2006 17:41:24 -0400, <a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Sun, 7 May 2006 16:26:27 -0500, Steve Wertz
&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Being an asshole isn't trolling.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;True. But being an asshole and trolling IS trolling. And doing a
&gt;&gt;letter-perfect imitation of an asshole and trolling IS trolling.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; You're not as familiar with Kevin's history in AFB to know
&gt; better. We know better. I guess you guys just can't satisfy
&gt; him.
&gt;
&gt; -sw

And they aren't smart enough to to a Google search to view his antics in
AFB. Maybe &quot;they&quot; are in denial.

If TFM would crosspost his responses to ARK, this BS would end in a hurry.

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#110: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 03:00:09 by Dan Krueger

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

&gt; On Mon, 08 May 2006 12:14:09 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Sat, 6 May 2006 13:16:44 -0500, Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;On Sat, 06 May 2006 11:56:39 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;That is, when they're not talking about &quot;Martin Luther Koon, Jr.&quot; A
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;real classy bunch. You should've seen the spittle fly when I trolled
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;them into thinking I was black. It was &quot;nigger this&quot; and &quot;nigger that&quot;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;for weeks, including impotent threats of physical violence. Good
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;times, good times.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Kevin is to AFB what you folks consider Dan K is to ARK. He's
&gt;&gt;&gt;takes a licking, but still keeps ticking. He's our honorary
&gt;&gt;&gt;Village Iditot and punching bag.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;This one of those racists, Kevin?
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Dunno. Swertz was schmart enough to keep his mouth shut the whole time
&gt; I was trolling AFB into believing I was black. In that respect he's
&gt; marginally more intelligent than the mouth-breathing racists. It
&gt; shoujld be noted, though, that keeping his mouth shut also meant that
&gt; he was NOT among those who smacked the racists around. Kind of like
&gt; Switzerland, only more of a fraidy-cat. (You may have noticed he plays
&gt; the X-ARCHIVE: NO game, foolishly believing that doing so means that
&gt; he can't be held accountable for what he says.)
&gt;
&gt; In the end, you're known by the company you keep, and Swertz is
&gt; buddy-buddy with the most virulent, unabashed, and shameless racsists
&gt; in AFB. Draw your own conclusions. I have.

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#111: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 03:02:29 by Dan Krueger

Steve Wertz wrote:

&gt; On Mon, 08 May 2006 10:52:08 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Meet the author of the &quot;Martin Luther Koon, Jr.&quot; post that led to me
&gt;&gt;trolling him and his racist buddies into thinking I was black.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Oh, please - stop playing the Drama Queen (over and over again).
&gt; Nobody except that Amos dude and his sock puppet believed you
&gt; were black. It's nice how you keep exaggerating the facts more
&gt; and more over time just to impress your masturbation group. Is
&gt; this what you folks consider foreplay?
&gt;
&gt; All the *regulars* of AFB knew you were always a piece of white
&gt; trash. It's not like you hadn't posted pictures of yourself
&gt; before.
&gt;
&gt; Here you are, &quot;Bozo with Two Kamados&quot;, standing in puddle of your
&gt; own piss: <a href="http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/bbqMVC-370S.html" target="_blank">http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/bbqMVC-370S.html</a>
&gt; And my favorite: <a href="http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/fool.htm" target="_blank">http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/fool.htm</a>
&gt;
&gt; -sw

<a href="http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/bbqMVC-370S.html" target="_blank">http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/bbqMVC-370S.html</a>

That's the guy that picks up my trash twice a week! I hope Waste
Management is treating him well. He's a good trash picker upper!

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#112: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 03:03:42 by Dan Krueger

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

&gt; On Mon, 8 May 2006 14:34:50 -0500, Steve Wertz
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Here you are, &quot;Bozo with Two Kamados&quot;, standing in puddle of your
&gt;&gt;own piss: <a href="http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/bbqMVC-370S.html" target="_blank">http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/bbqMVC-370S.html</a>
&gt;&gt;And my favorite: <a href="http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/fool.htm" target="_blank">http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/fool.htm</a>
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; We have k00k sign, folks.
&gt;
&gt; Swertz, you just joined the ranks of creepy 'Net k00k, right alongside
&gt; Dank. How long before you start e-mailing my boss, too?
&gt;
&gt; Did it take you long to find that directory? Or are you going to
&gt; pretend you weren't directory listing the site to see what you could
&gt; sniff out? Hope you weren't too disappointed at what you found, creep.

<a href="http://freespeechstore.com/public/230_DWEEB_Kevin_S._Wilson..Uses_Boise_State_Servers_to_Promote_Filth!.htm" target="_blank"> http://freespeechstore.com/public/230_DWEEB_Kevin_S._Wilson. .Uses_Boise_State_Servers_to_Promote_Filth!.htm</a>

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#113: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 03:08:14 by Rich Holmes

Dan Krueger &lt;<a href="mailto:dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com" target="_blank">dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com</a>&gt; writes:

&gt; Who is &quot;we&quot;? Are you the leader of some insane group of idiots?

You asked this one already. We answered already. Several times.

&gt; &gt; We. Think. Dank. Is. Dumb.

And he never gives us reason to doubt it.

Dumb enough, I bet, to post the same question a third time. And dumb
enough to think I'm dumb enough to respond to it again when he does.

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#114: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 03:13:05 by Rich Holmes

Dan Krueger &lt;<a href="mailto:dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com" target="_blank">dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com</a>&gt; writes:

&gt; And they aren't smart enough to to a Google search to view his antics
&gt; in AFB.

Evidently you missed the post in which I did exactly that and reported
on what I found.

&gt; If TFM would crosspost his responses to ARK, this BS would end in a hurry.

Evidently you missed about nineteen TFM posts to ARK in the past
couple days. Two or three were enough, though, to clue us in as to
who to killfile.

You miss a lot, don't you, Dank?

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#115: Re: Obvious case of OCD?

Posted on 2006-05-10 04:17:52 by spressobean

TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote in
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&gt; Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;And you have the nerve to call Swertz a 'creepy net
&gt;&gt;&gt;stalker'.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You don't really understand how attributions work in
&gt;&gt; Usenet, do you, sire? I didn't repost your troll this
&gt;&gt; time. And, yeah, Swertz is my idol. Big difference between
&gt;&gt; looking something up on google and Swertz sniffing around
&gt;&gt; my web site thinking he's a l33t ha&gt;&lt;0r d00d.
&gt;
&gt; Website, fuckstick. Public information last time I
&gt; checked. Or did he haxor you? If so it's even funnier.
&gt;
&gt;&gt; You don't like people looking up your racists rants on
&gt;&gt; Google? Then don't post 'em.
&gt;
&gt; Go fuck yerself, nigger.
&gt; (once again, posted *ONLY* to A.R.K. Spank KWS for any
&gt; crossposting of my filth)
&gt;

Nope - I did it this time, fuckwit. Goddam infantile asswipe,
turned over one too many times in the wiping, coated in slime
from the anus of god only knows what creatures dragged up from
the depths of sulpherous pits, you really need to get over
yourself. Try hanging a grape from your puny dick to make it
longer, so you quit having to make up for its lack of size.
Or maybe you done that already, and are shaking it around for
all to see ? Sorry dude, it ain't showing up too well.

The Fucking Moron - what an apt handle you have.

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#116: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 04:21:51 by TMG

TFM® wrote:

&gt; Thing is, if you don't like rednecks, hillbillies, racists and bigots,
&gt; Why the fuck do you still bother to post to AFB?

Ohhh!,..Ohhh! - I know this one!!

To mock and ridicule the shallow end of the gene pool, while
simultaneously getting them to show their true colours, while they post
nonsense to Usenet?

I doubt most of the posters to alt.food.barbecue self select &quot;rednecks,
hillbillies, racists and bigots&quot; as the answer to &quot;How do you describe
yourself?&quot;

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#117: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 04:21:53 by spressobean

TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote in
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&gt; Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;&gt; On Tue, 09 May 2006 22:29:51 GMT, TFM®
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;I'm speaking to you among *your* peers. You have none in
&gt;&gt;&gt;AFB.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You're right about that. I'm not half-literate.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt; From what I've read of ARK, you hang out with some
&gt; reasonably intelligent folks in your little
&gt; cyber playground here.
&gt;
&gt; Thing is, if you don't like rednecks, hillbillies, racists
&gt; and bigots, Why the fuck do you still bother to post to
&gt; AFB?
&gt;

So you are calling your AFB fellows &quot;rednecks, hillbillies,
racists and bigots&quot; eh ? Must be very popular there, to pull
that off.

&gt; Sure, there are faggot ass liberals there like yourself,
&gt; but if &quot;Good Ol' Boys&quot; bother you as much as you'd like us
&gt; to believe, you would just go away.
&gt;

You ain't no &quot;good Ole Boy&quot;, son - you are a pure-dee dipshit
with a trailer up your ass. Oh, sorry, that's where you,
isn't it ?


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#118: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 04:25:04 by spressobean

Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in
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&gt;
&gt; You don't have to be quiet with this one. He's downright
&gt; PROUD of his inbred hillbilly ignorance. You don't even
&gt; have to poke him with a pointy stick to get him to spout
&gt; his racist nonsense.
&gt;

He's no hillbilly - he's just plain old white trash what larnt
to type.

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#119: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 04:30:49 by spressobean

TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote in
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&gt; Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;&gt; On Tue, 09 May 2006 21:43:17 GMT, TFM®
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;BTW, why is it others have called you a nigger?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I don't know. Do you?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Could it be you have all the mannerisms?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I don't know. Before I can answer, you'd have to describe
&gt;&gt; those mannerisms, so I can see if I exhibit them or not.
&gt;
&gt; nigger
&gt;
&gt; The word used to describe any person of African descent.
&gt;
&gt; Oddly, only the before mentioned individuals themselves
&gt; are allowed to say the word... anybody else who
&gt; says the word will be considered racist. or, as they
&gt; say, a &quot;racist ass cracker honkey white boy&quot;.
&gt;

Hmm. Haven't heard that in some time. White Mo-fo is more in
line with the times, and I am certain that's way outdated too.

Fuckwit applies to you, though, dearest boy.

&gt; Although lately, many have re-defined the word as not
&gt; simply meaning any person of African descent,
&gt; but a more specific group. Those who are &quot;ghetto&quot;
&gt; and/or &quot;gangsta&quot;. thugs.
&gt;

No, that's Niggah - spoken with an entirely different
emphasis.

&gt; The ones who do not speak proper English. Who will shoot
&gt; you for wearing &quot;the wrong color&quot; or simply &quot;walking down
&gt; the wrong street&quot;. They are often always angry. they often
&gt; steal things. Before some ignorant person starts screaming
&gt; THAT'S RACIST OMG I CANT BELIEVE YOU DROPPED THE N-BOMB YOU
&gt; RACIST ASS CRACKER HONKEY WHITE BOY MM HMM...
&gt; Note that the above description does NOT refer to all black
&gt; people. just to a specific group.
&gt;

Lot of white and hispanic and asian groups too, asswipe. Bet
you think your pale face hides those actions of yours that fit
neatly into the above description, eh?

&gt; See that person over there? The black one in the baggy
&gt; pants rambling incoherently? That's a nigger, and they are
&gt; the enemy.
&gt;

Better look twice - I think that's a mirror you are pointing
to.


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#120: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 04:37:58 by spressobean

TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote in
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&gt; nigger
&gt;
&gt; 1) An offensive word used to describe black people. These
&gt; particular
&gt; black people cry about slavery (160+ years after it ended),
&gt; act like the world owes them everything for such injustices
&gt; they faced (even though Jews &amp; Native Americans had it far
&gt; worse). They murder they english language in every chance
&gt; they get. They think that every White woman in the world
&gt; wants to fuck them rather than a White man.

Oh ho ! You been losing wimmins to black dudes, eh? Maybe it
is more than your puny dick - it's your skin color ! You are
being dissed for being the wrong color ! You are the new
nigger !

&gt; They think that
&gt; just because someone is black, this means they are
&gt; automatically stronger than every White person in the world
&gt; (though if you look in the UFC and places of the like,
&gt; blacks are few &amp; far between). They would rather sit and
&gt; bitch about how &quot;whitey&quot; is holding them down, than to
&gt; actually take responsibility for their own problems and try
&gt; to make the world a better place. They think that being the
&gt; godforsaken scum of the earth (i.e. crackhead) is somehow
&gt; the cool thing to do
&gt;

Explains all the meth addicts on god's own country, don't it ?
Nice bunch of white faced folks with their teeth rotting out
and their farms going on the sale block.

&gt; 2) A word that worthless black people think only they are
&gt; allowed to say without repercussion.
&gt;
&gt; 3) A word that liberal hippie faggots think it is wrong to
&gt; say because racism of any form is just plain stupid. In
&gt; reality, they never got fucked over by a nigger. Once they
&gt; do, they'll see what we mean. Furthermore, they have no
&gt; idea what the real world is like. Hence why they think it's
&gt; wrong to hate niggers.
&gt;

Honey, you really must get your head out of the deep dark
depths of your ass. Only folks with power can fuck you over,
and last I looked, it was white men holding the stick. And
the key to the piggy bank. If you've been fucked over by
anyone else you were obviously so inept as to deserve (in
simple words - too stupid to live).


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#121: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 04:40:30 by TMG

TFM® wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Now I'm a part of &quot;your&quot; group.
&gt;
&gt; So Whatchall cookin' tonight fer supper?

As I'm on the east coast, it was a while ago but:

App:
Antipasto of poached shrimp, American prosciutto, pesto,
favas and ricotta salata

Wine pairing: Â’ 03 Marc Bredif Vouvray

Main:
Slow roasted Long Island duck with braised escarole,
roasted fingerlings and Sicilian olives

Wine pairing (a bolder choice): Â’02 A.Rafanelli Zinfandel Dry
Creek (American, CA)

Dessert (and cheese course):

Selected cheese platter (I liked the Stilton, but I always do)

Mascarpone cheesecake with rhubarb compote

Wine pairing: Â’ 91 Kristone Blanc de Blanc California (Sparkling
American, CA)



And what did you and yours have?

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#122: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 17:26:35 by rescyou

On Wed, 10 May 2006 01:14:36 GMT, Dan Krueger
&lt;<a href="mailto:dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com" target="_blank">dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Rich Holmes wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; writes:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Why do you keep snipping AFB out of the follow-ups, racist? Don't want
&gt;&gt;&gt;your buddies there to see what an ignorant bigot you are?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; And more to the point, why does he send it to ARK? Does he think his
&gt;&gt; brand of filth has an audience here?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Because it doesn't. Fuck off, TFM. Go put on your hood and have a
&gt;&gt; little circle jerk with your own kind. If you can't find any, look
&gt;&gt; around you at the bottom of my killfile; you'll find a few.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt;And you are..?

Your intellectual and social superior.

Any other questions? Perhaps you have one or two about the proper use
of ellipses?

Are you rearing up on your spindly hind legs here to support Fat Boi's
racist rantings, Dank? Don't be shy now; tell us how you really feel.

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#123: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 17:27:28 by rescyou

On Tue, 09 May 2006 22:40:30 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Now I'm a part of &quot;your&quot; group.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; So Whatchall cookin' tonight fer supper?
&gt;
&gt;As I'm on the east coast, it was a while ago but:
&gt;
&gt;App:
&gt; Antipasto of poached shrimp, American prosciutto, pesto,
&gt; favas and ricotta salata
&gt;
&gt; Wine pairing: Â’ 03 Marc Bredif Vouvray
&gt;
&gt;Main:
&gt; Slow roasted Long Island duck with braised escarole,
&gt; roasted fingerlings and Sicilian olives
&gt;
&gt; Wine pairing (a bolder choice): Â’02 A.Rafanelli Zinfandel Dry
&gt;Creek (American, CA)
&gt;
&gt;Dessert (and cheese course):
&gt;
&gt; Selected cheese platter (I liked the Stilton, but I always do)
&gt;
&gt; Mascarpone cheesecake with rhubarb compote
&gt;
&gt; Wine pairing: Â’ 91 Kristone Blanc de Blanc California (Sparkling
&gt;American, CA)
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;And what did you and yours have?

Something involving possum, no doubt.

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#124: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 17:31:58 by rescyou

On 09 May 2006 21:08:14 -0400, Rich
Holmes&lt;rsholmes+<a href="mailto:usenet&#64;mailbox.syr.edu" target="_blank">usenet&#64;mailbox.syr.edu</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Dan Krueger &lt;<a href="mailto:dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com" target="_blank">dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com</a>&gt; writes:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Who is &quot;we&quot;? Are you the leader of some insane group of idiots?
&gt;
&gt;You asked this one already. We answered already. Several times.

It was a fairly simple answer to a simple-minded question -- offered,
as you note, many times. We didn't even try to confuse him with a
spurious discussion of the &quot;editorial we,&quot; the &quot;royal we,&quot; or Sony's
new gaming console. Yet Dank still Does Not Geddit, as evidenced by
his asking the question yet again. The scary part is that he's
probably allowed to drive, vote, and procreate.

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#125: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 17:43:53 by Chris McGonnell

On Tue, 09 May 2006 10:55:28 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;You don't have to be quiet with this one. He's downright PROUD of his
&gt;inbred hillbilly ignorance. You don't even have to poke him with a
&gt;pointy stick to get him to spout his racist nonsense.

Well that takes all the sport out of baiting *him*! He's like a
steelhead that jumps into your creel, eh? Get 'er dumb.

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#126: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 17:53:30 by rescyou

On 09 May 2006 21:13:05 -0400, Rich
Holmes&lt;rsholmes+<a href="mailto:usenet&#64;mailbox.syr.edu" target="_blank">usenet&#64;mailbox.syr.edu</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;You miss a lot, don't you, Dank?

William Tell he ain't.

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#127: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 17:54:01 by Chris McGonnell

On Tue, 09 May 2006 22:39:23 GMT, TFM® wrote:

&gt;
&gt;nigger
&gt;
&gt; The word used to describe any person of African descent.

Dear me, try calling a Boer that and your inbred wife will get you
back in pieces, Gomer.

&gt; Oddly, only the before mentioned individuals themselves are allowed to
&gt;say the word... anybody else who says the word will be considered
&gt;racist. or, as they say, a &quot;racist ass cracker honkey white boy&quot;.
&gt;
&gt; Although lately, many have re-defined the word as not simply meaning
&gt;any person of African descent, but a more specific group. Those who are
&gt;&quot;ghetto&quot; and/or &quot;gangsta&quot;. thugs.
&gt;
&gt;The ones who do not speak proper English.

Larry the Cable Guy? Terry Bradshaw? The only people south of the
Mason-Dixon Line who speak proper English are transplanted
Northerners. You know, the people wiyh the *good* jobs, Gomer.

&gt; Who will shoot you for wearing
&gt;&quot;the wrong color&quot; or simply &quot;walking down the wrong street&quot;. They are
&gt;often always angry. they often steal things.

Like the KKK before lawsuits took the sheets off their backs.

&gt;Before some ignorant person starts screaming THAT'S RACIST OMG I CANT
&gt;BELIEVE YOU DROPPED THE N-BOMB YOU RACIST ASS CRACKER HONKEY WHITE BOY
&gt;MM HMM...
&gt;Note that the above description does NOT refer to all black people. just
&gt;to a specific group.

The &quot;Not Uncle Tom&quot; group, Gomer?

&gt;See that person over there? The black one in the baggy pants rambling
&gt;incoherently? That's a nigger, and they are the enemy.

The white one rambling incoherently would be an inbred hillbilly drunk
on white lightning? I'd send him to Tampa.

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#128: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 17:58:55 by rescyou

On Tue, 09 May 2006 22:21:51 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Thing is, if you don't like rednecks, hillbillies, racists and bigots,
&gt;&gt; Why the fuck do you still bother to post to AFB?
&gt;
&gt;Ohhh!,..Ohhh! - I know this one!!
&gt;
&gt;To mock and ridicule the shallow end of the gene pool, while
&gt;simultaneously getting them to show their true colours, while they post
&gt;nonsense to Usenet?

You, sir, are CORRECT! One minor quibble, though: The denizens of the
shallow end of the gene pool do indeed post nonsense to the Usernet,
but they do so carelessly and out of ignorance. As you are well aware,
I never post nonsense to the Usenet before first checking my facts.

&gt;I doubt most of the posters to alt.food.barbecue self select &quot;rednecks,
&gt;hillbillies, racists and bigots&quot; as the answer to &quot;How do you describe
&gt;yourself?&quot;

Your current interlocutor is exactly that dumb. He's described himself
with all four monikers at one time or another. (We'll pause now while
he consults dictionary.com.)

Many of the rest of them, though, need that litte extree push from the
end of a pointy stick (f'rinstance, being told that I'm black).

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#129: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 18:04:59 by rescyou

On Tue, 09 May 2006 22:41:28 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;&gt; On Tue, 09 May 2006 21:43:17 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;BTW, why is it others have called you a nigger?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I don't know. Do you?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Could it be you have all the mannerisms?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I don't know. Before I can answer, you'd have to describe those
&gt;&gt; mannerisms, so I can see if I exhibit them or not.
&gt;
&gt;nigger
&gt;
&gt; 1) An offensive word used to describe black people. These particular
&gt;black people cry about slavery (160+ years after it ended), act like the
&gt;world owes them everything for such injustices they faced (even though
&gt;Jews &amp; Native Americans had it far worse).

&gt; They murder they english language in every chance they get.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^

Priceless. Absolutely priceless.

The rest of the racist rantings left in for the archives and so
decent, civilized folks in AFB can see what they've been cozying up to
all this time. Can you believe he posts this filth in a froup his own
wife reads?

&gt;They think that every White woman in
&gt;the world wants to fuck them rather than a White man. They think that
&gt;just because someone is black, this means they are automatically
&gt;stronger than every White person in the world (though if you look in the
&gt;UFC and places of the like, blacks are few &amp; far between). They would
&gt;rather sit and bitch about how &quot;whitey&quot; is holding them down, than to
&gt;actually take responsibility for their own problems and try to make the
&gt;world a better place. They think that being the godforsaken scum of the
&gt;earth (i.e. crackhead) is somehow the cool thing to do
&gt;
&gt;2) A word that worthless black people think only they are allowed to say
&gt;without repercussion.
&gt;
&gt;3) A word that liberal hippie faggots think it is wrong to say because
&gt;racism of any form is just plain stupid. In reality, they never got
&gt;fucked over by a nigger. Once they do, they'll see what we mean.
&gt;Furthermore, they have no idea what the real world is like. Hence why
&gt;they think it's wrong to hate niggers.

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#130: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 18:11:32 by Chris McGonnell

On Tue, 09 May 2006 22:21:51 -0400, TMG wrote:

&gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Thing is, if you don't like rednecks, hillbillies, racists and bigots,
&gt;&gt; Why the fuck do you still bother to post to AFB?
&gt;
&gt;Ohhh!,..Ohhh! - I know this one!!
&gt;
&gt;To mock and ridicule the shallow end of the gene pool, while
&gt;simultaneously getting them to show their true colours, while they post
&gt;nonsense to Usenet?
&gt;
&gt;I doubt most of the posters to alt.food.barbecue self select &quot;rednecks,
&gt;hillbillies, racists and bigots&quot; as the answer to &quot;How do you describe
&gt;yourself?&quot;

How 'bout Liberal hillbilly? Doesn't sound right, does it? Like
&quot;compassionate conservative,&quot; it's an oxymoron -- which is *not* an
animal cooked by dank even though it should be.

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#131: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 18:21:32 by Chris McGonnell

On 09 May 2006 21:13:05 -0400, Rich Holmes wrote:

&gt;Dan Krueger dank writes:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; And they aren't smart enough to to a Google search to view his antics
&gt;&gt; in AFB.
&gt;
&gt;Evidently you missed the post in which I did exactly that and reported
&gt;on what I found.
&gt;
&gt;&gt; If TFM would crosspost his responses to ARK, this BS would end in a hurry.
&gt;
&gt;Evidently you missed about nineteen TFM posts to ARK in the past
&gt;couple days. Two or three were enough, though, to clue us in as to
&gt;who to killfile.

Dank no read. Dank busy making imaginary millions on Archimedes
Plutonium's stock tips.

&gt;You miss a lot, don't you, Dank?

It's how he knows to put on his underwear, Doctroid: brown in back,
yellow in front.

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#132: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 18:29:16 by Chris McGonnell

On Wed, 10 May 2006 01:02:29 GMT, Dank wrote:

&gt;Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On Mon, 08 May 2006 10:52:08 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Meet the author of the &quot;Martin Luther Koon, Jr.&quot; post that led to me
&gt;&gt;&gt;trolling him and his racist buddies into thinking I was black.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Oh, please - stop playing the Drama Queen (over and over again).
&gt;&gt; Nobody except that Amos dude and his sock puppet believed you
&gt;&gt; were black. It's nice how you keep exaggerating the facts more
&gt;&gt; and more over time just to impress your masturbation group. Is
&gt;&gt; this what you folks consider foreplay?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; All the *regulars* of AFB knew you were always a piece of white
&gt;&gt; trash. It's not like you hadn't posted pictures of yourself
&gt;&gt; before.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Here you are, &quot;Bozo with Two Kamados&quot;, standing in puddle of your
&gt;&gt; own piss: <a href="http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/bbqMVC-370S.html" target="_blank">http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/bbqMVC-370S.html</a>
&gt;&gt; And my favorite: <a href="http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/fool.htm" target="_blank">http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/fool.htm</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; -sw
&gt;
&gt;<a href="http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/bbqMVC-370S.html" target="_blank">http://www.webpak.net/~rescyou/bbq/bbqMVC-370S.html</a>
&gt;
&gt;That's the guy that picks up my trash twice a week! I hope Waste
&gt;Management is treating him well. He's a good trash picker upper!

No one picks up your trash twice a week, Dank. You're confusing the
asylum orderlies with sanitation engineers because those placebos
you're taking are wa-a-a-y too strong for your brain. It's because
your brain is only a third the size of a regular brain, and Dr. Holmes
was trying to kill you. Just take the blue pill and relax, think of
your BMWs and Lamborghinis you have in Bizarro World. Hush now.
Sleeeep.

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#133: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 18:39:16 by rescyou

On Wed, 10 May 2006 01:42:04 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Rich Holmes wrote:
&gt;&gt; Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; writes:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Why do you keep snipping AFB out of the follow-ups, racist? Don't want
&gt;&gt;&gt;your buddies there to see what an ignorant bigot you are?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; And more to the point, why does he send it to ARK? Does he think his
&gt;&gt; brand of filth has an audience here?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Because it doesn't. Fuck off, TFM. Go put on your hood and have a
&gt;&gt; little circle jerk with your own kind. If you can't find any, look
&gt;&gt; around you at the bottom of my killfile; you'll find a few.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Kevin dragged me here with his continuous crossposting to &quot;my&quot; group.
&gt;
So a considerable lack of self-control is at the root of your
problems. That explains a number of things.

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#134: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 18:46:54 by rescyou

On Wed, 10 May 2006 01:03:42 GMT, Dan Krueger
&lt;<a href="mailto:dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com" target="_blank">dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;<a href="http://freespeechstore.com/public/230_DWEEB_Kevin_S._Wilson..Uses_Boise_State_Servers_to_Promote_Filth!.htm" target="_blank"> http://freespeechstore.com/public/230_DWEEB_Kevin_S._Wilson. .Uses_Boise_State_Servers_to_Promote_Filth!.htm</a>

Appealing to the authority of a fellow Net Kook isn't exactly
persuasive, Dank.

What else you got?

Richard Morton Scoville – FreeSpeechStore -
<a href="http://static.samspade.org/flynow.html" target="_blank">http://static.samspade.org/flynow.html</a>
Richard Morton Scoville – FreeSpeechStore -
<a href="http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/ripoff60400.htm" target="_blank">http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/ripoff60400.htm</a>
Richard Morton Scoville – FreeSpeechStore -
<a href="http://www.interocitor.net/freespeechstore.html" target="_blank">http://www.interocitor.net/freespeechstore.html</a>

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Abusive_Hosts_Blocking_List" target="_blank"> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Abusive_Hosts_Blocking_List</a>

Richard Scoville/FreeSpeechStore vs. AHBL/SOSDG/Bruns/Kirch
After constant lawsuit threats for years prior to 2005, on December
17th, 2005 Richard Scoville of FreeSpeechStore.com (pro-se) sued the
AHBL, SOSDG, Brian Bruns, and Andrew D. Kirch in Bexar County, TX for
$3.525 million USD, claiming damage for personal humiliation,
embarrassment, emotional distress, and other damages relating to his
business (known as FreeSpeechStore).

Word of the lawsuit spread through various Usenet groups including
NANAE after Scoville tried to publicly grandstand on his side of the
case. Shortly after, Andrew D. Kirch released a public statement
confirming the lawsuit, and Brian Bruns made a public plea for
donations to help cover the cost of the defense.

In what the AHBL described as an attempt to intimidate potential
donors, Scoville threatened to sue any individual or company that
donated to the AHBL Legal Defense Fund. This caused the exact opposite
of the desired effect, and several news sites carried the story of the
lawsuit. Within one week, more then $4000 USD had been donated to the
fund.

Due to jurisdictional concerns, the AHBL was granted a special
appearance hearing, represented by Mary Claire Fischer (Attorney At
Law, Bexar County, TX).

On January 5th 2006, Scoville provided witnesses to support his claim
that the jurisdiction was valid in Bexar County, TX, which included
the designers of his website, Brandon Zumwalt of Internet Concepts
(his former hosting provider), and Detective Brian Padier of the San
Antonio Police Department Computer Crimes Unit.

On January 6th 2006, the case was dismissed with prejudice.

The AHBL's administrators continue to hold the opinion that this
lawsuit is frivolous, brought against them for the purpose of
intimidation (to force removal of Scoville's website IP address from
the AHBL's DNSbl) and to cause both Kirch and Bruns financial harm
(through the expendature of large amounts of funds to defend the out
of state cases).

Mr. Scoville continues to post libelious statements in teaser form on
usenet via Google Groups to entice people to his pay-to-read website
FreeSpeechStore.com (FSS) where free speech costs $4.00 per speech to
read. Many of his FSS rants is his labelling a person as a pedophile
or sexual deviant. He targets people well outside his local legal
jurisdiction (San Antonio, Texas) such as Ottawa, Canada and
Australia. A simple Google search can verify these facts.

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#135: Re: That's not very nice

Posted on 2006-05-10 18:54:24 by rescyou

On Wed, 10 May 2006 00:51:25 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;I have no shiny lures hanging from my lips and I'm resistant to
&gt;killfiles. I'll morph in a second,

Has there ever been a more laughable, impotent threat made on the
Usernet?

LOOK OUT! GET DOWN! HE HAS A VARIABLE POSTING HANDLE AND HE'S NOT
AFRAID TO USE IT!!!1!!1!!

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#136: Re: Obvious case of OCD?

Posted on 2006-05-10 19:20:22 by Chris McGonnell

On Tue, 09 May 2006 22:27:16 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;

&gt;&gt; You don't like people looking up your racists rants on Google? Then
&gt;&gt; don't post 'em.
&gt;
&gt;Go fuck yerself, nigger.
&gt;(once again, posted *ONLY* to A.R.K. Spank KWS for any crossposting of
&gt;my filth)

Why are you so scared someone might post this to a.f.b? You claimed
they were your homies who thought like you and acted like you. I'd
think you'd be proud to crosspost your filth to your fan club. Or
perhaps they aren't as filthy as you? Are you afraid of a.f.b.'s
readers, Gomer? And then after asking that your &quot;filth&quot; not be
crossposted, you type:

&gt;And if it makes your kreepy little net-friends like me that much less,
&gt;who gives a shit?

The first point of writing is to know your audience, Gomer. You
alienate them and then ask for their understanding that SWilson's m33n
to you. Don't worry, though -- Dank still loves you, in that Brokeback
Mountain way. I bet you wish you could quit him.

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#137: Re: That's not very nice

Posted on 2006-05-10 19:41:23 by Chris McGonnell

On Wed, 10 May 2006 00:51:25 GMT, TFM wrote:

&gt;Rich Holmes wrote:
&gt;&gt; Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; writes:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Why do you keep snipping AFB out of the follow-ups, racist? Don't want
&gt;&gt;&gt;your buddies there to see what an ignorant bigot you are?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; And more to the point, why does he send it to ARK? Does he think his
&gt;&gt; brand of filth has an audience here?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Because it doesn't. Fuck off, TFM. Go put on your hood and have a
&gt;&gt; little circle jerk with your own kind. If you can't find any, look
&gt;&gt; around you at the bottom of my killfile; you'll find a few.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Fuck you.

Don't you wish you could quit him?

&gt;Kevin dragged all you mother fuckers into AFB with his Goddamned
&gt;crossposting.

I believe that was because in every response you typed &quot;Don't tell
a.f.b. I said this.&quot; That naturally made three of us aside from
SWilson immediately put a.f.b. in the headers because you have nothing
to hide from your friends, do you, Gomer? Your true friends will
understand your horrible condition and make no rush to judgement.

&gt;Same crossposting dragged my Cracker ass over here, and here I stay.

Sorry, you're plain ole white trash, and you're Allowed to stay, as
you well know from reading the FAQ. Of course this doesn't mean you
automatically replace dank as ARK's village idiot, nor does it mean
that the ARK Welcome Wagon will be dropping off clean sheets for you
to wear. You'll probably end up being ignored, like Jorn Barger and
his Barcalounger Theory of Posts.

&gt;Thank yer faggot ass buddy Kevin S. Wilson.

You constantly obsess on other men's asses. NTTAWWT, I guess.

&gt;I have no shiny lures hanging from my lips and I'm resistant to
&gt;killfiles. I'll morph in a second, so once again, thank Kevvie for the
&gt;pestilence he has brought upon your group.

YM &quot;pest&quot; and SWilson's pests usually hump legs for a spell and then
wander off. Except for dank. Write a post with &quot;dank&quot; in it and he'll
respond with a witty &quot;You suck&quot; or a devastating &quot;Fuck you.&quot; Killer
material, just A-one comedy repartee. We just posted ten trolls for
him and he hit all ten. I'll bet he posts an inane follow-up to this.

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#138: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 20:03:31 by Chris McGonnell

On Wed, 10 May 2006 09:58:55 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

&gt;On Tue, 09 May 2006 22:21:51 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Thing is, if you don't like rednecks, hillbillies, racists and bigots,
&gt;&gt;&gt; Why the fuck do you still bother to post to AFB?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Ohhh!,..Ohhh! - I know this one!!
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;To mock and ridicule the shallow end of the gene pool, while
&gt;&gt;simultaneously getting them to show their true colours, while they post
&gt;&gt;nonsense to Usenet?
&gt;
&gt;You, sir, are CORRECT! One minor quibble, though: The denizens of the
&gt;shallow end of the gene pool do indeed post nonsense to the Usernet,
&gt;but they do so carelessly and out of ignorance. As you are well aware,
&gt;I never post nonsense to the Usenet before first checking my facts.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;I doubt most of the posters to alt.food.barbecue self select &quot;rednecks,
&gt;&gt;hillbillies, racists and bigots&quot; as the answer to &quot;How do you describe
&gt;&gt;yourself?&quot;
&gt;
&gt;Your current interlocutor is exactly that dumb. He's described himself
&gt;with all four monikers at one time or another. (We'll pause now while
&gt;he consults dictionary.com.)

I, for one, deny that he's a hillbilly. There are no hills in Tampa,
and just because *some* people are born in the Appalachian Highlands
doesn't automatically enroll them in the &quot;rednecks, racists and
bigots&quot; list. Also &quot;cracker.&quot; The Fucking Moron may be all of the
latter, but I doubt he's the former.

&gt;Many of the rest of them, though, need that litte extree push from the
&gt;end of a pointy stick (f'rinstance, being told that I'm black).

ED MCMAHON: How black are you?

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#139: Kevin S. Wilson promotes FILTH and HARASSMENT!

Posted on 2006-05-10 20:16:01 by JustTheFacts989

Kevin S. Wilson wrote: not much...
Nothing but &quot;Sour Grapes&quot;, but he is well documented as a Usenet PUNK,
Cyber Stalker, etc.

FSS put him up along with the other PUNKS he cites, then they whine!
The lawsuit with AHBL is far from over! They all say we LIBEL, but
never reference an example! Nothing but the TRUTH about the PUNKS!

<a href="http://tinyurl.com/hz8fx" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/hz8fx</a>

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#140: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 21:12:41 by Glenn Knickerbocker

&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; wrote:
&gt; FreeSpeechStore.com (FSS) where free speech costs $4.00 per speech to
&gt; read.

Whoa! And here I was assuming it must just be an address collector for
spammers. &quot;Hey, I'm not getting enough junk e-mail! I'll have to BUY
some more!&quot;

¬R

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#141: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 21:17:02 by Rich Holmes

Chris McGonnell &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; writes:

&gt; It's how he knows to put on his underwear, Doctroid

Ew. Dank is NOT ALLOWED to name his underwear after me.

--
- Doctroid Doctroid Holmes &lt;<a href="http://www.richholmes.net/doctroid/" target="_blank">http://www.richholmes.net/doctroid/</a>&gt;
Ancient use of incendiary pigs as an anti-elephant measure is
disqualified on grounds of pigs not being cows, even when on fire.
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#142: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-10 21:19:56 by Glenn Knickerbocker

&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; wrote:
&gt; Priceless. Absolutely priceless.

My favorite part is the assertion that slavery ended 8 years or more
before the Kansas-Nebraska act. See? The War for Southern Independence
couldn't possibly have been about slavery after all!

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#143: Re: That's not very nice

Posted on 2006-05-10 21:35:55 by Rich Holmes

Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; writes:

&gt; On Wed, 10 May 2006 00:51:25 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;I have no shiny lures hanging from my lips and I'm resistant to
&gt; &gt;killfiles. I'll morph in a second,
&gt;
&gt; Has there ever been a more laughable, impotent threat made on the
&gt; Usernet?
&gt;
&gt; LOOK OUT! GET DOWN! HE HAS A VARIABLE POSTING HANDLE AND HE'S NOT
&gt; AFRAID TO USE IT!!!1!!1!!

TFM so dumb, he think &quot;regular expression&quot; be what you get by taking
magnesium hydroxide 400 mg per 5 ml.

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disqualified on grounds of pigs not being cows, even when on fire.
-- John D Salt

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#144: Re: That's not very nice

Posted on 2006-05-10 21:53:46 by rescyou

On 10 May 2006 15:35:55 -0400, Rich
Holmes&lt;rsholmes+<a href="mailto:usenet&#64;mailbox.syr.edu" target="_blank">usenet&#64;mailbox.syr.edu</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; writes:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On Wed, 10 May 2006 00:51:25 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Harndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;I have no shiny lures hanging from my lips and I'm resistant to
&gt;&gt; &gt;killfiles. I'll morph in a second,
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Has there ever been a more laughable, impotent threat made on the
&gt;&gt; Usernet?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; LOOK OUT! GET DOWN! HE HAS A VARIABLE POSTING HANDLE AND HE'S NOT
&gt;&gt; AFRAID TO USE IT!!!1!!1!!
&gt;
&gt;TFM so dumb, he think &quot;regular expression&quot; be what you get by taking
&gt;magnesium hydroxide 400 mg per 5 ml.

TFB so dumb, he think Morph be the planet Orph was from.

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#145: Re: Kevin S. Wilson promotes FILTH and HARASSMENT!

Posted on 2006-05-10 23:11:31 by madge

On Wed, 10 May 2006 19:16:01 +0100, &lt;<a href="mailto:JustTheFacts989&#64;aol.com" target="_blank">JustTheFacts989&#64;aol.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; Kevin S. Wilson wrote: not much...
&gt; Nothing but &quot;Sour Grapes&quot;, but he is well documented as a Usenet PUNK,
&gt; Cyber Stalker, etc.
&gt;
&gt; FSS put him up along with the other PUNKS he cites, then they whine!
&gt; The lawsuit with AHBL is far from over! They all say we LIBEL, but
&gt; never reference an example! Nothing but the TRUTH about the PUNKS!
&gt;
&gt; <a href="http://tinyurl.com/hz8fx" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/hz8fx</a>
&gt;
&gt; <a href="http://www.co.bexar.tx.us/webapps/html/DKLITDSP02.asp?txtLitIsn=0004066070" target="_blank"> http://www.co.bexar.tx.us/webapps/html/DKLITDSP02.asp?txtLit Isn=0004066070</a>
&gt;
&gt; keywords...
&gt; <a href="mailto:nospamplease2004&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">nospamplease2004&#64;yahoo.com</a> Tedd Shastings Kevin S. Wilson
&lt;slashed remainder of rant due to budget cuts&gt;

He left out the thing about the Cherries and Custard incident.

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#146: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-11 00:16:01 by Chris McGonnell

On 10 May 2006 15:17:02 -0400, Rich Holmes wrote:

&gt;Chris McGonnell &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; writes:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; It's how he knows to put on his underwear, Doctroid
&gt;
&gt;Ew. Dank is NOT ALLOWED to name his underwear after me.

_That_ mental image just curdled my blood! Nice going.

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#147: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-11 00:25:42 by Chuck Simpson

On Sat, 6 May 2006 13:16:44 -0500, Steve Wertz
&lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Sat, 06 May 2006 11:56:39 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; That is, when they're not talking about &quot;Martin Luther Koon, Jr.&quot; A
&gt;&gt; real classy bunch. You should've seen the spittle fly when I trolled
&gt;&gt; them into thinking I was black. It was &quot;nigger this&quot; and &quot;nigger that&quot;
&gt;&gt; for weeks, including impotent threats of physical violence. Good
&gt;&gt; times, good times.
&gt;
&gt;Kevin is to AFB what you folks consider Dan K is to ARK. He's
&gt;takes a licking, but still keeps ticking. He's our honorary
&gt;Village Iditot and punching bag.
&gt;
&gt;-sw

Are you one of those cross posting assholes TFM mentioned in his
posts?

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#148: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-11 00:27:26 by Chuck Simpson

On Sat, 6 May 2006 15:00:11 -0500, Steve Wertz
&lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On 06 May 2006 15:32:44 -0400, Rich Holmes wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Not to mention what passes for spelling and grammar.
&gt;...
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Kevins is stupider than Dank.
&gt;
&gt;Sucks, don't it?
&gt;

TFM?

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#149: Re: Kevin S. Wilson promotes FILTH and HARASSMENT!

Posted on 2006-05-11 00:34:28 by Chris McGonnell

On Wed, 10 May 2006 22:11:31 +0100, madge rote:

&gt;On Wed, 10 May 2006 19:16:01 +0100, &lt;<a href="mailto:JustTheFacts989&#64;aol.com" target="_blank">JustTheFacts989&#64;aol.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Kevin S. Wilson wrote: not much...
&gt;&gt; Nothing but &quot;Sour Grapes&quot;, but he is well documented as a Usenet PUNK,
&gt;&gt; Cyber Stalker, etc.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; FSS put him up along with the other PUNKS he cites, then they whine!
&gt;&gt; The lawsuit with AHBL is far from over! They all say we LIBEL, but
&gt;&gt; never reference an example! Nothing but the TRUTH about the PUNKS!
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; <a href="http://tinyurl.com/hz8fx" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/hz8fx</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; <a href="http://www.co.bexar.tx.us/webapps/html/DKLITDSP02.asp?txtLitIsn=0004066070" target="_blank"> http://www.co.bexar.tx.us/webapps/html/DKLITDSP02.asp?txtLit Isn=0004066070</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; keywords...
&gt;&gt; <a href="mailto:nospamplease2004&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">nospamplease2004&#64;yahoo.com</a> Tedd Shastings Kevin S. Wilson
&gt;&lt;slashed remainder of rant due to budget cuts&gt;
&gt;
&gt;He left out the thing about the Cherries and Custard incident.

Hates SWilson he does! Hates him FOREVER! Yes-s-s-s, precious-s-s-s.

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#150: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-11 02:19:31 by TFM

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:


&gt;&gt;Kevin dragged me here with his continuous crossposting to &quot;my&quot; group.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt; So a considerable lack of self-control is at the root of your
&gt; problems. That explains a number of things.

'Twas no lack of self control, I'm in full control when I reply to an
ARK post *ONLY* to ARK.

Something you seem completely unable to do.

Reckon who's got the lack of self control now, nigger?




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#151: Re: Kevin S Wilson - Pole smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-11 18:38:33 by rescyou

On Wed, 10 May 2006 21:09:22 -0500, Steve Wertz
&lt;<a href="mailto:swertz&#64;cluemail.compost" target="_blank">swertz&#64;cluemail.compost</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;He keeps whining about that &quot;racist&quot;
&gt;thread, then brags to his masturbation group that he was just
&gt;trolling everyone the whole time. He's a very confused person.

You are confused, indeed, Swertz. You're also an intellectually
dishonest, hand-waving, backpedalling putz. Google has the entire
exchange archived, beginning with The Fat Boi's reference to &quot;Martin
Luther Koon, Jr.&quot; and me calling him on it. The rest was just cake,
including trolling you, Fat Boi, and a bunch of other bozos into
thinking I was black.

YWT. YL. HAND.

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#152: Re: Kevin S Wilson - Pole smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-11 18:40:25 by rescyou

On Thu, 11 May 2006 00:02:12 GMT, TFM &lt;<a href="mailto:Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Think about it this way fucker, I'm younger and in better shape. When
&gt;you pass away I'll be there to write your webitaph.

Snork!

Son, your last words are certain to be uttered before mine, and they
shall consist of &quot;Hey! Hold my beer and watch this!&quot;

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#153: Re: Kevin S Wilson - Pole smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-11 18:45:11 by Otto Bahn

&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt;Think about it this way fucker, I'm younger and in better shape. When
&gt;&gt;you pass away I'll be there to write your webitaph.
&gt;
&gt; Snork!
&gt;
&gt; Son, your last words are certain to be uttered before mine, and they
&gt; shall consist of &quot;Hey! Hold my beer and watch this!&quot;

&quot;That's gotta hurt.&quot;

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#154: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-11 18:50:44 by rescyou

On 11 May 2006 03:11:03 GMT, &quot;TeaLady (Mari C.)&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:spressobean&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">spressobean&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;TFM &lt;<a href="mailto:Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote in news:DYu8g.6955$HA2.4400
&gt;@tornado.tampabay.rr.com:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; I'm speaking of you, Kevin. You and your niggardly friends.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Yeah Kevins, you cheap ass bastid - and your cheap ass bastid
&gt;buddies. About time someone pointed out you've been lifting the
&gt;tip offa the table when we cut out.

The peer pressure from my niggardly friends gets to me sometimes. But
that's no excuse. You're right, and you sure do know how to call a
spade a spade.

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#155: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-11 18:51:54 by Otto Bahn

&quot;Chris McGonnell&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt;&gt; Thing is, if you don't like rednecks, hillbillies, racists and bigots,
&gt;&gt;&gt; Why the fuck do you still bother to post to AFB?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Ohhh!,..Ohhh! - I know this one!!
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;To mock and ridicule the shallow end of the gene pool, while
&gt;&gt;simultaneously getting them to show their true colours, while they post
&gt;&gt;nonsense to Usenet?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I doubt most of the posters to alt.food.barbecue self select &quot;rednecks,
&gt;&gt;hillbillies, racists and bigots&quot; as the answer to &quot;How do you describe
&gt;&gt;yourself?&quot;
&gt;
&gt; How 'bout Liberal hillbilly?

Vermont: You can't there from heah.

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#156: Re: Crossposters bow down to obvious rule of AFB over ARK!!!! Kevin S Wilson commits suicide by mas

Posted on 2006-05-11 19:03:23 by rescyou

On Thu, 11 May 2006 00:13:37 GMT, TFM &lt;<a href="mailto:Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;No, I'm not. I'm fully aware that everything I send here (with some
&gt;noted exceptions) will be crossposted to AFB.
&gt;
&gt;Let me say it again slowly, Everybody on that group knows what I am
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And what would that be, exactly?

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#157: Re: Crossposters bow down to obvious rule of AFB over ARK!!!! KevinS Wilson commits suicide by mast

Posted on 2006-05-12 00:36:43 by "H O R Endog"

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt; On Thu, 11 May 2006 00:13:37 GMT, TFM &lt;<a href="mailto:Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;No, I'm not. I'm fully aware that everything I send here (with some
&gt;&gt;noted exceptions) will be crossposted to AFB.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Let me say it again slowly, Everybody on that group knows what I am
&gt;
&gt; ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
&gt; And what would that be, exactly?


I was referring to everyone *human*. That leaves you out and explains
why you don't know.

HAND, Go fuck yerself.



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#158: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 02:23:47 by Chuck Simpson

On Thu, 11 May 2006 10:50:44 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;On 11 May 2006 03:11:03 GMT, &quot;TeaLady (Mari C.)&quot;
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:spressobean&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">spressobean&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;TFM &lt;<a href="mailto:Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote in news:DYu8g.6955$HA2.4400
&gt;&gt;@tornado.tampabay.rr.com:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm speaking of you, Kevin. You and your niggardly friends.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Yeah Kevins, you cheap ass bastid - and your cheap ass bastid
&gt;&gt;buddies. About time someone pointed out you've been lifting the
&gt;&gt;tip offa the table when we cut out.
&gt;
&gt;The peer pressure from my niggardly friends gets to me sometimes. But
&gt;that's no excuse. You're right, and you sure do know how to call a
&gt;spade a spade.

ok, whats a niggardly friend?

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#159: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 03:24:11 by spressobean

Chuck Simpson &lt;<a href="mailto:chuckie&#64;nuckles.com" target="_blank">chuckie&#64;nuckles.com</a>&gt; wrote in
news:<a href="mailto:6bl762d8urtt300j5si06m9o64shctpfpc&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">6bl762d8urtt300j5si06m9o64shctpfpc&#64;4ax.com</a>:

&gt; On Thu, 11 May 2006 10:50:44 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On 11 May 2006 03:11:03 GMT, &quot;TeaLady (Mari C.)&quot;
&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:spressobean&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">spressobean&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;TFM &lt;<a href="mailto:Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote in
&gt;&gt;&gt;news:DYu8g.6955$HA2.4400 @tornado.tampabay.rr.com:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm speaking of you, Kevin. You and your niggardly
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; friends.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Yeah Kevins, you cheap ass bastid - and your cheap ass
&gt;&gt;&gt;bastid buddies. About time someone pointed out you've
&gt;&gt;&gt;been lifting the tip offa the table when we cut out.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;The peer pressure from my niggardly friends gets to me
&gt;&gt;sometimes. But that's no excuse. You're right, and you sure
&gt;&gt;do know how to call a spade a spade.
&gt;
&gt; ok, whats a niggardly friend?

It sure as hell ain't what the fucking moron (tfm) thinks it
is.

You don't read for comprehension so well, do you ? There is a
MAJOR clue above. I mean, it just about reaches out and slaps
you.

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utter negation of human freedom, the denial of equal rights, a
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#160: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 03:41:15 by Bryce Utting

Chuck Simpson &lt;<a href="mailto:chuckie&#64;nuckles.com" target="_blank">chuckie&#64;nuckles.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;The peer pressure from my niggardly friends gets to me sometimes. But
&gt;&gt;that's no excuse. You're right, and you sure do know how to call a
&gt;&gt;spade a spade.
&gt;
&gt; ok, whats a niggardly friend?

one who doesnt share apostrophes.


butting

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#161: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 03:42:31 by Sean Case

In article &lt;<a href="mailto:6bl762d8urtt300j5si06m9o64shctpfpc&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">6bl762d8urtt300j5si06m9o64shctpfpc&#64;4ax.com</a>&gt;,
Chuck Simpson &lt;<a href="mailto:chuckie&#64;nuckles.com" target="_blank">chuckie&#64;nuckles.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; ok, whats a niggardly friend?

25c, same as in town?

Sean Case

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#162: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 04:28:54 by n_cramerSPAM

Chuck Simpson &lt;<a href="mailto:chuckie&#64;nuckles.com" target="_blank">chuckie&#64;nuckles.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; [ . . . ]
&gt; ok, whats a niggardly friend?
&gt;
&quot; What is my single happiness, if I suffer it, niggard-like, to extend no
farther than to myself?&quot;

&quot;He who never trusts, is a niggard of his soul.&quot;

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#163: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 05:52:34 by TMG

<a href="mailto:n_cramerSPAM&#64;pacbell.net" target="_blank">n_cramerSPAM&#64;pacbell.net</a> wrote:
&gt; Chuck Simpson &lt;<a href="mailto:chuckie&#64;nuckles.com" target="_blank">chuckie&#64;nuckles.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;[ . . . ]
&gt;&gt;ok, whats a niggardly friend?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt; &quot; What is my single happiness, if I suffer it, niggard-like, to extend no
&gt; farther than to myself?&quot;

Where the hell did you go to school? You should put attributions in
where they belong.

The first one is Samuel Richardson.

&gt;
&gt; &quot;He who never trusts, is a niggard of his soul.&quot;

I think this one is Mackenzie.

Both of these are pre-19th century sites. If you check the OED, as I
always do before posting non-sense to usenet (wait, I told that wrong),
&quot;Niggard&quot; is &quot;A mean, stingy, or parsimonious person; a miser; one who
grudgingly parts with or expends anything. &quot;

Which is what Kevin meant.

And here again, I'm trolled into writing the expository scenes for
Kevin's slasher movie.

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#164: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 10:57:19 by yougonowdog

TeaLady (Mari C.) wrote:
&gt; Chuck Simpson &lt;<a href="mailto:chuckie&#64;nuckles.com" target="_blank">chuckie&#64;nuckles.com</a>&gt; wrote in
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:6bl762d8urtt300j5si06m9o64shctpfpc&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">6bl762d8urtt300j5si06m9o64shctpfpc&#64;4ax.com</a>:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Thu, 11 May 2006 10:50:44 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;On 11 May 2006 03:11:03 GMT, &quot;TeaLady (Mari C.)&quot;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:spressobean&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">spressobean&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;TFM &lt;<a href="mailto:Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote in
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;news:DYu8g.6955$HA2.4400 @tornado.tampabay.rr.com:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;I'm speaking of you, Kevin. You and your niggardly
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;friends.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Yeah Kevins, you cheap ass bastid - and your cheap ass
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;bastid buddies. About time someone pointed out you've
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;been lifting the tip offa the table when we cut out.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;The peer pressure from my niggardly friends gets to me
&gt;&gt;&gt;sometimes. But that's no excuse. You're right, and you sure
&gt;&gt;&gt;do know how to call a spade a spade.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;ok, whats a niggardly friend?
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; It sure as hell ain't what the fucking moron (tfm) thinks it
&gt; is.

What's your fucking problem? I clearly defined the word once.

Here, I'll do it again - niggardly: scant, meager, very little.

Now go fuck yerself.

&gt;
&gt; You don't read for comprehension so well, do you ? There is a
&gt; MAJOR clue above. I mean, it just about reaches out and slaps
&gt; you.
&gt;


--
TFM®

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#165: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 12:23:34 by John D Salt

TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote in
news:<a href="mailto:KbGdnYSljdkumPnZ4p2dnA&#64;comcast.com" target="_blank">KbGdnYSljdkumPnZ4p2dnA&#64;comcast.com</a>:

[Snips]
&gt; Both of these are pre-19th century sites.

This makes me imagine a woodcut illustration showing highly-
skilled artisans at work cutting HTML tags by hand from top-
quality imported cedar-wood blocks, while in the background
black-faced stokers shovel coal into the furnace of the steam-
powered search engine. A huge brass flywheel dominates the
background, and the caption, written in flowing copperplate,
reads &quot;The Romance of Reticular Navigation&quot;. Further reading
reveals that we are seeing a typical workday at the bustling city
premises of Geo. Mancy &amp; Sons, purveyors of bespoke internetwork
services to the gentry since 1789.

All the best,

John.

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#166: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 12:27:19 by John Schmidt

Bryce Utting wrote:

&gt;&gt;ok, whats a niggardly friend?
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; one who doesnt share apostrophes.

*THUD*

Best! Cafeteria! Style! One! Liner! EVAH!!!!

JS

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#167: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 15:07:06 by dbd

John D Salt &lt;jdsalt_AT_gotadsl.co.uk&gt; wrote:
&gt;TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote in
&gt;&gt; Both of these are pre-19th century sites.
&gt;
&gt;This makes me imagine a woodcut illustration showing highly-
&gt;skilled artisans at work cutting HTML tags by hand from top-
&gt;quality imported cedar-wood blocks, while in the background
&gt;black-faced stokers shovel coal into the furnace of the steam-
&gt;powered search engine. A huge brass flywheel dominates the
&gt;background, and the caption, written in flowing copperplate,
&gt;reads &quot;The Romance of Reticular Navigation&quot;. Further reading
&gt;reveals that we are seeing a typical workday at the bustling city
&gt;premises of Geo. Mancy &amp; Sons, purveyors of bespoke internetwork
&gt;services to the gentry since 1789.

SUBSCIRBE to this steampunk vision! SUBSCIRBE, I say, sir!

Dave &quot;also you realize we're going to have to gently exfoliate and massage
Plorkwort now&quot; DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from <a href="mailto:dbd&#64;vic.com" target="_blank">dbd&#64;vic.com</a> &quot;It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family&quot; - R&amp;P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable&lt;BLINK&gt;
<a href="http://www.vic.com/~dbd/" target="_blank">http://www.vic.com/~dbd/</a> - net.legends FAQ &amp; Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

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#168: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 16:54:27 by Otto Bahn

&quot;David DeLaney&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dbd&#64;gatekeeper.vic.com" target="_blank">dbd&#64;gatekeeper.vic.com</a>&gt; wrote

&gt; Dave &quot;also you realize we're going to have to gently exfoliate and massage
&gt; Plorkwort now&quot; DeLaney

&quot;Tonto get angry. More of that 'we' stuff. Lone Ranger need
to remember what 'lone' means.&quot;

--oTTo--

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#169: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 17:05:46 by John D Salt

<a href="mailto:dbd&#64;gatekeeper.vic.com" target="_blank">dbd&#64;gatekeeper.vic.com</a> (David DeLaney) wrote in
news:<a href="mailto:slrne695qk.n0f.dbd&#64;gatekeeper.vic.com" target="_blank">slrne695qk.n0f.dbd&#64;gatekeeper.vic.com</a>:

[Snips]
&gt; Dave &quot;also you realize we're going to have to gently
&gt; exfoliate and massage Plorkwort now&quot; DeLaney

Exfoliate? What, like with Agent Orange?

I'm not entirely convinced she'd enjoy that.

Chocklit may be safer.

All the best,

John.

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#170: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 17:21:49 by rescyou

On Thu, 11 May 2006 19:23:47 -0500, Chuck Simpson
&lt;<a href="mailto:chuckie&#64;nuckles.com" target="_blank">chuckie&#64;nuckles.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Thu, 11 May 2006 10:50:44 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On 11 May 2006 03:11:03 GMT, &quot;TeaLady (Mari C.)&quot;
&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:spressobean&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">spressobean&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;TFM &lt;<a href="mailto:Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote in news:DYu8g.6955$HA2.4400
&gt;&gt;&gt;@tornado.tampabay.rr.com:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm speaking of you, Kevin. You and your niggardly friends.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Yeah Kevins, you cheap ass bastid - and your cheap ass bastid
&gt;&gt;&gt;buddies. About time someone pointed out you've been lifting the
&gt;&gt;&gt;tip offa the table when we cut out.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;The peer pressure from my niggardly friends gets to me sometimes. But
&gt;&gt;that's no excuse. You're right, and you sure do know how to call a
&gt;&gt;spade a spade.
&gt;
&gt;ok, whats a niggardly friend?
&gt;
You should ask The Fat Boi. He recently looked the word up, right
after he got the smack-down for using it incorrectly.

Glaringly incorrectly, I might add. Amusingly so.

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#171: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 17:25:33 by Adam Funk

On 2006-05-12, John D Salt &lt;jdsalt_AT_gotadsl.co.uk&gt; wrote:

&gt; This makes me imagine a woodcut illustration showing highly-
&gt; skilled artisans at work cutting HTML tags by hand from top-
&gt; quality imported cedar-wood blocks, while in the background
&gt; black-faced stokers shovel coal into the furnace of the steam-
&gt; powered search engine. A huge brass flywheel dominates the
&gt; background, and the caption, written in flowing copperplate,
&gt; reads &quot;The Romance of Reticular Navigation&quot;. Further reading
&gt; reveals that we are seeing a typical workday at the bustling city
&gt; premises of Geo. Mancy &amp; Sons, purveyors of bespoke internetwork
&gt; services to the gentry since 1789.

In the good old days, there was no blink tag.

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#172: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 17:31:43 by rescyou

On Fri, 12 May 2006 08:57:19 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:yougonowdog&#64;yonder.com" target="_blank">yougonowdog&#64;yonder.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;TeaLady (Mari C.) wrote:
&gt;&gt; Chuck Simpson &lt;<a href="mailto:chuckie&#64;nuckles.com" target="_blank">chuckie&#64;nuckles.com</a>&gt; wrote in
&gt;&gt; news:<a href="mailto:6bl762d8urtt300j5si06m9o64shctpfpc&#64;4ax.com" target="_blank">6bl762d8urtt300j5si06m9o64shctpfpc&#64;4ax.com</a>:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;On Thu, 11 May 2006 10:50:44 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On 11 May 2006 03:11:03 GMT, &quot;TeaLady (Mari C.)&quot;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:spressobean&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">spressobean&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;TFM &lt;<a href="mailto:Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com" target="_blank">Horndawg&#64;tompabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote in
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;news:DYu8g.6955$HA2.4400 @tornado.tampabay.rr.com:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;I'm speaking of you, Kevin. You and your niggardly
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;friends.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Yeah Kevins, you cheap ass bastid - and your cheap ass
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;bastid buddies. About time someone pointed out you've
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;been lifting the tip offa the table when we cut out.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;The peer pressure from my niggardly friends gets to me
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;sometimes. But that's no excuse. You're right, and you sure
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;do know how to call a spade a spade.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;ok, whats a niggardly friend?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; It sure as hell ain't what the fucking moron (tfm) thinks it
&gt;&gt; is.
&gt;
&gt;What's your fucking problem? I clearly defined the word once.
&gt;
&gt;Here, I'll do it again - niggardly: scant, meager, very little.

That's right; you did define it once. I guess what has TeaLady (and
others) confused here is how &quot;niggardly&quot; fits into the context of what
you were responding to. To clear up the confusion, let's start with
some basic questions:

1. When you say &quot;my niggardly friends,&quot; to whom are you referring?

2. In what respect do you find them to be scant, meager, or very
little?

3. On what basis do you draw this conclusion?

Now that we know that you used the word in its correct meaning, I
guess what we're wondering is: &quot;What's your point?&quot;

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#173: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 18:24:11 by dbd

John D Salt &lt;jdsalt_AT_gotadsl.co.uk&gt; wrote:
&gt;<a href="mailto:dbd&#64;gatekeeper.vic.com" target="_blank">dbd&#64;gatekeeper.vic.com</a> (David DeLaney) wrote in
&gt;[Snips]
&gt;&gt; Dave &quot;also you realize we're going to have to gently
&gt;&gt; exfoliate and massage Plorkwort now&quot; DeLaney
&gt;
&gt;Exfoliate? What, like with Agent Orange?
&gt;
&gt;I'm not entirely convinced she'd enjoy that.
&gt;
&gt;Chocklit may be safer.

Enchoculate rather than exfoliate: check.

Dave &quot;always after she lucky charms&quot; DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from <a href="mailto:dbd&#64;vic.com" target="_blank">dbd&#64;vic.com</a> &quot;It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family&quot; - R&amp;P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable&lt;BLINK&gt;
<a href="http://www.vic.com/~dbd/" target="_blank">http://www.vic.com/~dbd/</a> - net.legends FAQ &amp; Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

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#174: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 18:25:01 by dbd

Adam Funk &lt;<a href="mailto:a24061&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">a24061&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;John D Salt &lt;jdsalt_AT_gotadsl.co.uk&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt; This makes me imagine a woodcut illustration showing highly-
&gt;&gt; skilled artisans at work cutting HTML tags by hand from top-
&gt;&gt; quality imported cedar-wood blocks, while in the background
&gt;&gt; black-faced stokers shovel coal into the furnace of the steam-
&gt;&gt; powered search engine. A huge brass flywheel dominates the
&gt;&gt; background, and the caption, written in flowing copperplate,
&gt;&gt; reads &quot;The Romance of Reticular Navigation&quot;. Further reading
&gt;&gt; reveals that we are seeing a typical workday at the bustling city
&gt;&gt; premises of Geo. Mancy &amp; Sons, purveyors of bespoke internetwork
&gt;&gt; services to the gentry since 1789.
&gt;
&gt;In the good old days, there was no blink tag.

Nonsense, what did you think MADE them good?

Dave &quot;inducing epileptic mentalities since 1993&quot; DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from <a href="mailto:dbd&#64;vic.com" target="_blank">dbd&#64;vic.com</a> &quot;It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family&quot; - R&amp;P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable&lt;BLINK&gt;
<a href="http://www.vic.com/~dbd/" target="_blank">http://www.vic.com/~dbd/</a> - net.legends FAQ &amp; Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

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#175: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 18:49:35 by Chris McGonnell

On Thu, 11 May 2006 12:51:54 -0400, Otto Bahn wrote:

&gt;&quot;Chris McGonnell&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Thing is, if you don't like rednecks, hillbillies, racists and bigots,
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Why the fuck do you still bother to post to AFB?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Ohhh!,..Ohhh! - I know this one!!
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;To mock and ridicule the shallow end of the gene pool, while
&gt;&gt;&gt;simultaneously getting them to show their true colours, while they post
&gt;&gt;&gt;nonsense to Usenet?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;I doubt most of the posters to alt.food.barbecue self select &quot;rednecks,
&gt;&gt;&gt;hillbillies, racists and bigots&quot; as the answer to &quot;How do you describe
&gt;&gt;&gt;yourself?&quot;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; How 'bout Liberal hillbilly?
&gt;
&gt;Vermont: You can't there from heah.

Ayup, but at least I ain't lost!

--
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Harming humanity since 1951.
&quot;What do you expect from a bunch of kiwi smoking sheep herders?&quot; --
oTTo


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#176: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 18:52:03 by Chris McGonnell

On Fri, 12 May 2006 06:27:19 -0400, John Schmidt wrote:

&gt;Bryce Utting wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;ok, whats a niggardly friend?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; one who doesnt share apostrophes.
&gt;
&gt;*THUD*
&gt;
&gt;Best! Cafeteria! Style! One! Liner! EVAH!!!!

Oh, I thought it was the latest Terry Pratchett book.


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#177: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 19:02:09 by Chris McGonnell

On Fri, 12 May 2006 05:23:34 -0500, John D Salt wrote:

&gt;TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote in
&gt;news:<a href="mailto:KbGdnYSljdkumPnZ4p2dnA&#64;comcast.com" target="_blank">KbGdnYSljdkumPnZ4p2dnA&#64;comcast.com</a>:
&gt;
&gt;[Snips]
&gt;&gt; Both of these are pre-19th century sites.
&gt;
&gt;This makes me imagine a woodcut illustration showing highly-
&gt;skilled artisans at work cutting HTML tags by hand from top-
&gt;quality imported cedar-wood blocks, while in the background
&gt;black-faced stokers shovel coal into the furnace of the steam-
&gt;powered search engine. A huge brass flywheel dominates the
&gt;background, and the caption, written in flowing copperplate,
&gt;reads &quot;The Romance of Reticular Navigation&quot;. Further reading
&gt;reveals that we are seeing a typical workday at the bustling city
&gt;premises of Geo. Mancy &amp; Sons, purveyors of bespoke internetwork
&gt;services to the gentry since 1789.

Dear Sir:

If I ever win my imaginary lawsuit to make Dave DeLaney Queen of
Engerland, I believe you should be promoted to Lord Chamberlain or
Grand High Poobah of Misinformation.

Yours,

Charles Stuart XI
Pretender to the Throne

--
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Harming humanity since 1951.
&quot;What do you expect from a bunch of kiwi smoking sheep herders?&quot; --
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#178: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-12 21:27:17 by Adam Funk

On 2006-05-12, David DeLaney &lt;<a href="mailto:dbd&#64;gatekeeper.vic.com" target="_blank">dbd&#64;gatekeeper.vic.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; Adam Funk &lt;<a href="mailto:a24061&#64;yahoo.com" target="_blank">a24061&#64;yahoo.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;John D Salt &lt;jdsalt_AT_gotadsl.co.uk&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; This makes me imagine a woodcut illustration showing highly-
&gt;&gt;&gt; skilled artisans at work cutting HTML tags by hand from top-
&gt;&gt;&gt; quality imported cedar-wood blocks, while in the background
&gt;&gt;&gt; black-faced stokers shovel coal into the furnace of the steam-
&gt;&gt;&gt; powered search engine. A huge brass flywheel dominates the
&gt;&gt;&gt; background, and the caption, written in flowing copperplate,
&gt;&gt;&gt; reads &quot;The Romance of Reticular Navigation&quot;. Further reading
&gt;&gt;&gt; reveals that we are seeing a typical workday at the bustling city
&gt;&gt;&gt; premises of Geo. Mancy &amp; Sons, purveyors of bespoke internetwork
&gt;&gt;&gt; services to the gentry since 1789.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;In the good old days, there was no blink tag.
&gt;
&gt; Nonsense, what did you think MADE them good?
&gt;
&gt; Dave &quot;inducing epileptic mentalities since 1793&quot; DeLaney

IFYSFY.

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#179: Re: Alton Brown smoker without electricity?

Posted on 2006-05-13 01:25:52 by TMG

John D Salt wrote:
&gt; TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote in
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:KbGdnYSljdkumPnZ4p2dnA&#64;comcast.com" target="_blank">KbGdnYSljdkumPnZ4p2dnA&#64;comcast.com</a>:
&gt;
&gt; [Snips]
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Both of these are pre-19th century sites.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; This makes me imagine a woodcut illustration showing highly-
&gt; skilled artisans at work cutting HTML tags by hand from top-
&gt; quality imported cedar-wood blocks, while in the background
&gt; black-faced stokers shovel coal into the furnace of the steam-
&gt; powered search engine. A huge brass flywheel dominates the
&gt; background, and the caption, written in flowing copperplate,
&gt; reads &quot;The Romance of Reticular Navigation&quot;. Further reading
&gt; reveals that we are seeing a typical workday at the bustling city
&gt; premises of Geo. Mancy &amp; Sons, purveyors of bespoke internetwork
&gt; services to the gentry since 1789.
&gt;
&gt; All the best,
&gt;
&gt; John.

My, my,..such an esteemed catch. Alas, my permit isn't valid in Wales,
and back he goes.

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#180: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 04:22:10 by TMG

TFM® wrote:

&gt; I'll still hang out here so the rest of you can enjoy me.

Man, it just doesn't get better than this.

It doesn't seem to grok that, unless it posts, we need to jab at each
other. Not that its limp attempts will prevent that - as is the custom
in this part of the usernet.

Does anyone from bbqland know what this TFM does for a living? I know
I'm making an assumption here, but let's expand the permissible answer
set to include &quot;on the dole&quot;.

That being written, he seems to be putting possum on a plate. How?

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#181: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 04:26:58 by rescyou

On Fri, 12 May 2006 22:22:10 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;Does anyone from bbqland know what this TFM does for a living? I know
&gt;I'm making an assumption here, but let's expand the permissible answer
&gt;set to include &quot;on the dole&quot;.

He swings a hammer. But since he lives in Florida, and therefore can't
use winter as an excuse, how does he manage to live off of
unemployment for 6 months out of every year? I'd bet dollars to
doughnuts that he does.

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#182: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 04:36:52 by TMG

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt; On Fri, 12 May 2006 22:22:10 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Does anyone from bbqland know what this TFM does for a living? I know
&gt;&gt;I'm making an assumption here, but let's expand the permissible answer
&gt;&gt;set to include &quot;on the dole&quot;.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; He swings a hammer.

Nothing wrong with that - good honest work; if it's done as, good honest
work.

&gt; But since he lives in Florida, and therefore can't
&gt; use winter as an excuse, how does he manage to live off of
&gt; unemployment for 6 months out of every year?

Maybe he winters in Vermont.

&gt; I'd bet dollars to
&gt; doughnuts that he does.

I've gotten to the point in life that I'd equally take either the
dollars or donuts.

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#183: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 04:40:41 by rescyou

On Fri, 12 May 2006 22:22:10 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; I'll still hang out here so the rest of you can enjoy me.
&gt;
&gt;Man, it just doesn't get better than this.
&gt;
&gt;It doesn't seem to grok that, unless it posts, we need to jab at each
&gt;other. Not that its limp attempts will prevent that - as is the custom
&gt;in this part of the usernet.
&gt;
&gt;Does anyone from bbqland know what this TFM does for a living? I know
&gt;I'm making an assumption here, but let's expand the permissible answer
&gt;set to include &quot;on the dole&quot;.
&gt;
&gt;That being written, he seems to be putting possum on a plate. How?

Ask his wife.

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#184: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 05:34:33 by TMG

TFM® wrote:

&gt; I frame multi-million dollar homes.

Like I previously said - nothing wrong with that. Good, honest (if you
do it that way) handwork.
&gt;
&gt; You know, the shit you dream of yet can never attain.

Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;
&gt; That's a pretty good crosspost troll BTW, but I shan't further it.

And yet, you did. Go figure.

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#185: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 13:24:50 by kilikini

&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:6rga62d8sgki3l96qm0igiqd68aghags6b&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">6rga62d8sgki3l96qm0igiqd68aghags6b&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; On Fri, 12 May 2006 22:22:10 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Does anyone from bbqland know what this TFM does for a living? I know
&gt; &gt;I'm making an assumption here, but let's expand the permissible answer
&gt; &gt;set to include &quot;on the dole&quot;.
&gt;
&gt; He swings a hammer. But since he lives in Florida, and therefore can't
&gt; use winter as an excuse, how does he manage to live off of
&gt; unemployment for 6 months out of every year? I'd bet dollars to
&gt; doughnuts that he does.

Unemployment? That man works hard all year in the hot summer sun, 100
degrees up to, sometimes, 100% humidity, and he sweats. I don't have a job
and he supports me. He's a hard working man.

kili

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#186: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 13:25:22 by kilikini

&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:noha62ddvi7ou7cuiu94fc23sm4318bu14&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">noha62ddvi7ou7cuiu94fc23sm4318bu14&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; On Fri, 12 May 2006 22:22:10 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; I'll still hang out here so the rest of you can enjoy me.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Man, it just doesn't get better than this.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;It doesn't seem to grok that, unless it posts, we need to jab at each
&gt; &gt;other. Not that its limp attempts will prevent that - as is the custom
&gt; &gt;in this part of the usernet.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Does anyone from bbqland know what this TFM does for a living? I know
&gt; &gt;I'm making an assumption here, but let's expand the permissible answer
&gt; &gt;set to include &quot;on the dole&quot;.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;That being written, he seems to be putting possum on a plate. How?
&gt;
&gt; Ask his wife.

Read my above reply.

kili

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#187: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 13:48:16 by Barbara

On Sat, 13 May 2006 11:24:50 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;
&gt;&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;news:<a href="mailto:6rga62d8sgki3l96qm0igiqd68aghags6b&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">6rga62d8sgki3l96qm0igiqd68aghags6b&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; On Fri, 12 May 2006 22:22:10 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Does anyone from bbqland know what this TFM does for a living? I know
&gt;&gt; &gt;I'm making an assumption here, but let's expand the permissible answer
&gt;&gt; &gt;set to include &quot;on the dole&quot;.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; He swings a hammer. But since he lives in Florida, and therefore can't
&gt;&gt; use winter as an excuse, how does he manage to live off of
&gt;&gt; unemployment for 6 months out of every year? I'd bet dollars to
&gt;&gt; doughnuts that he does.
&gt;
&gt;Unemployment? That man works hard all year in the hot summer sun, 100
&gt;degrees up to, sometimes, 100% humidity, and he sweats. I don't have a job
&gt;and he supports me. He's a hard working man.

He said he was retired and spends most of the the day hanging around
the house. So who is the liar: you or him? Or both?

BW

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#188: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 13:56:51 by dbd

kilikini &lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt; On Sat, 13 May 2006 11:24:50 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; On Fri, 12 May 2006 22:22:10 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Does anyone from bbqland know what this TFM does for a living? I know
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;I'm making an assumption here, but let's expand the permissible answer
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;set to include &quot;on the dole&quot;.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; He swings a hammer. But since he lives in Florida, and therefore can't
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; use winter as an excuse, how does he manage to live off of
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; unemployment for 6 months out of every year? I'd bet dollars to
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; doughnuts that he does.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Unemployment? That man works hard all year in the hot summer sun, 100
&gt;&gt; &gt;degrees up to, sometimes, 100% humidity, and he sweats. I don't have a job
&gt;&gt; &gt;and he supports me. He's a hard working man.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; He said he was retired and spends most of the the day hanging around
&gt;&gt; the house. So who is the liar: you or him? Or both?
&gt;
&gt;He's pulling your leg. He's only 40 years old, I'm 38.

_And_ he's suddenly turned on Dank, too. He's -got- a senseahuma, and
apparently has some intelligence to go with it ... but he's also got those
many posts Kevins got unhappied about (which I quite understand, given their
content) and bursts into ordinary profanity at odd moments. Unfortunately,
even if everything he posted here (and there) from now on showed only the
humor and intelligence, he'd still have the older stuff there, and would have
had many others' opinions of him already formed based partly on it... Usenet
as your Permanent Record: discuss.

Dave &quot;plz do not attempt to groupsgoogle me, people have drowned under the
flood&quot; DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from <a href="mailto:dbd&#64;vic.com" target="_blank">dbd&#64;vic.com</a> &quot;It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family&quot; - R&amp;P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable&lt;BLINK&gt;
<a href="http://www.vic.com/~dbd/" target="_blank">http://www.vic.com/~dbd/</a> - net.legends FAQ &amp; Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

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#189: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 14:14:50 by kilikini

&lt;<a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:4jhb625vrvsm35ffbfa6ocok93d1a2end6&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">4jhb625vrvsm35ffbfa6ocok93d1a2end6&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; On Sat, 13 May 2006 11:24:50 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; &gt;news:<a href="mailto:6rga62d8sgki3l96qm0igiqd68aghags6b&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">6rga62d8sgki3l96qm0igiqd68aghags6b&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; &gt;&gt; On Fri, 12 May 2006 22:22:10 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Does anyone from bbqland know what this TFM does for a living? I know
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;I'm making an assumption here, but let's expand the permissible answer
&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;set to include &quot;on the dole&quot;.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt; He swings a hammer. But since he lives in Florida, and therefore can't
&gt; &gt;&gt; use winter as an excuse, how does he manage to live off of
&gt; &gt;&gt; unemployment for 6 months out of every year? I'd bet dollars to
&gt; &gt;&gt; doughnuts that he does.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Unemployment? That man works hard all year in the hot summer sun, 100
&gt; &gt;degrees up to, sometimes, 100% humidity, and he sweats. I don't have a
job
&gt; &gt;and he supports me. He's a hard working man.
&gt;
&gt; He said he was retired and spends most of the the day hanging around
&gt; the house. So who is the liar: you or him? Or both?
&gt;
&gt; BW

He's pulling your leg. He's only 40 years old, I'm 38.

kili

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#190: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 14:39:13 by Barbara

On Sat, 13 May 2006 12:14:50 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;news:<a href="mailto:4jhb625vrvsm35ffbfa6ocok93d1a2end6&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">4jhb625vrvsm35ffbfa6ocok93d1a2end6&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; On Sat, 13 May 2006 11:24:50 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt; &gt;news:<a href="mailto:6rga62d8sgki3l96qm0igiqd68aghags6b&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">6rga62d8sgki3l96qm0igiqd68aghags6b&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; On Fri, 12 May 2006 22:22:10 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Does anyone from bbqland know what this TFM does for a living? I know
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;I'm making an assumption here, but let's expand the permissible answer
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;set to include &quot;on the dole&quot;.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; He swings a hammer. But since he lives in Florida, and therefore can't
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; use winter as an excuse, how does he manage to live off of
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; unemployment for 6 months out of every year? I'd bet dollars to
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; doughnuts that he does.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Unemployment? That man works hard all year in the hot summer sun, 100
&gt;&gt; &gt;degrees up to, sometimes, 100% humidity, and he sweats. I don't have a
&gt;job
&gt;&gt; &gt;and he supports me. He's a hard working man.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; He said he was retired and spends most of the the day hanging around
&gt;&gt; the house. So who is the liar: you or him? Or both?
&gt;
&gt;He's pulling your leg. He's only 40 years old, I'm 38.

So even his wife freely admits, in public, that he is a liar. I guess
you don't have much respect for him.

Is he lying about being fat too? Or is it because he's fat that he
envies those who are &quot;scant&quot; and &quot;meager&quot;?

BW

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#191: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 15:38:36 by TMG

TFM® wrote:
&gt; TMG wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;&gt; when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Were it not for the (ahem) humble framers, you mechanical bitches would
&gt; have nowhere to work.

So the guys that do the site work and poor the slab are your god.

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#192: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 15:45:57 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 11:25:22 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;
&gt;&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;news:<a href="mailto:noha62ddvi7ou7cuiu94fc23sm4318bu14&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">noha62ddvi7ou7cuiu94fc23sm4318bu14&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; On Fri, 12 May 2006 22:22:10 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; I'll still hang out here so the rest of you can enjoy me.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Man, it just doesn't get better than this.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;It doesn't seem to grok that, unless it posts, we need to jab at each
&gt;&gt; &gt;other. Not that its limp attempts will prevent that - as is the custom
&gt;&gt; &gt;in this part of the usernet.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Does anyone from bbqland know what this TFM does for a living? I know
&gt;&gt; &gt;I'm making an assumption here, but let's expand the permissible answer
&gt;&gt; &gt;set to include &quot;on the dole&quot;.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;That being written, he seems to be putting possum on a plate. How?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Ask his wife.
&gt;
&gt;Read my above reply.
&gt;
WHOOSH!

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#193: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 15:46:59 by Big Jim

&quot;TMG&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:wqGdnfGcCqQBffjZRVn-iA&#64;comcast.com..." target="_blank">wqGdnfGcCqQBffjZRVn-iA&#64;comcast.com...</a>
&gt; TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt; TMG wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;&gt;&gt; when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Were it not for the (ahem) humble framers, you mechanical bitches would
&gt;&gt; have nowhere to work.
&gt;
&gt; So the guys that do the site work and poor the slab are your god.

So tell us TMG. How do you &quot;poor a slab&quot; Take it's money away from it?&lt;g&gt;
--
James A. &quot;Big Jim&quot; Whitten
<a href="mailto:bigjim&#64;wildblue.net" target="_blank">bigjim&#64;wildblue.net</a>
www.lazyq.com

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#194: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 15:50:21 by Barbara

On Sat, 13 May 2006 13:34:59 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Okay, you win, I'm done. TFM® may continue to poke you with a pointy stick
&gt;as long as he wants; I just don't want to read it.

Smart choice, since you appear not to understand what is really going
on here.

&gt;I actually love my
&gt;husband, yes it's true. So, bring on the war.......

It's not a war.

&gt;obviously you have
&gt;nothing better to do.

Obviously you have a stick up your butt.

See how &quot;obviously&quot; is just one of those words people throw around to
try to make themselves look superior?

In case you need things spelled out: I don't really know whether or
not you have a stick up your butt--and you really don't know what
things other people have to do with their time.

&gt;Meanwhile, I'm going to make breakfast and then I may
&gt;pull some weeds in my yard. I think this group needs to pull a few weeds,
&gt;too.

You really do have a mommy complex. Or maybe it's a Mother Superior
complex? Were you educated by nuns? Self-righteousness is such an
ugly trait.

BW

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#195: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 15:52:58 by TMG

Big Jim wrote:
&gt; &quot;TMG&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:<a href="mailto:wqGdnfGcCqQBffjZRVn-iA&#64;comcast.com..." target="_blank">wqGdnfGcCqQBffjZRVn-iA&#64;comcast.com...</a>
&gt;
&gt;&gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;TMG wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Were it not for the (ahem) humble framers, you mechanical bitches would
&gt;&gt;&gt;have nowhere to work.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;So the guys that do the site work and poor the slab are your god.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; So tell us TMG. How do you &quot;poor a slab&quot; Take it's money away from it?&lt;g&gt;


Man, that was easier than I thought. It took only a couple of minutes to
catch this one.

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#196: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 15:54:52 by Barbara

On Sat, 13 May 2006 09:46:59 -0400, &quot;Big Jim&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bigjim&#64;wildblue.net" target="_blank">bigjim&#64;wildblue.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;
&gt;&quot;TMG&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;news:<a href="mailto:wqGdnfGcCqQBffjZRVn-iA&#64;comcast.com..." target="_blank">wqGdnfGcCqQBffjZRVn-iA&#64;comcast.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; TMG wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Were it not for the (ahem) humble framers, you mechanical bitches would
&gt;&gt;&gt; have nowhere to work.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; So the guys that do the site work and poor the slab are your god.
&gt;
&gt;So tell us TMG. How do you &quot;poor a slab&quot; Take it's money away from it?&lt;g&gt;

He's trying to talk the way he thinks a &quot;nigger&quot; would talk. You
know, that street slang, like &quot;bling-bling&quot; and &quot;homey&quot; and &quot;linux.&quot;

BW

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#197: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 16:03:18 by rescyou

On 13 May 2006 07:56:51 -0400, <a href="mailto:dbd&#64;gatekeeper.vic.com" target="_blank">dbd&#64;gatekeeper.vic.com</a> (David DeLaney)
wrote:

&gt;kilikini &lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;&gt; On Sat, 13 May 2006 11:24:50 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; On Fri, 12 May 2006 22:22:10 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;Does anyone from bbqland know what this TFM does for a living? I know
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;I'm making an assumption here, but let's expand the permissible answer
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;set to include &quot;on the dole&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; He swings a hammer. But since he lives in Florida, and therefore can't
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; use winter as an excuse, how does he manage to live off of
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; unemployment for 6 months out of every year? I'd bet dollars to
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; doughnuts that he does.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;Unemployment? That man works hard all year in the hot summer sun, 100
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;degrees up to, sometimes, 100% humidity, and he sweats. I don't have a job
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;and he supports me. He's a hard working man.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; He said he was retired and spends most of the the day hanging around
&gt;&gt;&gt; the house. So who is the liar: you or him? Or both?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;He's pulling your leg. He's only 40 years old, I'm 38.
&gt;
&gt;_And_ he's suddenly turned on Dank, too. He's -got- a senseahuma, and
&gt;apparently has some intelligence to go with it ... but he's also got those
&gt;many posts Kevins got unhappied about (which I quite understand, given their
&gt;content) and bursts into ordinary profanity at odd moments. Unfortunately,
&gt;even if everything he posted here (and there) from now on showed only the
&gt;humor and intelligence, he'd still have the older stuff there,

The &quot;older stuff&quot; never went away. You might've noticed his posts
recently have been liberally laced with &quot;nigger&quot; this and &quot;nigger&quot;
that. He never really stops spewing the racist bile; it just fades out
from time to time, I imagine whenever he runs low on money for liquor.
Oh, and he's been taking great pains lately to keep his racist bile
out of alt.food.barbecue. I don't know why he bothers. He seems to
have plenty of supporters among the like-minded people there. Hell,
some of them even invite him to dinner.

I know. Ewww!

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#198: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 16:05:48 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 09:38:36 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt; TMG wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;&gt;&gt; when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Were it not for the (ahem) humble framers, you mechanical bitches would
&gt;&gt; have nowhere to work.
&gt;
&gt;So the guys that do the site work and poor the slab are your god.

True, by his logic. I'm still baffled as to how he concluded that you
are a plumber or electrician.

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#199: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 16:24:37 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 13:49:28 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;
&gt;&quot;Big Jim&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bigjim&#64;wildblue.net" target="_blank">bigjim&#64;wildblue.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;news:4465e354$0$13625$<a href="mailto:88260bb3&#64;news-taz.teranews.com..." target="_blank">88260bb3&#64;news-taz.teranews.com...</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &quot;TMG&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt; news:<a href="mailto:wqGdnfGcCqQBffjZRVn-iA&#64;comcast.com..." target="_blank">wqGdnfGcCqQBffjZRVn-iA&#64;comcast.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; &gt; TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; TMG wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Were it not for the (ahem) humble framers, you mechanical bitches would
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; have nowhere to work.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt; So the guys that do the site work and poor the slab are your god.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; So tell us TMG. How do you &quot;poor a slab&quot; Take it's money away from it?&lt;g&gt;
&gt;&gt; --
&gt;
&gt;Ha, you tell 'em Jim.

Yeah, a devestating spelling flame, followed by a ham-handed attempt
at humor that relies on violently wrenching the English language so
that a noun/adjective becomes a verb. I'll bet TMG is sobbing like a
scared schoolgirl right about now.

&gt;I'm tired of dealing with these fuckers from ARK.

There's no gun to your head, I assume.

&gt;I've said my piece, they flamed me and now I've got them on my back.

Let's see if you can work backward a bit further in your causal
analysis. To begin, I suggest googling on one of your morphing
husband's handles and the word &quot;nigger.&quot; Throw &quot;koon&quot; in there, too,
if you think it might help.

&gt;Is this their sole purpose in life?

You mean like a spiritual sea-dwelling mammal?

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#200: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 16:26:42 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 09:54:52 -0400, <a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:

&gt;On Sat, 13 May 2006 09:46:59 -0400, &quot;Big Jim&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bigjim&#64;wildblue.net" target="_blank">bigjim&#64;wildblue.net</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;TMG&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;news:<a href="mailto:wqGdnfGcCqQBffjZRVn-iA&#64;comcast.com..." target="_blank">wqGdnfGcCqQBffjZRVn-iA&#64;comcast.com...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt; TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; TMG wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Were it not for the (ahem) humble framers, you mechanical bitches would
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; have nowhere to work.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; So the guys that do the site work and poor the slab are your god.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;So tell us TMG. How do you &quot;poor a slab&quot; Take it's money away from it?&lt;g&gt;
&gt;
&gt;He's trying to talk the way he thinks a &quot;nigger&quot; would talk. You
&gt;know, that street slang, like &quot;bling-bling&quot; and &quot;homey&quot; and &quot;linux.&quot;
&gt;
Don't forget &quot;crunk,&quot; &quot;shi-zizzle,&quot; and &quot;inculcate.&quot;

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#201: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 16:36:39 by Barbara

On Sat, 13 May 2006 08:24:37 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;On Sat, 13 May 2006 13:49:28 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;Big Jim&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bigjim&#64;wildblue.net" target="_blank">bigjim&#64;wildblue.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;news:4465e354$0$13625$<a href="mailto:88260bb3&#64;news-taz.teranews.com..." target="_blank">88260bb3&#64;news-taz.teranews.com...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &quot;TMG&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;&gt; news:<a href="mailto:wqGdnfGcCqQBffjZRVn-iA&#64;comcast.com..." target="_blank">wqGdnfGcCqQBffjZRVn-iA&#64;comcast.com...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; TMG wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; Were it not for the (ahem) humble framers, you mechanical bitches would
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; have nowhere to work.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; So the guys that do the site work and poor the slab are your god.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; So tell us TMG. How do you &quot;poor a slab&quot; Take it's money away from it?&lt;g&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; --
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Ha, you tell 'em Jim.
&gt;
&gt;Yeah, a devestating spelling flame, followed by a ham-handed attempt
&gt;at humor that relies on violently wrenching the English language so
&gt;that a noun/adjective becomes a verb. I'll bet TMG is sobbing like a
&gt;scared schoolgirl right about now.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;I'm tired of dealing with these fuckers from ARK.
&gt;
&gt;There's no gun to your head, I assume.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;I've said my piece, they flamed me and now I've got them on my back.

Is she still whining? I thought she was going to go make breakfast
and work in the yard. She even implied that she had better things to
do than post, while other people did not. Yet she continued to post.
I don't suppose she would see the humor in that.

Free clue #1 for kili: Usenet is a two-way communication medium. When
you post something, other people may respond. If you respond to them,
they may respond to you. It's as stupid to say someone is &quot;on your
back&quot; as it would be to say that you are &quot;on their back&quot; when you
respond to them.

Free clue #2: Disagreeing with you is not &quot;flaming.&quot; Pointing out
errors of logic in your posts is not &quot;flaming.&quot; Suggesting that you
let your husband post as he pleases without your interference is not
&quot;flaming.&quot;

Free clue #3: Telling people they obviously have nothing better to do
and *you* are going to go do something &quot;better&quot;--and then continuing
to stay here and post might be seen by some as hypocritical. Not that
you necessarily are. Maybe you're just addicted to having the last
word and being seen as &quot;right.&quot; I'm just telling you what other
people might think, which you seem to care so deeply about when it
comes to your husband.

BW

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#202: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 16:45:58 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 12:53:35 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;I *so* did not want to get involved in this, but, thing is, you guys don't
&gt;know my husband and I get angry when I read the slander regarding him.

&quot;Slander&quot;? First of all, I think you mean &quot;libel.&quot; Secondly, buying
large it isn't libel if it's true.

&gt;I
&gt;know he brings it on himself, I understand that. Honestly, he's not like
&gt;the &quot;character&quot; he's portraying himself to be to Kevin.

Oh, please. So the post about &quot;Martin Luther Koon, Jr.&quot; was just the
opening volley in a cunningly brilliant attempt to troll me, huh? And
the threats of physical violence were all just part of the troll, as
were the racial slurs he tossed my way when he PRETENDED to believe
that I was black. Years later, he still has me firmly hooked, simply
because he continues to PRETEND to be a racist and a bigot.

Got it.

You know, if I thought for a minute any of that was true, I'd turn in
my trolling license for good, having come before The Master and seen
how puny my Troll-Fu is.

&gt;TFM® and Kevin have
&gt;been at this war for years. I wish it would stop, but apparently, they
&gt;prefer their battle.

It stops when I get bored or your husband stops spewing racist bile. I
would be more than happy to give him all the consideration he
deserves.

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#203: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 16:47:24 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 13:10:21 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;He takes all the stress of work out on Kevin.

Let me know when he begins, okay?

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#204: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 16:52:13 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 09:25:25 -0400, <a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:

&gt;Try this on as a concept: For him, it is fun. For Kevin, it is fun.
&gt;For other people who get involved in these threads, it is fun. For
&gt;me, it is fun.
&gt;
&gt;If it's not fun for you, you need not participate.

But if she doesn't participate, how will she ever convince us that
he's just a good ol' boy never meaning no harm?

I keep waiting for her to say that some of their best friends are
&quot;niggers.&quot;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Don't get your panties in a bunch about it.
&gt;
&gt;Honey child, the only person whose panties are in a bunch in this
&gt;thread is you. (Well, maybe Dank too.)

Doubly painful because the panties are on his head.

&gt;As for me, I'm not wearing any.

SURSCIBE!!!

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#205: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-13 16:54:00 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 12:57:05 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; Meanwhile, I just want all of us to get along.

What does your husband think of the guy who started that meme?

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#206: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 19:09:16 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 15:48:30 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Hey, again, I didn't cross-post this, KEVIN did. I only posted my
&gt;particular point to a.f.b.

My computer does it automatically.

PS: There are things much worse than crossposting. Hitler, for
instance.

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#207: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 19:09:45 by yougonowdog

TMG wrote:
&gt; TFM® wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; TMG wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;&gt;&gt; when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Were it not for the (ahem) humble framers, you mechanical bitches
&gt;&gt; would have nowhere to work.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; So the guys that do the site work and poor the slab are your god.

Point taken. I *am* impressed with the work *some* plumbers and
electricians have to do even before the slab is poured.

Kudos.

--
TFM®

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#208: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 20:24:27 by Chris McGonnell

On Fri, 12 May 2006 23:34:33 -0400, TMG wrote:

&gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; I frame multi-million dollar homes.
&gt;
&gt;Like I previously said - nothing wrong with that. Good, honest (if you
&gt;do it that way) handwork.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You know, the shit you dream of yet can never attain.
&gt;
&gt;Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; That's a pretty good crosspost troll BTW, but I shan't further it.
&gt;
&gt;And yet, you did. Go figure.

Notice how The Frankenstein Monster didn't crosspost another post
containing &quot;nigger&quot; to a.f.b.? Could it be he's taken some heat for
racist comments in the land of dank? Naw, that's askin' way too much
from a.f.b.

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Harming humanity since 1951.
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#209: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 20:26:29 by Chris McGonnell

On Sat, 13 May 2006 09:52:58 -0400, TMG wrote:

&gt;Big Jim wrote:
&gt;&gt; &quot;TMG&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt; news:<a href="mailto:wqGdnfGcCqQBffjZRVn-iA&#64;comcast.com..." target="_blank">wqGdnfGcCqQBffjZRVn-iA&#64;comcast.com...</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;TMG wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Were it not for the (ahem) humble framers, you mechanical bitches would
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;have nowhere to work.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;So the guys that do the site work and poor the slab are your god.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; So tell us TMG. How do you &quot;poor a slab&quot; Take it's money away from it?&lt;g&gt;
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Man, that was easier than I thought. It took only a couple of minutes to
&gt;catch this one.

I *still* think spelling trowels are lame!

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#210: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 21:26:07 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 14:24:27 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Fri, 12 May 2006 23:34:33 -0400, TMG wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; I frame multi-million dollar homes.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Like I previously said - nothing wrong with that. Good, honest (if you
&gt;&gt;do it that way) handwork.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; You know, the shit you dream of yet can never attain.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;&gt;when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; That's a pretty good crosspost troll BTW, but I shan't further it.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;And yet, you did. Go figure.
&gt;
&gt;Notice how The Frankenstein Monster didn't crosspost another post
&gt;containing &quot;nigger&quot; to a.f.b.?

I did notice that The Frothing Mennonite has refrained from x-posting
his racist spew to AFB. Can you say &quot;hypocrite&quot;?

&gt;Could it be he's taken some heat for
&gt;racist comments in the land of dank? Naw, that's askin' way too much
&gt;from a.f.b.

Yep, that is asking way too much. He has some like-minded buddies
there who wouldn't dream of calling him on his racist comments because
they agree with them. There's a bunch, too, who seem to think that
being a good ol' boy excuses all. You know, he's just being his
loveable, irrascible self and you can't teach an old dog new tricks
while expecting the leopard to change its spots. That sort of thing.

Their silence kind of makes you wanna puke, know what I mean?

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#211: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 21:39:15 by kilikini

&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Sat, 13 May 2006 14:24:27 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;On Fri, 12 May 2006 23:34:33 -0400, TMG wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; I frame multi-million dollar homes.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;Like I previously said - nothing wrong with that. Good, honest (if you
&gt; &gt;&gt;do it that way) handwork.
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; You know, the shit you dream of yet can never attain.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt; &gt;&gt;when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; That's a pretty good crosspost troll BTW, but I shan't further it.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;And yet, you did. Go figure.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;Notice how The Frankenstein Monster didn't crosspost another post
&gt; &gt;containing &quot;nigger&quot; to a.f.b.?
&gt;
&gt; I did notice that The Frothing Mennonite has refrained from x-posting
&gt; his racist spew to AFB. Can you say &quot;hypocrite&quot;?
&gt;
&gt; &gt;Could it be he's taken some heat for
&gt; &gt;racist comments in the land of dank? Naw, that's askin' way too much
&gt; &gt;from a.f.b.
&gt;
&gt; Yep, that is asking way too much. He has some like-minded buddies
&gt; there who wouldn't dream of calling him on his racist comments because
&gt; they agree with them. There's a bunch, too, who seem to think that
&gt; being a good ol' boy excuses all. You know, he's just being his
&gt; loveable, irrascible self and you can't teach an old dog new tricks
&gt; while expecting the leopard to change its spots. That sort of thing.
&gt;
&gt; Their silence kind of makes you wanna puke, know what I mean?

Kevin, I'm about done with you. You think *my* husband is an asshole? You
are the epitome of a horse's ass and balls. I've been refraining from
saying anything for years, but I've had it.

(Okay, I've got that shiny thing hanging from my mouth.)

I was going to only post this to *your* kibology thing, but I decided, no,
I'm going to actually cross-post because I want everyone to know how I feel
about my husband. I love him. I am extremely loyal.

Kevin, I'm tired of your drivel. I don't care if you work at the same
campus as my Uncle. I've had it. You are an evil bastard. I hope you rot
in hell and I hope you laugh outrageously as you read this, 'cause, like,
you care.

Anyway, I hope you cook something delicious on your Kamado this evening and
enjoy whatever it is with some good sides and a fine bottle of wine. Hug
your family 'cause that's what life is truly about. Love, Kevin. That's
life.

kili

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#212: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 21:58:37 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 19:39:15 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;
&gt;&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;news:<a href="mailto:4dcc62daml4l22igveequr1bht6c6pfr4d&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">4dcc62daml4l22igveequr1bht6c6pfr4d&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; On Sat, 13 May 2006 14:24:27 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;On Fri, 12 May 2006 23:34:33 -0400, TMG wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; I frame multi-million dollar homes.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Like I previously said - nothing wrong with that. Good, honest (if you
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;do it that way) handwork.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; You know, the shit you dream of yet can never attain.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; That's a pretty good crosspost troll BTW, but I shan't further it.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;And yet, you did. Go figure.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Notice how The Frankenstein Monster didn't crosspost another post
&gt;&gt; &gt;containing &quot;nigger&quot; to a.f.b.?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I did notice that The Frothing Mennonite has refrained from x-posting
&gt;&gt; his racist spew to AFB. Can you say &quot;hypocrite&quot;?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Could it be he's taken some heat for
&gt;&gt; &gt;racist comments in the land of dank? Naw, that's askin' way too much
&gt;&gt; &gt;from a.f.b.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Yep, that is asking way too much. He has some like-minded buddies
&gt;&gt; there who wouldn't dream of calling him on his racist comments because
&gt;&gt; they agree with them. There's a bunch, too, who seem to think that
&gt;&gt; being a good ol' boy excuses all. You know, he's just being his
&gt;&gt; loveable, irrascible self and you can't teach an old dog new tricks
&gt;&gt; while expecting the leopard to change its spots. That sort of thing.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Their silence kind of makes you wanna puke, know what I mean?
&gt;
&gt;Kevin, I'm about done with you.

Yet here you are. As Barbara pointed out to you in simple English, if
you don't want to play, then don't play. Just don't keep coming back
in here every 30 minutes to announce that you're through playing. It
makes people doubt the veracity of all the other things you say.

&gt;You think *my* husband is an asshole?

Dunno. I know he behaves like a racist bigot, though, so I've drawn my
own conclusions on that score.

&gt;You
&gt;are the epitome of a horse's ass and balls. I've been refraining from
&gt;saying anything for years, but I've had it.
&gt;
&gt;(Okay, I've got that shiny thing hanging from my mouth.)

Nobody is trolling you, near as I can tell.

&gt;I was going to only post this to *your* kibology thing, but I decided, no,
&gt;I'm going to actually cross-post because I want everyone to know how I feel
&gt;about my husband. I love him. I am extremely loyal.

Good for you. No, really. But what does that have to do with anything?

&gt;Kevin, I'm tired of your drivel.

I'd have to say that my &quot;drivel,&quot; Sean Connery reading aloud from the
phone book, John Cage's &quot;3 1/2 Minutes&quot;, the collected screenplays of
Archimedes Plutonium, a transcript of last week's episode of the
Teletubbies, Bill Palmjob's Google Mountain, and words and phrases
randomly generated from a bowl of alphabet soup are preferable to the
racist, bigoted comments your husband has posted here for years.

&gt;I don't care if you work at the same
&gt;campus as my Uncle.

What does your uncle have to do with anything?

&gt;I've had it. You are an evil bastard.

Because I take exception to your husband's racist, bigoted comments?
That's evil like Hitler, it is.

&gt;I hope you rot
&gt;in hell and I hope you laugh outrageously as you read this, 'cause, like,
&gt;you care.

I'm all, like, &quot;whoa&quot; and shit, yaknow?

&gt;Anyway, I hope you cook something delicious on your Kamado this evening and
&gt;enjoy whatever it is with some good sides and a fine bottle of wine. Hug
&gt;your family 'cause that's what life is truly about. Love, Kevin. That's
&gt;life.

Don't eat the brown acid, Rainbeaux.

PS: That &quot;love/life&quot; thing? Is that just for the white folk?

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#213: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 22:41:17 by Barbara

On Sat, 13 May 2006 19:39:15 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;news:<a href="mailto:4dcc62daml4l22igveequr1bht6c6pfr4d&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">4dcc62daml4l22igveequr1bht6c6pfr4d&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; On Sat, 13 May 2006 14:24:27 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;On Fri, 12 May 2006 23:34:33 -0400, TMG wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; I frame multi-million dollar homes.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Like I previously said - nothing wrong with that. Good, honest (if you
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;do it that way) handwork.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; You know, the shit you dream of yet can never attain.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; That's a pretty good crosspost troll BTW, but I shan't further it.
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;And yet, you did. Go figure.
&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Notice how The Frankenstein Monster didn't crosspost another post
&gt;&gt; &gt;containing &quot;nigger&quot; to a.f.b.?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I did notice that The Frothing Mennonite has refrained from x-posting
&gt;&gt; his racist spew to AFB. Can you say &quot;hypocrite&quot;?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; &gt;Could it be he's taken some heat for
&gt;&gt; &gt;racist comments in the land of dank? Naw, that's askin' way too much
&gt;&gt; &gt;from a.f.b.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Yep, that is asking way too much. He has some like-minded buddies
&gt;&gt; there who wouldn't dream of calling him on his racist comments because
&gt;&gt; they agree with them. There's a bunch, too, who seem to think that
&gt;&gt; being a good ol' boy excuses all. You know, he's just being his
&gt;&gt; loveable, irrascible self and you can't teach an old dog new tricks
&gt;&gt; while expecting the leopard to change its spots. That sort of thing.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Their silence kind of makes you wanna puke, know what I mean?
&gt;
&gt;Kevin, I'm about done with you. You think *my* husband is an asshole? You
&gt;are the epitome of a horse's ass and balls. I've been refraining from
&gt;saying anything for years, but I've had it.
&gt;
&gt;(Okay, I've got that shiny thing hanging from my mouth.)
&gt;
&gt;I was going to only post this to *your* kibology thing, but I decided, no,
&gt;I'm going to actually cross-post because I want everyone to know how I feel
&gt;about my husband. I love him. I am extremely loyal.
&gt;
&gt;Kevin, I'm tired of your drivel. I don't care if you work at the same
&gt;campus as my Uncle. I've had it. You are an evil bastard. I hope you rot
&gt;in hell and I hope you laugh outrageously as you read this, 'cause, like,
&gt;you care.
&gt;
&gt;Anyway, I hope you cook something delicious on your Kamado this evening and
&gt;enjoy whatever it is with some good sides and a fine bottle of wine. Hug
&gt;your family 'cause that's what life is truly about. Love, Kevin. That's
&gt;life.

I'm curious about one thing, kilikini: Why do you think you might
possible be able to influence Kevin, who doesn't have any reason to
heed you, when you can't influence your husband, who presumably loves
you and is loyal to you and wants you to be happy?

I sympathize with you, though you may not believe it. I know what
it's like to want a newsgroup, or any group of people, to behave in a
certain way, and to see how it could be that way, if only everyone
else would post the way you think would best serve everybody. It's a
control thing. I had to learn to give it up and understand that every
person who posts to a newsgroup is entitled to his or her own idea
about what the newsgroup should be like. No one person's idea,
however much it might seem to that person to be best, has any primacy.
One of the extry-cool things about newsgroups, in contrast to
gatherings in real life, is that you can killfile individuals whose
vision of the group doesn't match yours, and if people insist on
keeping those individuals' threads going, you can killfile the other
people, or the thread. You can have a group that's much like what you
want, by simply filtering out the noise and keeping the signal.

What you can't do is stop your husband from the kind of posting
behavior he enjoys or stop Kevin from the kind of posting behavior he
enjoys. I know that's frustrating for someone like you, but there
really is no way around it, and the sooner you come to terms with it,
the less angry and frustrated you will be.

I wonder how your husband reacts when you tell him that he shouldn't
post the way he does or the things he does. Does he promise he'll
change, and then doesn't? Or does he ignore you completely? Or does
he tell you to mind your own business (but I hope in more tactful
words)? Does he get off the computer and hug his family and agree
with you that love is what it's all about?

Or do you think his racist &quot;jokes&quot; are okay, but Kevin taunting him
for making them is not okay? That just makes no sense at all. Or is
the problem that your husband can't control himself, so it's up to
Kevin to stop leading him on?

If your husband has a condition that interferes with his judgment,
surely it is up to you and his doctors to make sure he isn't in a
postion to do the kind of harm to himself that he has done. It's not
up to the rest of Usenet to be his minders.

Or if he just delights in being a dick, why is it okay for him and not
for Kevin? Or if it's not okay for either of them, why do you expect
Kevin to change but you don't expect your husband to change?

Have you actually thought *any* of this through?

BW

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#214: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 22:43:24 by dbd

Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&quot;kilikini&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;Hey, again, I didn't cross-post this, KEVIN did. I only posted my
&gt;&gt;particular point to a.f.b.
&gt;
&gt;My computer does it automatically.
&gt;
&gt;PS: There are things much worse than crossposting. Hitler, for instance.

Unfortunately, the rules of Usenet make it impossible to scientifically
determine how MUCH worse. (Or even whether Hitler is worse at all.)

Dave
--
\/David DeLaney posting from <a href="mailto:dbd&#64;vic.com" target="_blank">dbd&#64;vic.com</a> &quot;It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family&quot; - R&amp;P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable&lt;BLINK&gt;
<a href="http://www.vic.com/~dbd/" target="_blank">http://www.vic.com/~dbd/</a> - net.legends FAQ &amp; Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

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#215: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 22:52:07 by TMG

Chris McGonnell wrote:

&gt; I *still* think spelling trowels are lame!

Well Miss, your are allowed you opinion(s).

I, frankenly, think one should throw whatever they're bitting on.

Some are harder to land (and some are more euridite, and grow limbs and
climb into the boat to troll others) - but it's all ALLOWED.

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#216: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 23:14:53 by TMG

kilikini wrote:
&gt;
&gt; Kevin, I'm about done with you.

As you are a &quot;Princess of the White Empire&quot;, I'm pretty sure Kevin
doesn't want to do your sheets.

&gt; You think *my* husband is an asshole?

No - we all think *your* husband is a racist asshole. You've drunkenly
stumbled into the Twilight Zone.....

&gt; (Okay, I've got that shiny thing hanging from my mouth.)

Self realization is the FIRST STEP. Good for her.
&gt;
&gt; I was going to only post this to *your* kibology thing, but I decided, no,
&gt; I'm going to actually cross-post because I want everyone to know how I feel
&gt; about my husband.

Mighty White of you.

&gt; I love him. I am extremely loyal.

So,..you're an &quot;Enabler&quot;. You know he's a total &quot;whack-job&quot;, but for
some reasons - support his &quot;twist&quot;

You know he's sick. WHY AREN'T YOU GETTING HIM HELP!!!1!!

WHY!!1!


Some day, you'll stand over his grave and mutter &quot;Yeah, but....&quot;

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#217: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 23:23:49 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 16:41:17 -0400, <a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:

&gt;On Sat, 13 May 2006 19:39:15 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;news:<a href="mailto:4dcc62daml4l22igveequr1bht6c6pfr4d&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">4dcc62daml4l22igveequr1bht6c6pfr4d&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt; On Sat, 13 May 2006 14:24:27 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;On Fri, 12 May 2006 23:34:33 -0400, TMG wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; I frame multi-million dollar homes.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Like I previously said - nothing wrong with that. Good, honest (if you
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;do it that way) handwork.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; You know, the shit you dream of yet can never attain.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; That's a pretty good crosspost troll BTW, but I shan't further it.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;And yet, you did. Go figure.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;Notice how The Frankenstein Monster didn't crosspost another post
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;containing &quot;nigger&quot; to a.f.b.?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; I did notice that The Frothing Mennonite has refrained from x-posting
&gt;&gt;&gt; his racist spew to AFB. Can you say &quot;hypocrite&quot;?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;Could it be he's taken some heat for
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;racist comments in the land of dank? Naw, that's askin' way too much
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;from a.f.b.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Yep, that is asking way too much. He has some like-minded buddies
&gt;&gt;&gt; there who wouldn't dream of calling him on his racist comments because
&gt;&gt;&gt; they agree with them. There's a bunch, too, who seem to think that
&gt;&gt;&gt; being a good ol' boy excuses all. You know, he's just being his
&gt;&gt;&gt; loveable, irrascible self and you can't teach an old dog new tricks
&gt;&gt;&gt; while expecting the leopard to change its spots. That sort of thing.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Their silence kind of makes you wanna puke, know what I mean?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Kevin, I'm about done with you. You think *my* husband is an asshole? You
&gt;&gt;are the epitome of a horse's ass and balls. I've been refraining from
&gt;&gt;saying anything for years, but I've had it.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;(Okay, I've got that shiny thing hanging from my mouth.)
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I was going to only post this to *your* kibology thing, but I decided, no,
&gt;&gt;I'm going to actually cross-post because I want everyone to know how I feel
&gt;&gt;about my husband. I love him. I am extremely loyal.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Kevin, I'm tired of your drivel. I don't care if you work at the same
&gt;&gt;campus as my Uncle. I've had it. You are an evil bastard. I hope you rot
&gt;&gt;in hell and I hope you laugh outrageously as you read this, 'cause, like,
&gt;&gt;you care.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Anyway, I hope you cook something delicious on your Kamado this evening and
&gt;&gt;enjoy whatever it is with some good sides and a fine bottle of wine. Hug
&gt;&gt;your family 'cause that's what life is truly about. Love, Kevin. That's
&gt;&gt;life.
&gt;
&gt;I'm curious about one thing, kilikini: Why do you think you might
&gt;possible be able to influence Kevin, who doesn't have any reason to
&gt;heed you, when you can't influence your husband, who presumably loves
&gt;you and is loyal to you and wants you to be happy?
&gt;
&gt;I sympathize with you, though you may not believe it. I know what
&gt;it's like to want a newsgroup, or any group of people, to behave in a
&gt;certain way, and to see how it could be that way, if only everyone
&gt;else would post the way you think would best serve everybody. It's a
&gt;control thing. I had to learn to give it up and understand that every
&gt;person who posts to a newsgroup is entitled to his or her own idea
&gt;about what the newsgroup should be like. No one person's idea,
&gt;however much it might seem to that person to be best, has any primacy.
&gt;One of the extry-cool things about newsgroups, in contrast to
&gt;gatherings in real life, is that you can killfile individuals whose
&gt;vision of the group doesn't match yours, and if people insist on
&gt;keeping those individuals' threads going, you can killfile the other
&gt;people, or the thread. You can have a group that's much like what you
&gt;want, by simply filtering out the noise and keeping the signal.
&gt;
&gt;What you can't do is stop your husband from the kind of posting
&gt;behavior he enjoys or stop Kevin from the kind of posting behavior he
&gt;enjoys. I know that's frustrating for someone like you, but there
&gt;really is no way around it, and the sooner you come to terms with it,
&gt;the less angry and frustrated you will be.
&gt;
&gt;I wonder how your husband reacts when you tell him that he shouldn't
&gt;post the way he does or the things he does. Does he promise he'll
&gt;change, and then doesn't? Or does he ignore you completely? Or does
&gt;he tell you to mind your own business (but I hope in more tactful
&gt;words)? Does he get off the computer and hug his family and agree
&gt;with you that love is what it's all about?
&gt;
&gt;Or do you think his racist &quot;jokes&quot; are okay, but Kevin taunting him
&gt;for making them is not okay? That just makes no sense at all. Or is
&gt;the problem that your husband can't control himself, so it's up to
&gt;Kevin to stop leading him on?
&gt;
&gt;If your husband has a condition that interferes with his judgment,
&gt;surely it is up to you and his doctors to make sure he isn't in a
&gt;postion to do the kind of harm to himself that he has done. It's not
&gt;up to the rest of Usenet to be his minders.
&gt;
&gt;Or if he just delights in being a dick, why is it okay for him and not
&gt;for Kevin? Or if it's not okay for either of them, why do you expect
&gt;Kevin to change but you don't expect your husband to change?
&gt;
&gt;Have you actually thought *any* of this through?
&gt;
Dear Barbara:

Marry me. Please.

PS: Seriously, your questions are thoughtful and respectfully
submitted; they are also quite deserving of answers, as I'm certain
those answers would shed a lot of light on the motivations,
expectations, and intentions of many people participating in this
thread. I'm looking forward to reading those answers soon.

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#218: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 23:41:53 by Barbara

On Sat, 13 May 2006 15:23:49 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;On Sat, 13 May 2006 16:41:17 -0400, <a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Sat, 13 May 2006 19:39:15 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;&gt;news:<a href="mailto:4dcc62daml4l22igveequr1bht6c6pfr4d&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">4dcc62daml4l22igveequr1bht6c6pfr4d&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; On Sat, 13 May 2006 14:24:27 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;On Fri, 12 May 2006 23:34:33 -0400, TMG wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; I frame multi-million dollar homes.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Like I previously said - nothing wrong with that. Good, honest (if you
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;do it that way) handwork.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; You know, the shit you dream of yet can never attain.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; That's a pretty good crosspost troll BTW, but I shan't further it.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;And yet, you did. Go figure.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;Notice how The Frankenstein Monster didn't crosspost another post
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;containing &quot;nigger&quot; to a.f.b.?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I did notice that The Frothing Mennonite has refrained from x-posting
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; his racist spew to AFB. Can you say &quot;hypocrite&quot;?
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;Could it be he's taken some heat for
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;racist comments in the land of dank? Naw, that's askin' way too much
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;from a.f.b.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Yep, that is asking way too much. He has some like-minded buddies
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; there who wouldn't dream of calling him on his racist comments because
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; they agree with them. There's a bunch, too, who seem to think that
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; being a good ol' boy excuses all. You know, he's just being his
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; loveable, irrascible self and you can't teach an old dog new tricks
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; while expecting the leopard to change its spots. That sort of thing.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Their silence kind of makes you wanna puke, know what I mean?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Kevin, I'm about done with you. You think *my* husband is an asshole? You
&gt;&gt;&gt;are the epitome of a horse's ass and balls. I've been refraining from
&gt;&gt;&gt;saying anything for years, but I've had it.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;(Okay, I've got that shiny thing hanging from my mouth.)
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;I was going to only post this to *your* kibology thing, but I decided, no,
&gt;&gt;&gt;I'm going to actually cross-post because I want everyone to know how I feel
&gt;&gt;&gt;about my husband. I love him. I am extremely loyal.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Kevin, I'm tired of your drivel. I don't care if you work at the same
&gt;&gt;&gt;campus as my Uncle. I've had it. You are an evil bastard. I hope you rot
&gt;&gt;&gt;in hell and I hope you laugh outrageously as you read this, 'cause, like,
&gt;&gt;&gt;you care.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Anyway, I hope you cook something delicious on your Kamado this evening and
&gt;&gt;&gt;enjoy whatever it is with some good sides and a fine bottle of wine. Hug
&gt;&gt;&gt;your family 'cause that's what life is truly about. Love, Kevin. That's
&gt;&gt;&gt;life.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I'm curious about one thing, kilikini: Why do you think you might
&gt;&gt;possible be able to influence Kevin, who doesn't have any reason to
&gt;&gt;heed you, when you can't influence your husband, who presumably loves
&gt;&gt;you and is loyal to you and wants you to be happy?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I sympathize with you, though you may not believe it. I know what
&gt;&gt;it's like to want a newsgroup, or any group of people, to behave in a
&gt;&gt;certain way, and to see how it could be that way, if only everyone
&gt;&gt;else would post the way you think would best serve everybody. It's a
&gt;&gt;control thing. I had to learn to give it up and understand that every
&gt;&gt;person who posts to a newsgroup is entitled to his or her own idea
&gt;&gt;about what the newsgroup should be like. No one person's idea,
&gt;&gt;however much it might seem to that person to be best, has any primacy.
&gt;&gt;One of the extry-cool things about newsgroups, in contrast to
&gt;&gt;gatherings in real life, is that you can killfile individuals whose
&gt;&gt;vision of the group doesn't match yours, and if people insist on
&gt;&gt;keeping those individuals' threads going, you can killfile the other
&gt;&gt;people, or the thread. You can have a group that's much like what you
&gt;&gt;want, by simply filtering out the noise and keeping the signal.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;What you can't do is stop your husband from the kind of posting
&gt;&gt;behavior he enjoys or stop Kevin from the kind of posting behavior he
&gt;&gt;enjoys. I know that's frustrating for someone like you, but there
&gt;&gt;really is no way around it, and the sooner you come to terms with it,
&gt;&gt;the less angry and frustrated you will be.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I wonder how your husband reacts when you tell him that he shouldn't
&gt;&gt;post the way he does or the things he does. Does he promise he'll
&gt;&gt;change, and then doesn't? Or does he ignore you completely? Or does
&gt;&gt;he tell you to mind your own business (but I hope in more tactful
&gt;&gt;words)? Does he get off the computer and hug his family and agree
&gt;&gt;with you that love is what it's all about?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Or do you think his racist &quot;jokes&quot; are okay, but Kevin taunting him
&gt;&gt;for making them is not okay? That just makes no sense at all. Or is
&gt;&gt;the problem that your husband can't control himself, so it's up to
&gt;&gt;Kevin to stop leading him on?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;If your husband has a condition that interferes with his judgment,
&gt;&gt;surely it is up to you and his doctors to make sure he isn't in a
&gt;&gt;postion to do the kind of harm to himself that he has done. It's not
&gt;&gt;up to the rest of Usenet to be his minders.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Or if he just delights in being a dick, why is it okay for him and not
&gt;&gt;for Kevin? Or if it's not okay for either of them, why do you expect
&gt;&gt;Kevin to change but you don't expect your husband to change?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Have you actually thought *any* of this through?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;Dear Barbara:
&gt;
&gt;Marry me. Please.

How come it's always the married guys who say that? Sometimes I think
plural marriage might be the way to go, but I'll have to watch &quot;Big
Love&quot; before I decide whether it's got real potential. After watching
&quot;The Sopranos,&quot; I've already decided that marrying into a
mob-connected family is a big fat no.

&gt;PS: Seriously, your questions are thoughtful and respectfully
&gt;submitted; they are also quite deserving of answers, as I'm certain
&gt;those answers would shed a lot of light on the motivations,
&gt;expectations, and intentions of many people participating in this
&gt;thread. I'm looking forward to reading those answers soon.

*I* could answer them, but I doubt that would be very enlightening.
Entertaining, maybe, but I would rather get some actual, thoughtful
answers from kilikini, who does seem to be a thoughtful person in her
own way.

BW

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#219: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 23:45:26 by yougonowdog

TMG wrote:
&gt; kilikini wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Kevin, I'm about done with you.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; As you are a &quot;Princess of the White Empire&quot;, I'm pretty sure Kevin
&gt; doesn't want to do your sheets.
&gt;
&gt;&gt; You think *my* husband is an asshole?
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; No - we all think *your* husband is a racist asshole. You've drunkenly
&gt; stumbled into the Twilight Zone.....
&gt;
&gt;&gt; (Okay, I've got that shiny thing hanging from my mouth.)
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Self realization is the FIRST STEP. Good for her.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; I was going to only post this to *your* kibology thing, but I decided,
&gt;&gt; no,
&gt;&gt; I'm going to actually cross-post because I want everyone to know how I
&gt;&gt; feel
&gt;&gt; about my husband.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Mighty White of you.

Watch yer fuckin' mouth! My wife is Filipino. You racist bastard!
&gt;
&gt;&gt; I love him. I am extremely loyal.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; So,..you're an &quot;Enabler&quot;. You know he's a total &quot;whack-job&quot;, but for
&gt; some reasons - support his &quot;twist&quot;
&gt;
&gt; You know he's sick. WHY AREN'T YOU GETTING HIM HELP!!!1!!
&gt;
&gt; WHY!!1!

God I love the 1's!!!1!

&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Some day, you'll stand over his grave and mutter &quot;Yeah, but....&quot;

She'll most likely stand over my grave and pour a few ounces out of a
mutha-fuckin' forty and mumble something about dead homies.


--
TFM®

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#220: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-13 23:48:27 by Jack Sloan

&quot;David DeLaney&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:dbd&#64;gatekeeper.vic.com" target="_blank">dbd&#64;gatekeeper.vic.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&quot;kilikini&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;Hey, again, I didn't cross-post this, KEVIN did. I only posted my
&gt; &gt;&gt;particular point to a.f.b.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;My computer does it automatically.
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;PS: There are things much worse than crossposting. Hitler, for instance.
&gt;
&gt; Unfortunately, the rules of Usenet make it impossible to scientifically
&gt; determine how MUCH worse. (Or even whether Hitler is worse at all.)
&gt;
&gt; Dave
&gt; --
Now that's funny...I don't care who you are...that's funny.
Jack

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#221: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 00:06:30 by Big Jim

Why are you posting this Goddamned bullshit to a BBQ news group. What the
Fuck does it have to do with BBQ. Go crawl back under the rock you crawled
out from under and take that dog turd Wilson and his butt fuck buddies with
you.
On topic. We are having a BBQ get together in June wanna come.

--
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<a href="mailto:bigjim&#64;wildblue.net" target="_blank">bigjim&#64;wildblue.net</a>
www.lazyq.com
&lt;<a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; On Sat, 13 May 2006 19:39:15 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;news:<a href="mailto:4dcc62daml4l22igveequr1bht6c6pfr4d&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">4dcc62daml4l22igveequr1bht6c6pfr4d&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt; On Sat, 13 May 2006 14:24:27 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;On Fri, 12 May 2006 23:34:33 -0400, TMG wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;TFM® wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; I frame multi-million dollar homes.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Like I previously said - nothing wrong with that. Good, honest (if you
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;do it that way) handwork.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; You know, the shit you dream of yet can never attain.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Pretty sure you don't know about most of us. Isn't your &quot;dream&quot; over
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;when the professional trades (electricians and plumbers) show up?
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; That's a pretty good crosspost troll BTW, but I shan't further it.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;And yet, you did. Go figure.
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;Notice how The Frankenstein Monster didn't crosspost another post
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;containing &quot;nigger&quot; to a.f.b.?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; I did notice that The Frothing Mennonite has refrained from x-posting
&gt;&gt;&gt; his racist spew to AFB. Can you say &quot;hypocrite&quot;?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;Could it be he's taken some heat for
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;racist comments in the land of dank? Naw, that's askin' way too much
&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;from a.f.b.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Yep, that is asking way too much. He has some like-minded buddies
&gt;&gt;&gt; there who wouldn't dream of calling him on his racist comments because
&gt;&gt;&gt; they agree with them. There's a bunch, too, who seem to think that
&gt;&gt;&gt; being a good ol' boy excuses all. You know, he's just being his
&gt;&gt;&gt; loveable, irrascible self and you can't teach an old dog new tricks
&gt;&gt;&gt; while expecting the leopard to change its spots. That sort of thing.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; Their silence kind of makes you wanna puke, know what I mean?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Kevin, I'm about done with you. You think *my* husband is an asshole?
&gt;&gt;You
&gt;&gt;are the epitome of a horse's ass and balls. I've been refraining from
&gt;&gt;saying anything for years, but I've had it.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;(Okay, I've got that shiny thing hanging from my mouth.)
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I was going to only post this to *your* kibology thing, but I decided, no,
&gt;&gt;I'm going to actually cross-post because I want everyone to know how I
&gt;&gt;feel
&gt;&gt;about my husband. I love him. I am extremely loyal.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Kevin, I'm tired of your drivel. I don't care if you work at the same
&gt;&gt;campus as my Uncle. I've had it. You are an evil bastard. I hope you
&gt;&gt;rot
&gt;&gt;in hell and I hope you laugh outrageously as you read this, 'cause, like,
&gt;&gt;you care.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Anyway, I hope you cook something delicious on your Kamado this evening
&gt;&gt;and
&gt;&gt;enjoy whatever it is with some good sides and a fine bottle of wine. Hug
&gt;&gt;your family 'cause that's what life is truly about. Love, Kevin. That's
&gt;&gt;life.
&gt;
&gt; I'm curious about one thing, kilikini: Why do you think you might
&gt; possible be able to influence Kevin, who doesn't have any reason to
&gt; heed you, when you can't influence your husband, who presumably loves
&gt; you and is loyal to you and wants you to be happy?
&gt;
&gt; I sympathize with you, though you may not believe it. I know what
&gt; it's like to want a newsgroup, or any group of people, to behave in a
&gt; certain way, and to see how it could be that way, if only everyone
&gt; else would post the way you think would best serve everybody. It's a
&gt; control thing. I had to learn to give it up and understand that every
&gt; person who posts to a newsgroup is entitled to his or her own idea
&gt; about what the newsgroup should be like. No one person's idea,
&gt; however much it might seem to that person to be best, has any primacy.
&gt; One of the extry-cool things about newsgroups, in contrast to
&gt; gatherings in real life, is that you can killfile individuals whose
&gt; vision of the group doesn't match yours, and if people insist on
&gt; keeping those individuals' threads going, you can killfile the other
&gt; people, or the thread. You can have a group that's much like what you
&gt; want, by simply filtering out the noise and keeping the signal.
&gt;
&gt; What you can't do is stop your husband from the kind of posting
&gt; behavior he enjoys or stop Kevin from the kind of posting behavior he
&gt; enjoys. I know that's frustrating for someone like you, but there
&gt; really is no way around it, and the sooner you come to terms with it,
&gt; the less angry and frustrated you will be.
&gt;
&gt; I wonder how your husband reacts when you tell him that he shouldn't
&gt; post the way he does or the things he does. Does he promise he'll
&gt; change, and then doesn't? Or does he ignore you completely? Or does
&gt; he tell you to mind your own business (but I hope in more tactful
&gt; words)? Does he get off the computer and hug his family and agree
&gt; with you that love is what it's all about?
&gt;
&gt; Or do you think his racist &quot;jokes&quot; are okay, but Kevin taunting him
&gt; for making them is not okay? That just makes no sense at all. Or is
&gt; the problem that your husband can't control himself, so it's up to
&gt; Kevin to stop leading him on?
&gt;
&gt; If your husband has a condition that interferes with his judgment,
&gt; surely it is up to you and his doctors to make sure he isn't in a
&gt; postion to do the kind of harm to himself that he has done. It's not
&gt; up to the rest of Usenet to be his minders.
&gt;
&gt; Or if he just delights in being a dick, why is it okay for him and not
&gt; for Kevin? Or if it's not okay for either of them, why do you expect
&gt; Kevin to change but you don't expect your husband to change?
&gt;
&gt; Have you actually thought *any* of this through?
&gt;
&gt; BW

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#222: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 00:18:11 by Jack Sloan

&quot;Big Jim&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bigjim&#64;wildblue.net" target="_blank">bigjim&#64;wildblue.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt; Why are you posting this Goddamned bullshit to a BBQ news group. What the
&gt; Fuck does it have to do with BBQ. Go crawl back under the rock you crawled
&gt; out from under and take that dog turd Wilson and his butt fuck buddies
with
&gt; you.
&gt; On topic. We are having a BBQ get together in June wanna come.

BJ , I applaud you for your generosity. Unfortunatly I will be unable to
attend. I'll bet a really big time will be had by all.
Jack

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#223: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 00:19:35 by Big Jim

&quot;Jack Sloan&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:jqsloan&#64;verizon.net" target="_blank">jqsloan&#64;verizon.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
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&gt;
&gt; &quot;Big Jim&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bigjim&#64;wildblue.net" target="_blank">bigjim&#64;wildblue.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt; news:44665868$0$13529$<a href="mailto:88260bb3&#64;news-taz.teranews.com..." target="_blank">88260bb3&#64;news-taz.teranews.com...</a>
&gt;&gt; Why are you posting this Goddamned bullshit to a BBQ news group. What the
&gt;&gt; Fuck does it have to do with BBQ. Go crawl back under the rock you
&gt;&gt; crawled
&gt;&gt; out from under and take that dog turd Wilson and his butt fuck buddies
&gt; with
&gt;&gt; you.
&gt;&gt; On topic. We are having a BBQ get together in June wanna come.
&gt;
&gt; BJ , I applaud you for your generosity. Unfortunatly I will be unable to
&gt; attend. I'll bet a really big time will be had by all.
&gt; Jack

Sorry bout that Jack,
Thanks we will.
--
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&gt;
&gt;

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#224: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 00:21:45 by TMG

<a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:

&gt; How come it's always the married guys who say that?

Well,.duh, because he's from Utah.

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#225: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 00:31:35 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 18:06:30 -0400, &quot;Big Jim&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bigjim&#64;wildblue.net" target="_blank">bigjim&#64;wildblue.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Why are you posting this Goddamned bullshit to a BBQ news group. What the
&gt;Fuck does it have to do with BBQ. Go crawl back under the rock you crawled
&gt;out from under and take that dog turd Wilson and his butt fuck buddies with
&gt;you.

Barbara, meet Jim, one of The Flailing Moron's closest friends from
AFB. And, yes, that means everything you might infer. He's one of the
people I mentioned before when talking about silence equaling
agreement and approval. Not a peep of disapproval out of him in all
this time.

&gt; On topic. We are having a BBQ get together in June wanna come.

After that gracious, sophisticated invitation, I don't see how she can
resist. However, I've been informed by a reliable source that she has
to wash her hair in June.

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#226: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 00:34:23 by TMG

TFM® wrote:

&gt; Watch yer fuckin' mouth! My wife is Filipino. You racist bastard!

Now,..now - let's not too crazy with those lies. Being from Mississippi
does NOT make one a different race. Well, not necessarily.


&gt; God I love the 1's!!!1!

Excellent!!!1!

&gt; She'll most likely stand over my grave and pour a few ounces out of a
&gt; mutha-fuckin' forty and mumble something about dead homies.

No - I suspect she'll be at the Motel 6 with Dank, having left you
months before. And maybe with the homies. I think you can Google it now.

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#227: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 00:46:07 by TMG

Big Jim wrote:
&gt; Why are you posting this Goddamned bullshit to a BBQ news group.

Because one (actually, more than one) of of your ilk is a racist
fucktark. Sometimes it's useful to the common good to expose evil,
racist fucktards.

&gt; What the
&gt; Fuck does it have to do with BBQ.

Nothing at all. This is usenet - why should it?

&gt; Go crawl back under the rock you crawled
&gt; out from under and take that dog turd Wilson and his butt fuck buddies with
&gt; you.
&gt; On topic. We are having a BBQ get together in June wanna come.

See - this is what makes me think you're from Mississippi (despite the
wildblue address)

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#228: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 00:50:37 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 18:46:07 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Big Jim wrote:
&gt;&gt; Why are you posting this Goddamned bullshit to a BBQ news group.
&gt;
&gt;Because one (actually, more than one) of of your ilk is a racist
&gt;fucktark. Sometimes it's useful to the common good to expose evil,
&gt;racist fucktards.
&gt;
You're 'splaining something that has been 'splained to him time and
time again. It's a good reason, and all the reason anyone needs.

PS: I like &quot;fucktark.&quot; Wait. Wasn't he an NFL quarterback, first name
Fran?

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#229: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 00:54:11 by yougonowdog

TMG wrote:
&gt; TFM® wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; Watch yer fuckin' mouth! My wife is Filipino. You racist bastard!
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Now,..now - let's not too crazy with those lies. Being from Mississippi
&gt; does NOT make one a different race. Well, not necessarily.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt; God I love the 1's!!!1!
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Excellent!!!1!
&gt;
&gt;&gt; She'll most likely stand over my grave and pour a few ounces out of a
&gt;&gt; mutha-fuckin' forty and mumble something about dead homies.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; No - I suspect she'll be at the Motel 6 with Dank, having left you
&gt; months before. And maybe with the homies. I think you can Google it now.

Dank lives in our basement. I had no idea they had anything going on.

I'll cut his water and electricity off tonight.

The wife likes homies less than I do. She's the one who insisted on a
shotgun for home defense.



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#230: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 01:02:23 by TMG

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

&gt; PS: I like &quot;fucktark.&quot; Wait. Wasn't he an NFL quarterback, first name
&gt; Fran?

You're thinking of Fran Fucktard - he had that cool viking helmet, but
never won anything big.

This is where we peoples from Chicago usually say,... da Bears...

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#231: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 01:32:46 by Barbara

On Sat, 13 May 2006 18:06:30 -0400, &quot;Big Jim&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bigjim&#64;wildblue.net" target="_blank">bigjim&#64;wildblue.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;Why are you posting this Goddamned bullshit to a BBQ news group. What the
&gt;Fuck does it have to do with BBQ. Go crawl back under the rock you crawled
&gt;out from under and take that dog turd Wilson and his butt fuck buddies with
&gt;you.
&gt; On topic. We are having a BBQ get together in June wanna come.

You sure know how to make a gal feel welcome. I take it you'll be
supplying the pork butt?

BW

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#232: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-14 01:54:01 by unknown

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#233: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 02:19:16 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 19:32:46 -0400, <a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:

&gt;On Sat, 13 May 2006 18:06:30 -0400, &quot;Big Jim&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bigjim&#64;wildblue.net" target="_blank">bigjim&#64;wildblue.net</a>&gt;
&gt;wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Why are you posting this Goddamned bullshit to a BBQ news group. What the
&gt;&gt;Fuck does it have to do with BBQ. Go crawl back under the rock you crawled
&gt;&gt;out from under and take that dog turd Wilson and his butt fuck buddies with
&gt;&gt;you.
&gt;&gt; On topic. We are having a BBQ get together in June wanna come.
&gt;
&gt;You sure know how to make a gal feel welcome. I take it you'll be
&gt;supplying the pork butt?
&gt;
I take back what I said earlier about your mad editorial skills. There
should be a comma between &quot;pork&quot; and &quot;butt&quot;, and &quot;butt&quot; should be
initial-capped.

HTH. HAND. WTF.

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#234: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-14 02:22:13 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 23:54:01 GMT, &quot;David amos&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:amosdr&#64;columbus.rr.com" target="_blank">amosdr&#64;columbus.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Kevin.. you are wrong again... like always.....
&gt;
Oh, I wondered what happened to this particular racist pig. Look what
brought him out of the woodwork, just like a cockaroach. Do you think
he greps AFB for &quot;nigger&quot;?

You want me to trot out your racist ravings about me when you thought
I was black, Amos? Or the archived posts in which you call for a
hunting season on &quot;niggers&quot;?

You're scum. Cease breathing soon.

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#235: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-14 02:23:07 by nothere

David amos wrote:
&gt; Kevin.. you are wrong again... like always.....

Had you bothered to quote some context, we might have known which way
KevinS was &quot;wrong&quot; this time.

Not that that means that he was.

Matthew

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#236: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 02:26:44 by Barbara

On Sat, 13 May 2006 18:19:16 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt;
wrote:

&gt;On Sat, 13 May 2006 19:32:46 -0400, <a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;On Sat, 13 May 2006 18:06:30 -0400, &quot;Big Jim&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bigjim&#64;wildblue.net" target="_blank">bigjim&#64;wildblue.net</a>&gt;
&gt;&gt;wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Why are you posting this Goddamned bullshit to a BBQ news group. What the
&gt;&gt;&gt;Fuck does it have to do with BBQ. Go crawl back under the rock you crawled
&gt;&gt;&gt;out from under and take that dog turd Wilson and his butt fuck buddies with
&gt;&gt;&gt;you.
&gt;&gt;&gt; On topic. We are having a BBQ get together in June wanna come.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;You sure know how to make a gal feel welcome. I take it you'll be
&gt;&gt;supplying the pork butt?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;I take back what I said earlier about your mad editorial skills. There
&gt;should be a comma between &quot;pork&quot; and &quot;butt&quot;, and &quot;butt&quot; should be
&gt;initial-capped.

Are you implying that Big Jim does not have a pork butt?

BW

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#237: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-14 03:00:22 by Dan Krueger

<a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:

&gt; On Sat, 13 May 2006 11:24:50 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;news:<a href="mailto:6rga62d8sgki3l96qm0igiqd68aghags6b&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">6rga62d8sgki3l96qm0igiqd68aghags6b&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;On Fri, 12 May 2006 22:22:10 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Does anyone from bbqland know what this TFM does for a living? I know
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;I'm making an assumption here, but let's expand the permissible answer
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;set to include &quot;on the dole&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;He swings a hammer. But since he lives in Florida, and therefore can't
&gt;&gt;&gt;use winter as an excuse, how does he manage to live off of
&gt;&gt;&gt;unemployment for 6 months out of every year? I'd bet dollars to
&gt;&gt;&gt;doughnuts that he does.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;Unemployment? That man works hard all year in the hot summer sun, 100
&gt;&gt;degrees up to, sometimes, 100% humidity, and he sweats. I don't have a job
&gt;&gt;and he supports me. He's a hard working man.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; He said he was retired and spends most of the the day hanging around
&gt; the house. So who is the liar: you or him? Or both?
&gt;
&gt; BW


You've been trolled, bitch!

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#238: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-14 03:28:07 by unknown

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#239: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 04:31:07 by Jack Sloan

&lt;<a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a>&gt; wrote in message
news:<a href="mailto:09uc62dp4p1q6d4h9qvf27j4e20bebig08&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">09uc62dp4p1q6d4h9qvf27j4e20bebig08&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt; On Sat, 13 May 2006 18:19:16 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt; &gt;On Sat, 13 May 2006 19:32:46 -0400, <a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:
&gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;On Sat, 13 May 2006 18:06:30 -0400, &quot;Big Jim&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:bigjim&#64;wildblue.net" target="_blank">bigjim&#64;wildblue.net</a>&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;wrote:
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;Why are you posting this Goddamned bullshit to a BBQ news group. What
the
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;Fuck does it have to do with BBQ. Go crawl back under the rock you
crawled
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;out from under and take that dog turd Wilson and his butt fuck buddies
with
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;you.
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; On topic. We are having a BBQ get together in June wanna come.
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;You sure know how to make a gal feel welcome. I take it you'll be
&gt; &gt;&gt;supplying the pork butt?
&gt; &gt;&gt;
&gt; &gt;I take back what I said earlier about your mad editorial skills. There
&gt; &gt;should be a comma between &quot;pork&quot; and &quot;butt&quot;, and &quot;butt&quot; should be
&gt; &gt;initial-capped.
&gt;
&gt; Are you implying that Big Jim does not have a pork butt?
&gt;
&gt; BW
Barbara, Barbara...Thanks for bringing us back on topic. You see, the pork
butt is not actually the butt , it is the top of the shoulder of the
hog.Thanks again for bringing us around to barbecue.
Jack

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#240: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 05:07:37 by Mark Edwards

[snip Kili loves Chachi)

No cluons were harmed when &quot;kilikini&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
wrote:
&gt;Anyway, I hope you cook something delicious on your Kamado this
&gt;evening and enjoy whatever it is with some good sides and a fine
&gt;bottle of wine. Hug your family 'cause that's what life is truly
&gt;about.
&gt;Love, Kevin. That's life.

I believe you've already pointed out that your husband loves doing
this, so where is the problem? It's not like he's sending &lt;IFLIRTU/&gt;
messages to Kevin.

Oh wait... this would explain a lot about TFM's leg humping. Uh...
forget I said anything.


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#241: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-14 10:56:08 by John D Salt

&quot;David amos&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:amosdr&#64;columbus.rr.com" target="_blank">amosdr&#64;columbus.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote in
news:HIv9g.25180$<a href="mailto:YI5.21968&#64;tornado.ohiordc.rr.com" target="_blank">YI5.21968&#64;tornado.ohiordc.rr.com</a>:

[Everything snipped...]

What's the name of that disease where you repeatedly misuse ellipses?

I'm guessing &quot;ellipsy&quot;, and sufferers are called &quot;elliptics&quot;.

All the best,

John.

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#242: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 15:39:50 by rescyou

On Sun, 14 May 2006 00:37:47 GMT, Dan Krueger
&lt;<a href="mailto:dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com" target="_blank">dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Are you really so bored that you have to jump into every post? If your
&gt;life is that bad, please limit your lame replies to two lines or less.

That's known as &quot;Doing a Dank,&quot; Barbara. See? I'm doing it right now.

Easy-peasy.

Just pretend that your IQ has suddenly been lowered by 50 points or
so.

Oops. That's five.

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#243: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-14 15:47:54 by rescyou

On Sat, 13 May 2006 20:23:07 -0400, &quot;Matthew L. Martin&quot;
&lt;<a href="mailto:nothere&#64;notnow.never" target="_blank">nothere&#64;notnow.never</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;David amos wrote:
&gt;&gt; Kevin.. you are wrong again... like always.....
&gt;
&gt;Had you bothered to quote some context, we might have known which way
&gt;KevinS was &quot;wrong&quot; this time.
&gt;
I forget, Matthew. Were you hanging around AFB when Amos was callilng
me a &quot;nigger&quot; and threatening my life with a &quot;hunting season on
niggers,&quot; after I trolled him into thinking I was black? It's worth a
few minutes on google -- very amusing, but truly pathetic at the same
time.

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#244: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-14 15:48:37 by rescyou

On Sun, 14 May 2006 00:58:52 GMT, Dan Krueger
&lt;<a href="mailto:dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com" target="_blank">dankrueger&#64;mindspringxxx.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt; On Fri, 12 May 2006 22:22:10 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;Does anyone from bbqland know what this TFM does for a living? I know
&gt;&gt;&gt;I'm making an assumption here, but let's expand the permissible answer
&gt;&gt;&gt;set to include &quot;on the dole&quot;.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; He swings a hammer. But since he lives in Florida, and therefore can't
&gt;&gt; use winter as an excuse, how does he manage to live off of
&gt;&gt; unemployment for 6 months out of every year? I'd bet dollars to
&gt;&gt; doughnuts that he does.
&gt;
&gt;You are a state employee with an interesting posting record. Do you
&gt;REALLY want to bother people who work for a living?

Going to start e-mailing my boss again, Dank? Sure sounds like it.

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#245: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-14 20:08:22 by Mark Edwards

[snips]

No cluons were harmed when Kevin S. Wilson &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;That's known as &quot;Doing a Dank,&quot; Barbara. See? I'm doing it right
&gt;now.
&gt;
&gt;Easy-peasy.
&gt;
&gt;Just pretend that your IQ has suddenly been lowered by 50 points
&gt;or so.

I think Samuel Clemens said it best, when Dank got him fired from his
job as a pilot, by complaining to Mr. Clemens' boss about his (Sam's)
posting nonsense to the Worldwide Watercourse:

&quot;Dear reader, imagine that you are an idiot. Now imagine that you are
Dank. But I repeat myself.&quot;

It's really a shame that Dank ruined the man's life like that. Sam
Clemens was such a promising pilot, even if his nanny was deaf. And
the parrot suited him.


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#246: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-15 04:06:49 by yougonowdog

Mark Edwards wrote:
&gt; [snip Kili loves Chachi)
&gt;
&gt; No cluons were harmed when &quot;kilikini&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt;
&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Anyway, I hope you cook something delicious on your Kamado this
&gt;&gt;evening and enjoy whatever it is with some good sides and a fine
&gt;&gt;bottle of wine. Hug your family 'cause that's what life is truly
&gt;&gt;about.
&gt;&gt;Love, Kevin. That's life.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; I believe you've already pointed out that your husband loves doing
&gt; this, so where is the problem? It's not like he's sending &lt;IFLIRTU/&gt;
&gt; messages to Kevin.
&gt;
&gt; Oh wait... this would explain a lot about TFM's leg humping. Uh...
&gt; forget I said anything.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; Mark Edwards

Ugh, me love Kevin.



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#247: Kevin sucks, Steve Sqwerts!

Posted on 2006-05-15 05:12:35 by yougonowdog

Steve Wertz wrote:
&gt; I'd rather you folks kept up the crossposting to ARK. That way
&gt; my filters will kick in and delete them. As it stands now, it
&gt; sure looks like Dan is having a conversation with himself.
&gt;
&gt; -sw

I thought that was the reality of the situation anyway.


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#248: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-15 05:13:01 by Barbara

On Mon, 15 May 2006 02:32:40 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:yougonowdog&#64;yonder.com" target="_blank">yougonowdog&#64;yonder.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;&gt; <a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; On Sat, 13 May 2006 11:24:50 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; news:<a href="mailto:6rga62d8sgki3l96qm0igiqd68aghags6b&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">6rga62d8sgki3l96qm0igiqd68aghags6b&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; On Fri, 12 May 2006 22:22:10 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Does anyone from bbqland know what this TFM does for a living? I know
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; I'm making an assumption here, but let's expand the permissible answer
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; set to include &quot;on the dole&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; He swings a hammer. But since he lives in Florida, and therefore can't
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; use winter as an excuse, how does he manage to live off of
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; unemployment for 6 months out of every year? I'd bet dollars to
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; doughnuts that he does.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Unemployment? That man works hard all year in the hot summer sun, 100
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; degrees up to, sometimes, 100% humidity, and he sweats. I don't have
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; a job
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; and he supports me. He's a hard working man.
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; He said he was retired and spends most of the the day hanging around
&gt;&gt;&gt; the house. So who is the liar: you or him? Or both?
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; You've been trolled, bitch!
&gt;
&gt;I said I was retired and living in Florida and I spent most of my day
&gt;sputtering about the
&gt; house....pppppppp,,,,,,,,tttttttttttt....wwwwwww.....ttttttt .....Ffffuuuucccckkkk
&gt; yyyyy'allllllll!!!!!!111!!

So have you stopped beating your wife?

BW

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#249: Re: How do you get the blood stains out of a 'wife beater' T-shirt?

Posted on 2006-05-15 05:30:55 by yougonowdog

<a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:
&gt; On Mon, 15 May 2006 02:32:40 GMT, TFM® &lt;<a href="mailto:yougonowdog&#64;yonder.com" target="_blank">yougonowdog&#64;yonder.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Dan Krueger wrote:
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;<a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Sat, 13 May 2006 11:24:50 GMT, &quot;kilikini&quot;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&quot;Kevin S. Wilson&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:rescyou&#64;spro.net" target="_blank">rescyou&#64;spro.net</a>&gt; wrote in message
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;news:<a href="mailto:6rga62d8sgki3l96qm0igiqd68aghags6b&#64;4ax.com..." target="_blank">6rga62d8sgki3l96qm0igiqd68aghags6b&#64;4ax.com...</a>
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;On Fri, 12 May 2006 22:22:10 -0400, TMG &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote:
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Does anyone from bbqland know what this TFM does for a living? I know
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;I'm making an assumption here, but let's expand the permissible answer
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;set to include &quot;on the dole&quot;.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;He swings a hammer. But since he lives in Florida, and therefore can't
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;use winter as an excuse, how does he manage to live off of
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;unemployment for 6 months out of every year? I'd bet dollars to
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;doughnuts that he does.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Unemployment? That man works hard all year in the hot summer sun, 100
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;degrees up to, sometimes, 100% humidity, and he sweats. I don't have
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;a job
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;and he supports me. He's a hard working man.
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;He said he was retired and spends most of the the day hanging around
&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;the house. So who is the liar: you or him? Or both?
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt;You've been trolled, bitch!
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;I said I was retired and living in Florida and I spent most of my day
&gt;&gt;sputtering about the
&gt;&gt; house....pppppppp,,,,,,,,tttttttttttt....wwwwwww.....ttttttt .....Ffffuuuucccckkkk
&gt;&gt; yyyyy'allllllll!!!!!!111!!
&gt;
&gt;
&gt; So have you stopped beating your wife?
&gt;
&gt; BW


Only on Sundays.

I beat strangers on Sunday.



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#250: Re: Hump my leg you mother fucker! Ooooohhh! That's the spot!

Posted on 2006-05-15 12:53:26 by Adam Funk

On 2006-05-15, <a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a> &lt;<a href="mailto:barbara&#64;bookpro.com" target="_blank">barbara&#64;bookpro.com</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt; So have you stopped beating your wife?

Oh, this is the one where Bugs Bunny dresses as Groucho Marx.

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#251: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-15 18:24:22 by Otto Bahn

&quot;TMG&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:TMG&#64;Nowhere.org" target="_blank">TMG&#64;Nowhere.org</a>&gt; wrote

&gt;&gt; Kevin, I'm about done with you.
&gt;
&gt; As you are a &quot;Princess of the White Empire&quot;, I'm pretty sure Kevin doesn't
&gt; want to do your sheets.

You sheet on my bed I keel you.

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#252: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-15 18:28:11 by Chris McGonnell

On Sat, 13 May 2006 19:39:15 GMT, kilikini wrote:

&gt;I'm going to actually cross-post because I want everyone to know how I feel
&gt;about my husband. I love him. I am extremely loyal.

So was Eva Braun. And Pat Nixon. Doesn't mean shit about Adolph and
Tricky Dick as human beings, just that they attracted emotionally
disturbed women.

&gt;Kevin, I'm tired of your drivel.

Then get off the computer and pull some weeds.

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Harming humanity since 1951.
&quot;What do you expect from a bunch of kiwi smoking sheep herders?&quot; --
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#253: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-15 18:45:42 by Otto Bahn

&quot;kilikini&quot; &lt;<a href="mailto:kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com" target="_blank">kilikiniSPAM&#64;tampabay.rr.com</a>&gt; wrote

&gt; I was going to only post this to *your* kibology thing, but I decided, no,
&gt; I'm going to actually cross-post because I want everyone to know how I feel
&gt; about my husband. I love him. I am extremely loyal.

Especially if he likes to watch?

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#254: Re: Happy happy, Joy joy!!

Posted on 2006-05-15 18:57:18 by rescyou

On Mon, 15 May 2006 12:28:11 -0400, Chris McGonnell
&lt;<a href="mailto:smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net" target="_blank">smeagol&#64;NOkey-net.net</a>&gt; wrote:

&gt;On Sat, 13 May 2006 19:39:15 GMT, kilikini wrote:
&gt;
&gt;&gt;I'm going to actually cross-post because I want everyone to know how I feel
&gt;&gt;about my husband. I love him. I am extremely loyal.
&gt;
&gt;So was Eva Braun. And Pat Nixon. Doesn't mean shit about Adolph and
&gt;Tricky Dick as human beings, just that they attracted emotionally
&gt;disturbed women.
&gt;
&gt;&gt;Kevin, I'm tired of your drivel.
&gt;
&gt;Then get off the computer and pull some weeds.

But wait! She hasn't answered any of Barbara's questions yet, even
though they are quite reasonable questions and Barbara asked quite
nicely.

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